Jake Quickenden #20 All aboard the self pity train. Manic behaviour is not hard to explain...Toot Toot!

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That time he took Leo on loose women was he supposed to be on ? Remember him saying to Sophie in the dressing room when she asked for food his reply your only here to help look after Leo .Who the duck speaks to someone like that and more fool her for letting him .Reported again for him in his stinky underpants posing in the mirror last night .He’s so vain 🤢Why does he think he’s so good looking when he’s the complete opposite of the word 🤢
 
I saw he was brown nosing Stacey Solomon on her swimming pool post yesterday. He mentioned how he wanted to have the same for his kids and she replied back saying they were welcome round anytime. Wonder if Stacey knows he will be round early doors today taking her up on the offer!!


Just commented about this!! He will never be like Stacey and needs to start being realistic and start providing for his family properly, rather than chasing a dream that died 10 years ago.
saw the huns commenting back saying he could achieve it as he works really hard!! 🤔🙄
Have you seen the vomit inducing replies people have put on his comment to Stacey’s post. Some very sad people about 🙄
 
Have you seen the vomit inducing replies people have put on his comment to Stacey’s post. Some very sad people about 🙄
Keep working on it jake haha he will never achieve that level of fame as he’s not likeable.Also at 33 that boat has sailed away and panto crap ads his calling from now on .Working away from home suits him and those two Would not last five minutes him being home all the time .He loves playing the joker 8 hours a day works for 3 hours and that’s his life on a loop.

Another reel of him prancing about # model Wtf 😂😂😂And a picture of Leo looking once again like he’s been dragged threw a bush .Yes your son needs a hair cut we get you can’t stand anyone calling you out .Simple don’t read here and duck off
 
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He’s is quite blatantly angling for some sort of fitness deal but I also wonder if things are getting that desperate, that he seriously may go the Only Fans route 🤮 I know he’s stated on more than one occasion no way would he do it but remember he also took the piss out of influencers for months, but now jumps on anything offered to him. He really thought he was going to have work offers piling up when he got to his million and we all know how that has worked out 🤭 The fact these half naked posts are hardly getting any likes, you’d think he’d take the hint but he’s so thick skinned and deluded, he probably thinks he’d earn a fortune from it 🙄
Only money he'd make is gay for pay, and even they are fussy lads ..

Have you seen the vomit inducing replies people have put on his comment to Stacey’s post. Some very sad people about 🙄
Hard work and Jake Prickenden don't go in the same sentence. He's gotta be on be of the most lazy work shy cunts I've ever seen.
 
Hi all! I’m trying to keep up, just be so busy with life at the moment 😭😭 What job didn’t he get? Sorry I’ve read though but can’t find it x He literally winds me up so much. I agree he’s defo on the sniff… 😳
A few weeks back he said he’d auditioned for another musical. He made it pretty obvious on IG that he thought it was a definite (like the radio gig 🙄). Pretty sure that’s what he’s referring to 👍🏻
 
Just catching up and almost choked on my tea. This absolute pathetic, desperate SPUNK BUCKET bleeping hashtagging himself as a MODEL! Is there no depths to how low he will sink?! There's something him and snotty sprog have in common, the only thing they could model is bleeping balaclavas! 🤢🤢🤢🤢
David Gandy he ain't. More like mahatma.... bleeping 🛎️-end

A few weeks back he said he’d auditioned for another musical. He made it pretty obvious on IG that he thought it was a definite (like the radio gig 🙄). Pretty sure that’s what he’s referring to 👍🏻
Wonder if it was Chicago. He'd have thought he was a shoo in seeing as fat Collins got a part...
 
Just watched Su Pollard’s “good morning everyone, happy Saturday”

duck me she’s embarrassing.

And as for having her hands full with Leo. Yeah, you dont. You could leave him to watch telly, cook a three course meal, wax your foof, have your nails done and compete in a 26 mile marathon and he still wouldn’t have budged
 
Two new posts and hardly any likes at all🤣🤣🤣 you're in panic mode jake. Omg they are gonna make another gormless babba for Sophie to look after. That video is so embarrassing of him pretending to shag.licking Solomons arse, how bloody embarrassing for a man of your age to be doing that. You are pathetic bro. Stick to your lazy spa
 
That last reel 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 he really thinks he’s some sort of sex god. WTF must Sophie think watching that. Let alone letting him anywhere near her. That’s gonna be the next narrative. Talking about their sex life. He’s hedged round it a couple of times but it’s all they’ve got left to tout now. You can imagine he films it while they shag just so he can watch himself back. Now I’ve made myself feel more sick than I did after watching that reel 🤦🏻‍♀️
Tomorrow is gonna be a 50+ story day that fact he’s also got Nanny QVC there to use for content 😴
 
Can you imagine what the stag do is going to be like 🙄
Him, his phone and his right hand, probably. He's a right Billy bleeping no mates.

he has to force people to pretend to be his friend first 😂😂😂
He'll put a shout out to his minions to go with him. First stag with middle aged/ old biddies on it .. awesome..
 
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