Jessie Cave #3 Can't successfully end a project, or a toxic relationship

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I only ever listen to the podcast so I didn't realise this but Jessie, babe, what is this outfit...
 

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Did Horatio cheat on Bebe orrr? They were just going on and on about how men are scum and eventually cheat 👀
 
I can't find anything at all about Zayn Malik having a plus size girlfriend, only about him joining a plus size dating app which seems to be quite old news. Is jessie imagining things??
 
And here is me, once again wondering about Alfie's legs being stick thin for a dad at the end of his thirties. Like. Doesn't the fella eat at all?
 

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The Yoko Ono of GY said:
And here is me, once again wondering about Alfie's legs being stick thin for a dad at the end of his thirties. Like. Doesn't the fella eat at all?
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having seen him IRL (he's flirted with me at TWO of his gigs I am in my 20s and will not be returning to see him anytime soon) his legs are undwerwhelmingly average
this pic looks like its taken from some distance and he's stood at an angle
he constantly acts like a mopey child/like he is more intelligent that everyone then conveniently blames it on his bipolar and he's lousy/lazy in bed
tea
 
kittymeowlondon said:
having seen him IRL (he's flirted with me at TWO of his gigs I am in my 20s and will not be returning to see him anytime soon) his legs are undwerwhelmingly average
this pic looks like its taken from some distance and he's stood at an angle
he constantly acts like a mopey child/like he is more intelligent that everyone then conveniently blames it on his bipolar and he's lousy/lazy in bed
tea
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underwhelmingly average legs 😂
 
So the Cave-Brown's are getting a dog. Well I suppose after 4 children Alfie deserves to get what he wants (as well as the move to Liverpool of course!) Jessie says she's only ever stroked two dogs in her whole life 😳
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Oh and apparently they're going to breed them! (I really hope that's a joke!!)
 
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Owlish said:
I was laughing out loud at bits of the podcast this week. When they are on form, I do find them really funny.
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I'm super glad they're back and am unsure why they ever left 🙏
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Well that's not strictly true, I think we played a part in that tbf
 
I’m not sure Jessie is mentally prepared for a dog. It’s not like Alfie is going to take the dog out in the rain or at five am or clean up potty training accidents. I had a mini schnauzer for 15 years and she was actually quite high maintenance and I had to put her down two weeks ago 😭. It’s a really big commitment and she might not be needing something else to keep alive.

Also Jessie: “I’m showing my COMMITMENT to this family and to Alfie.”
Alfie ten months ago: “I can’t be asked to be monogamous. It feels good to ferk.”
 
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Four kids must be so chaotic, adding a dog to the mix sounds like another huge source of stress.

Also sounds like the thing Jessie is most looking forward to is Alfie taking the bulk of the responsibility for something (because god knows she does a disproportionate amount of the parenting). Hopefully he fulfils that promise but I’m not sure I’d trust him.
 
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