Jake Quickenden #20 All aboard the self pity train. Manic behaviour is not hard to explain...Toot Toot!

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Just one question -Can the pair of you just duck off Instagram until next year
 

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He’s soooo desperate. The fumes of desperation emanate from his every move. He wants someone high up in production to make a star vehicle for him so he can be like everyone he fawns over on IG and he’s stupid and arrogant enough to believe it, too. Singer, model, ice skater extraordinaire, tv personality, banter king, beloved influencer, sex god, world’s best dad, yoga bandwagon jumper, all round-action man….jack of all trades, master of NONE.
 
All about his body and fitness at the moment. Incorporating mental health obviously. Last 5 poste all of him showing off. People are sick already jake. Next narrative pending. Im thinking tommorow we will get a mum appreciation post. Basically slavering on and licking her arse. All for likes and his own grattitude of course. Not actually about his man faced mother . Anything for them likes that you arent bothers about mate!!! Maybe a haircut for Leo. Doubt it though. Some kids suit long hair but that kid has thin straggly hair, must take after jake. So it constantly looks a mess
 
Just one question -Can the pair of you just duck off Instagram until next year
Why didn't your mother have a headache the night you were conceived? 🤡

He’s soooo desperate. The fumes of desperation emanate from his every move. He wants someone high up in production to make a star vehicle for him so he can be like everyone he fawns over on IG and he’s stupid and arrogant enough to believe it, too. Singer, model, ice skater extraordinaire, tv personality, banter king, beloved influencer, sex god, world’s best dad, yoga bandwagon jumper, all round-action man….jack of all trades, master of NONE.
and massive bleep! 🤡

This has got to be the most cringiest of them all. As for tagging Peter Andre in this shitfest of absolute desperation, I can only imagine PA's response.

"This bleep definitely is a Friend of Dorothy's and I bet he has a dick like a prawn. Stick the prawn on the barbie mate. This guy's career is in the dunny".

What the bleeping hell does that bleep look like behind him? What on earth did those people watching think? I would've picked up the nearest rock, aimed and fired. You bleeping embarrassing bleep! 🤡
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In the last 6 days 6 posts of him in his shorts up a tree on the balcony in the gym at a water fall🤡He’s so desperate now thinking he’s some kind of bleeping sex symbol with all his sexual content🤢🤢🤢.Give it up mate you look a twit bro and begging on love island 🏝 no one wants you read the room.Even your crush Chris does not like or reply to most of your comments you leave on his every post.Can you not take a hint
 
On Love Island Instagram page 🤦
Just as predicted. He’s such a Love Island beg! Wait til it starts on Monday, he will be posting on every islanders posts and the official LI page’s posts as usual. Cos he wants people to reply and say, ‘you’re so funny! You should be on there, you should be the next presenter’ it’s so transparent how he goes about touting for a new job 🤣
 
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