Jessie Cave #3 Can't successfully end a project, or a toxic relationship

[skyehigh]

Weird how she has not mentioned anything. Doesn't go with the brand I assume!

 

[Hubrisand]

they've bought a 7-bed house

How do you know this??

 

[blatherer]

But I thought they almost all slept in the same bed? Blimey. To be as rich as them.

they're currently in a one bedroom flat, Alfie's on a sofa bed in the living room

 

[mystic29]

they're currently in a one bedroom flat, Alfie's on a sofa bed in the living room

Yeah, but it’s probably in the centre of London. And what’s the bet they own it.
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I really think the only thing that'll make her ditch him permanently is either meeting someone who surpasses Alfie in every which makes her see the light or Alfie gets someone else pregnant. And I hope that doesn't happen because that'd be deplorably cruel to Jessie and the kids.

honestly he will probably go on tour and sleep with some fan girl and get her pregnant.

 

[skyehigh]

Alfie must have inherited from his father, which perhaps explains why Jessie is quiet on this front and why it's in Liverpool.

 

[blatherer]

It's quite nuts to buy a house and move the entire family across the country when you literally just did an Edinburgh show about how you'll definitely break up again in the future...
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Yeah, but it’s probably in the centre of London. And what’s the bet they own it.
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No they're renting the one-bed flat in London. Interesting how, for a poor family, cramming four under ten and two adults into a one-bed would be a matter for social services, whereas for an upper-middle class family, it's "quaint" and "unconventional".

 

[jdavi]

They operate outside the rules of society. I keep thinking of the folding train tables and how violated they are.

 

[oatmealpieface]

One bedroom each and one spare for the inevitable fifth kid

 

[jdavi]

I’ve never been there but I wonder if their house is in the city or out in the country? Or in some kind of suburb? I have no idea what the layout is like . But they seem to be used to living in the city and being able to walk most places/be in the center of things. Wonder if they’ll get a car.

 

[blatherer]

I’ve never been there but I wonder if their house is in the city or out in the country? Or in some kind of suburb? I have no idea what the layout is like . But they seem to be used to living in the city and being able to walk most places/be in the center of things. Wonder if they’ll get a car.

I think the house is in Huyton which is like a suburb of Liverpool, about a half an hour drive to the city centre, Alfie drives and has a car, on the podcast I was listening to he was talking about buying a "sensible people carrier", there's also train links to the centre for Jessie who doesn't drive. I wonder if Alfie and Jessie will still have separate bedrooms / whether part of the deal is they'll have another baby / whether the spare room is for guests / Jessie's mum. A 7-bed house seems like a lot of upkeep... Also will they send the kids to private school, as both Jessie and Alfie were privately educated.

 

[Theyeahyeahs]

Where are you all getting this info about their move!?

 

[blatherer]

Where are you all getting this info about their move!?

Alfie was on Have A Word on Monday... if you wanna know stuff about their lives, you've gotta engage with the content they put out

 

[Theyeahyeahs]

Alfie was on Have A Word on Monday... if you wanna know stuff about their lives, you've gotta engage with the content they put out

Thank you! Though with respect I don’t follow Alfie, just Jessie (he annoys me big time lol).

 

[jdavi]

I wonder if her mom is moving with them. It wouldn’t surprise me.

 

[blatherer]

I wonder if her mom is moving with them. It wouldn’t surprise me.

I don't know how they're going to cope without her mum if not, they couldn't go to Edinburgh without her!

 

[jdavi]

I don't know how they're going to cope without her mum if not, they couldn't go to Edinburgh without her!

Imagine having to actually raise the kids you made ffs

 

[maytoseptember]

I can’t imagine her mum leaving her life and home behind in London just to be her daughter’s home help in Liverpool. It’s just a bizarre decision all around. Purely chosen to get a big house relatively cheap?

 

[blatherer]

I can’t imagine her mum leaving her life and home behind in London just to be her daughter’s home help in Liverpool. It’s just a bizarre decision all around. Purely chosen to get a big house relatively cheap?

there's no WAY they could afford a house of a reasonable size in London! apparently Alfie's had his eyes set on Liverpool for years and has slowly persuaded Jessie to make the move

 

[jdavi]

He wants her to uproot her life and move but he won’t really commit to her at any point in time

 

[Hubrisand]

Have either of them addressed what caused their most recent breakup?