Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
That toupee definitely has a mind of its own no wonder he is always touching it probably making sure it’s still attached 😁
 

Attachments

  • IMG_2768.png
    IMG_2768.png
    97.4 KB · Views: 19
Looks like he’s off to the gym so kids having a great Easter break.I agree zelda needs to get a life she’s so weird like her son🙄Who puts on a full face of awful make up to sit talking tit every day.She’s lucky not to be working as doormatt must have a good job.That’s the outfit he will be wearing he’s a embarrassment to the charity as saying he wanted to raise 10,000 doubt he anywhere near that figure.
 

Attachments

  • E2BF8FF0-5D69-4861-8AFF-4BF664C19CC6.jpeg
    E2BF8FF0-5D69-4861-8AFF-4BF664C19CC6.jpeg
    67.4 KB · Views: 24
ShowMeThe Money said:
Lord Farticus he's calling Leo this morning. Tell me Fake you don't read Tattle without telling me...
Click to expand...
He’s just making an even bigger fool of himself when he does this and he doesn’t just read tattle he also likes to come on tattle because it’s the only place that gives him attention? Do any other deluded instagrammers or influencers that have tattle threads do this? I don’t think many do because they are busy but he does nothing and is just bored, how sad a man at that age does stuff like this 😂
 
mollyann said:
Looks like he’s off to the gym so kids having a great Easter break.I agree zelda needs to get a life she’s so weird like her son🙄Who puts on a full face of awful make up to sit talking tit every day.She’s lucky not to be working as doormatt must have a good job.That’s the outfit he will be wearing he’s a embarrassment to the charity as saying he wanted to raise 10,000 doubt he anywhere near that figure.
Click to expand...
Looks like that person in the bone is running the marathon, the costume does look restricting so he will be able to run it and not use the costume as an excuse to walk it. I wonder will Sarcoma get the stitching right unlike the cheap wedding tailors crap stitching 😂
 
Jessica_Rabbit said:
He’s just making an even bigger fool of himself when he does this and he doesn’t just read tattle he also likes to come on tattle because it’s the only place that gives him attention? Do any other deluded instagrammers or influencers that have tattle threads do this? I don’t think many do because they are busy but he does nothing and is just bored, how sad a man at that age does stuff like this 😂
Click to expand...
The Teen Mom Uk and Teen Mum Young & Pregnant girls do, there’s been some right goings on on their threads!
 
mollyann said:
Looks like he’s off to the gym so kids having a great Easter break.I agree zelda needs to get a life she’s so weird like her son🙄Who puts on a full face of awful make up to sit talking tit every day.She’s lucky not to be working as doormatt must have a good job.That’s the outfit he will be wearing he’s a embarrassment to the charity as saying he wanted to raise 10,000 doubt he anywhere near that figure.
Click to expand...
Still not half way towards his target yet 🤦🏻‍♀️ imagine if he’d bothered promoting the marathon/charity like he does every 2 min TV appearance he makes. He’d have smashed that total by now 🤷🏻‍♀️
 

Attachments

  • 4CE54ED6-FC11-439D-BBAE-63040BF4639B.jpeg
    4CE54ED6-FC11-439D-BBAE-63040BF4639B.jpeg
    75.3 KB · Views: 18
I've just seen that April is teenage and young people's cancer month nothing from prick about that eh? Surprised he hasn't used it for an Instagram post about how he lost his young brother to cancer for those who dont know then all his women can put their sickly comments about what a wonderful son and father he is and how proud his brother is looking down which let's face it is the only reason he does it I'm convinced he didnt give a tit about that lad probably resented him taking mummy's attention away from him while he was ill
 
Does he actually wear a toupee then?! There’s lots of jokes about it on here, but is it actually true?! The more I look, the more I’m convinced it is, especially now it’s been pointed out that he holds it as he’s going under the water in his ice bath. (Why is it steaming by the way?! Doesn’t look ice cold to me), also, my daughter was an elite athlete and had ice baths after every training session - they lasted a lot longer than the two mins this prick is in there for!
 
Lilylate said:
Does he actually wear a toupee then?! There’s lots of jokes about it on here, but is it actually true?! The more I look, the more I’m convinced it is, especially now it’s been pointed out that he holds it as he’s going under the water in his ice bath. (Why is it steaming by the way?! Doesn’t look ice cold to me), also, my daughter was an elite athlete and had ice baths after every training session - they lasted a lot longer than the two mins this prick is in there for!
Click to expand...
Yes it’s true! @CrazyBaldhead may have the link again for you to read. But she found a video of him and his friend he referred there to have the same wig 😂
 
Lilylate said:
Does he actually wear a toupee then?! There’s lots of jokes about it on here, but is it actually true?! The more I look, the more I’m convinced it is, especially now it’s been pointed out that he holds it as he’s going under the water in his ice bath. (Why is it steaming by the way?! Doesn’t look ice cold to me), also, my daughter was an elite athlete and had ice baths after every training session - they lasted a lot longer than the two mins this prick is in there for!
Click to expand...
Yes he does! I was the one who found evidence. I've linked the post. It has a link of the company and a video of his mate Martin, who he referred, getting it cut and glued on!!!! Lol

I'm going to add it to the WIKI when I get time but I'm knees deep doing the Charlotte Dawson WIKI at the moment.

Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

I can’t believe he’s in bed! Is it really worth the declining Z list fame Sophie? I’m not a fan of hers but god, he is a complete useless waste of space as a husband and father.
tattle.life
 
Flaps moaning the kids driving her mad.Get then out book a few days away selfish useless idiots.How depressing to live like they do documenting every boring detail of their fake life.Be thankful you have children and saying she can’t get any work done🙄you don’t have a job stupid woman.
 
Lord Farticus eh jumping around Fakey's new bed in the loft!




---
I'm absolutely fascinated by that syrup! The way that he holds onto it for dear life when he dunks his head under. Does he think these 'inspirational quotes' are good because they're an absolute load of old bollocks!

 
Last edited:
mollyann said:
Flaps moaning the kids driving her mad.Get then out book a few days away selfish useless idiots.How depressing to live like they do documenting every boring detail of their fake life.Be thankful you have children and saying she can’t get any work done🙄you don’t have a job stupid woman.
Click to expand...
She’s missing her adult only holidays. She’s only had one (so far) this year and we all know how many trips they took last year without the kids. Maybe she should be asking her husband to help more rather than coming on Insta and boring all of us with it 😴
 
mollyann said:
Flaps moaning the kids driving her mad.Get then out book a few days away selfish useless idiots.How depressing to live like they do documenting every boring detail of their fake life.Be thankful you have children and saying she can’t get any work done🙄you don’t have a job stupid woman.
Click to expand...

If both are home why can’t he look after the kids take them out while she ‘works’
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top