Jake Quickenden #65 Polly 'Penfold' Parrot is deffo getting Fakey's teeny, tiny carrot!

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Get rid of that syrup, your heavy ego and vanity and increase your crack intake!

Job done! 👍

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Vanilla Ice said:
My name is fakey and I piss on the floor
Mummy’s said it’s ok don’t do it anymore
I Should be at home with the kids and the wife
But all she does is give me some strife
My anxiety seems to come and go
It’s whenever I get work don’t you know
My Polly pleads everyday for more t.v work
But then they see my insta page and think I’m a berk
I’m only like this as I have nothing to do
My only job daily is having a poo
So everyone you can see my plight
I will keep playing Ra Ra every night
My misses is always pretending she is posh
That’s why I need to bring home the dosh
She tries every day to sell on Vinted
It’s only pennies and we will never be minted
A new day is dawning and another new day
Someone on the phone I hear you say
Blimey it’s another comp just for today
Whatever it is I’ll take it if I may
It’s my excuse to stay away
I will be at the YMCA if you pay
I love my kids and don’t forget the wife
I’m doing it for them for a much better life
Marathon man yes I’m in the zone
What bleeping idiot decided on a bone
I will look like a pratt and everyone will laugh
I’d better get back in my nice warm ice bath
Watch this space as he is all but done
I Hope is mummy is there wiping his bum
Finish or not I’m sure we will know
Lots of stories on his go-pro
For us lucky tattlers we might need to sit down
Whilst reading the stories from this old clown 🤡🤡

Hope you all had a lovely Easter everyone and bye for now 🐣 🐣
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i am way behind on the thread - this is absolutely brilliant 🤣
 
Oh do duck off Jake just trying to gain attention from your thirsty women YET AGAIN! Oooh Jake no need to lose weight you're in great shape well no because when the filter slipped there was a roll over his shorts despite all the training still that's alcohol for you (disclaimer I love a dad bod personally and nothing wrong with a bit of roll what i don't like is tit like this filters himself tall and slim then says ooh i need to lose weight just to gain attention)
 
Thatbird71 said:
Oh do duck off Jake just trying to gain attention from your thirsty women YET AGAIN! Oooh Jake no need to lose weight you're in great shape well no because when the filter slipped there was a roll over his shorts despite all the training still that's alcohol for you (disclaimer I love a dad bod personally and nothing wrong with a bit of roll what i don't like is tit like this filters himself tall and slim then says ooh i need to lose weight just to gain attention)
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He’s so transparent it’s beyond laughable 🙄 Anything to get his ego stroked and up his engagement on the gram. If he’d done his proper marathon training he wouldnt need to lose any weight 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
CrazyBaldhead said:
Yes he does! I was the one who found evidence. I've linked the post. It has a link of the company and a video of his mate Martin, who he referred, getting it cut and glued on!!!! Lol

I'm going to add it to the WIKI when I get time but I'm knees deep doing the Charlotte Dawson WIKI at the moment.

Jake Quickenden #60 5mins on TV but no need to gloat as your wife's selling off her Primark coat!!

I can’t believe he’s in bed! Is it really worth the declining Z list fame Sophie? I’m not a fan of hers but god, he is a complete useless waste of space as a husband and father.
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OMG 😳 when it’s been mentioned before I truly did think it was a joke and he’d just had a hair transplant. It must be stinking! 🤮
 
So no lego trip as head playing power ranger.She’s moaning because she stuck at home with the kids🙄Other than the gifted Dubai trip when do these children have paid days out.I’m appalled at his disregard towards raising money for the dead person he’s made a fortune of since he died.Total Wanker I’m so wishing Paul knocks the tit out of him👍
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WTAF is this the way she touches the towels🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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So basically all he has done so far with the kids in the Easter holidays is one trip to Lakeside. Beautiful weather in Colchester today and he’s spending it at the gym and the combat institute 🤦🏻‍♀️ surely he could take a couple of days off training in the school holidays and actually take his family somewhere? I bet if they could afford it, he’d happily ditch training for an adult only trip. I’ve never know a parent that has to continually tell strangers what a family man he is, how home is where the heart is, how he loves his son more than anything, etc etc… and then chooses to spend the majority of his time away from them.
 
OMG Fakeys my last comment was a mix of Fakey and my comment for the Britney Spears thread that got mixed into on 🙈🙈🙈🙈 yous are probably going whats she on about 😂😂😂 I get it taken down and rewrite my comment just about Fakey and not Britney 🤣🤣🤷‍♀️
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cazellie said:
OMG 😳 when it’s been mentioned before I truly did think it was a joke and he’d just had a hair transplant. It must be stinking! 🤮
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He’s had more than one HT and they didn’t work or last from what I’ve read and then @CrazyBaldhead found this place that does these these “Hair Systems” and his mate Martin is advertising it and getting his very own hair system and says “Jake recommended it and it’s brilliant” of course it Martin, so brilliant that you knew you looked like a twit and got it removed ( Martin doesn’t have a hair system anymore) check out the clip it’s gas 😂😂😂
 
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Lilylate said:
The Teen Mom Uk and Teen Mum Young & Pregnant girls do, there’s been some right goings on on their threads!
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I don’t watch that and didn’t even know they had a thread but what did they actually achieve by coming on Tattle, by them coming on it only shows how much Tattle rattles them. It makes me laugh because they put everything out there and tattle is a platform to discuss our opinions and what’s wrong with that? No one is directly messaging them, no one is near them if they don’t want to be discussed well don’t put it out there! Assholes, it just make tattlers (whichever thread) laugh at their behaviour and discuss them more then 🤷‍♀️
 
cazellie said:
OMG 😳 when it’s been mentioned before I truly did think it was a joke and he’d just had a hair transplant. It must be stinking! 🤮
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I came across it by accident funny enough as I was googling hair systems when I could clearly see his seam!!! It's amazing what lengths some vain pricks will go to. Own your baldness that's what I say! 💯
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mollyann said:
So no lego trip as head playing power ranger.She’s moaning because she stuck at home with the kids🙄Other than the gifted Dubai trip when do these children have paid days out.I’m appalled at his disregard towards raising money for the dead person he’s made a fortune of since he died.Total Wanker I’m so wishing Paul knocks the tit out of him👍
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WTAF is this the way she touches the towels🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That's nearly made me pee!! 😂😂😂
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More witch slapping!! 😂



WTF is broski you twit?

 
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Jessica_Rabbit said:
I don’t watch that and didn’t even know they had a thread but what did they actually achieve by coming on Tattle, by them coming on it only shows how much Tattle rattles them. It makes me laugh because they put everything out there and tattle is a platform to discuss our opinions and what’s wrong with that? No one is directly messaging them, no one is near them if they don’t want to be discussed well don’t put it out there! Assholes, it just make tattlers (whichever thread) laugh at their behaviour and discuss them more then 🤷‍♀️
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Thing is the teen mom girls who clearly come on tattle are TEENS! They’re childish and immature so coming on tattle isn’t going to benefit them but it’s something a teen would do. Not a grown man in his 30s 😂
 
I'm on the Katie Price thread and look who's turned up.commenting on one of KPs insta posts. Trying to mention tatlers on that thread too. Someone suspected it was KPs sister but I said they've been on here too and suspected to be Polly Parrot

Katie Price #266 Skankruptcy case is close and looming, support for kieran deffo booming

I think we will have to just wait and see now what happens. Sorry I can't really say anymore. I know it's frustrating.... We love and trust you DC! Whatever is going on, SOMETHING is clearly going on. I'm bursting at the seams to get back home and compose a politely written but thoroughly...
tattle.life
 
"WHERE..IS..THE..NOSE?

I have never heard ANYBODY so completely unnatural with a child. EVER.

NikNak can't miss his though! 😅


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Sarivng2022 said:
I'm on the Katie Price thread and look who's turned up.commenting on one of KPs insta posts. Trying to mention tatlers on that thread too. Someone suspected it was KPs sister but I said they've been on here too and suspected to be Polly Parrot

Katie Price #266 Skankruptcy case is close and looming, support for kieran deffo booming

I think we will have to just wait and see now what happens. Sorry I can't really say anymore. I know it's frustrating.... We love and trust you DC! Whatever is going on, SOMETHING is clearly going on. I'm bursting at the seams to get back home and compose a politely written but thoroughly...
tattle.life
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It's got to be Polly Parrot. 💯
 
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