Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

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Oh boo hoo Flapz. You should try working a full-time job with kids then you'd know what tiredness bleeping is. That B12 injection was a waste of time on her then.

I highly doubt you have 'baby hairs'. When you did your tit hair dye job at home your hair most probably broke off. You are receding!! 😅
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PrincessJeanie said:
She’s missing her adult only holidays. She’s only had one (so far) this year and we all know how many trips they took last year without the kids. Maybe she should be asking her husband to help more rather than coming on Insta and boring all of us with it 😴
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Maybe she should tell Mr Church to stop being a big girl’s blouse and stop reading gossip forums! Not a hope would my husband, dad, brothers, son or my nephews read or be active on a gossip forum.
 
mollyann said:
Is he playing 🦖🦖this week? If he is sure could take the kids and not film as doubt anyone knows Wtf flaps is.Probably beneath her to go as we all know they like to pretend they have money.B&B in a 5 ⭐️ resort in the Maldives is only for skint idiots.
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MS is in Skegness Friday & Saturday this week so if he disappears towards the end of the week and turns up at Zeldas, I’d definitely say he’s playing baby Dino again 😉
 
Fakey isn’t really raising awareness in his run up to the marathon. No mention for people to donate either 🤨🤨
Oh come ON FAKEY….when are you gonna let this wonderful charity down with your excuse??? You’ll need to stop your power ranger training soon to make sure your fully injury free for the marathon 😜
 
Work is she having a laugh? I am a stay at home mum and today I’ve managed to do two loads of washing clean the house from top to bottom and just starting to prep lunch! My husband has been out washing the car in between doing his job I have two kids I give the smaller one a duster and we make a game of it I don’t sit on insta moaning! Maybe I’m missing a trick? Clean your house you scab and stop begging!
 
Vanilla Ice said:
Work do they actually know what that word means i bet they those two have never ever done a whole complete days work in their lives between them
#lazybastards
#shitparents
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💯 I don’t believe he was a bricklayer because he’s too sensitive, he wouldn’t handle the slagging that goes on when working on building sites 😂 they are bleeping rutless 😂😂😂 the stories I hear and have heard from my da and brothers and my husband over the years 🤣🤣 (they all work in the same trade)

She did apparently work in an office then beauty , not that you would think it??? Her nails are never nice and she has skin issues, I don’t know if that’s medical and can’t be helped. She would be more able for a building site than him 😂 he useless at d.i.y even
 
Philimena cunk said:
Ew, wasn't that from the wedding in downtown Beirut....
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That tit hole they stayed at in Portugal when a giant rat attacked him? In fairness it was probably cleaner than their filthy house. But it was a right kip wasn’t it, again they made Portugal look tit and horrible when apparently it’s really lovely and lovely hotels, just they can’t afford nice hotels so they stayed 2 hours away from where Marcel was getting married (Marcel didn’t go to his wedding and they really went out of their way to go to his, how embarrassing 🙈) I love the backround setting of the photo, nothing like wasteland for a lovey snap 📸
 
Heidi77 said:
Is it not really bad to be getting that hair wet all the time? That is so funny how he holds onto it before he dunks.
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It's all just ludicrous. Why do people who are receding , brush their hair backwards off of their Tefal dome-foreheads , like a bog-brush? Even worse when it's a syrup. NEVER a good look, nor appealing. 😖
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mollyann said:
Downtown Beirut 🤣🤣Remember they were staying nearly two hours from the wedding of those other two dickheads.He was attacked by a 🐀 zelda has a bleeping 🐺 at the end of her bed🤣🤣Both so weird and you can see where he gets his attention seeking personality from.
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Very dysfunctional, the lot of them
 
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mollyann said:
Looks like he’s off to the gym so kids having a great Easter break.I agree zelda needs to get a life she’s so weird like her son🙄Who puts on a full face of awful make up to sit talking tit every day.She’s lucky not to be working as doormatt must have a good job.That’s the outfit he will be wearing he’s a embarrassment to the charity as saying he wanted to raise 10,000 doubt he anywhere near that figure.
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Anyone genuinely running for charity links to their Justgiviing, etc pages to raise as much as possible. I haven’t seen him do much of that. It’s all about the Bank of Prickenden and running with a particular costume to divert attention to himself.
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
This doesn't sit right with me. I reckon Fred has been TOLD to sit with him. What's all the cuddling up to Fred all of a sudden? That kid looks bloody awkward. Especially at the end.
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I watched with the sound off, I can't stand the way he speaks or anything he says.

Poor Freddie being used, as usual. Child must be so confused and as we have said a million times, those children SHOULD NOT BE EXPLOITED LIKE THAT ON SOCIAL MEDIA!
 
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