Jake Quickenden #20 All aboard the self pity train. Manic behaviour is not hard to explain...Toot Toot!

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He’s such a twit. Instead of posting reels/posts daily (sometimes 2 or 3 times a day), if he held off on posting so much, his engagement rate would go up. Trouble is he is so obsessed with being active on IG, he can’t help himself 🤷🏻‍♀️ It’s hardly rocket science that when you buy thousands of followers they are obviously not going to be able to comment or like your posts because they are not actually real people 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
He will take this into consideration when he reads here and we will see a change. He gets all his ideas from here the thick twit. Same as his tik toks. He copies people. Not an original idea in that long Haggard head on his

Found this little beauty! 🤣🤣🤣 "Instagram don't remove people buying fake followers...." Can't wait until the day they do. You'll be fucked mate! 🤡
Hypocrite. Narrow minded much jake bro!!!!
 
He’s just gross look at his shorts rolled up god he makes my toes curl
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Does he ever actually go to work? If I were Sophie I'd be absolutely fuming that my other half was posting videos and photos of himself poncing about in Wales whilst I was stuck at home with 2 kids (I know his Mom is currently there but she isn't usually). He makes out he is father of the year but he absolutely isn't. He barely sees his son and when he does he's lounging around in bed or growling in his face instead of properly engaging with him. Today I've taken my daughter to a fair that was on at a nearby seafront, the park and we did arts and crafts. What does this twit ever do with his child? On the rare occasion he has taken him to soft play it's only been because it's been mentioned here that he doesn't take him anywhere and he always positions his phone on the walls of the baby area so that people can see what an amazing Dad he is.

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Sorry but couples who constantly gush over each other on social media are normally hiding something 🤷🏻‍♀️ Why do you need to tell the whole world how wonderful they are, how good they look and how much you love them? Just say it to them personally 🤦🏻‍♀️ The happiest couples keep their private lives private and don’t even post about their partners apart maybe on special occasions. These two will say and do anything to try and up their engagement and it’s only going to get worse leading up to the wedding(s) of the year
 
Sorry but couples who constantly gush over each other on social media are normally hiding something 🤷🏻‍♀️ Why do you need to tell the whole world how wonderful they are, how good they look and how much you love them? Just say it to them personally 🤦🏻‍♀️ The happiest couples keep their private lives private and don’t even post about their partners apart maybe on special occasions. These two will say and do anything to try and up their engagement and it’s only going to get worse leading up to the wedding(s) of the year
Its like he trying to convince himself
 
Tagging Peter Andre now. Wow.

Also found it ironic he says "keeping busy is the 🔑" under his last post....

Been using that key to toot toot too JQ 🤣
His posts are getting more and more cringeworthy and desperate. Yes Jakey we know your angling for some sort of fitness app/deal or maybe you’re trying to get your gig back with the dreamboys, but we don’t need to see your half naked dad body twenty times a day 🤮. Not a Peter Andre fan but let’s be honest Jakeys never gonna have the body that PA did in that video. The fact he’s tagged him shows just how deluded he is if he thinks he looks anywhere near as good as PA did back in the day 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
Jake while you’re reading here, your kid looks a twit with long hair. If you can spend thousands on growing your own back, baldy, surely you can part with a few quid to get his trimmed.
The baby just never has any comfort:
• Snotty nose
• Messy hair
• Big joggers he can’t crawl in
Definitely hasn’t got his dads natural hairline 😉😂 Amazes me that with two parents that are both such vain narcissistic cunts that pay a fortune on their own appearances, they’re not bothered that they are forever parading their offspring looking grubby and unkempt 99% of the time
 
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