Jake Quickenden #20 All aboard the self pity train. Manic behaviour is not hard to explain...Toot Toot!

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Just as predicted. He’s such a Love Island beg! Wait til it starts on Monday, he will be posting on every islanders posts and the official LI page’s posts as usual. Cos he wants people to reply and say, ‘you’re so funny! You should be on there, you should be the next presenter’ it’s so transparent how he goes about touting for a new job 🤣

Thing is most people watching Love Island and taking part in it will have literally no idea who the hell he is, he came last in XFactor nearly 10 years ago,I imagine 99.9% of contestants from that year went back to some kind of normal work pretty much as soon as the buzz died down because Jakeyboy NOBODY CARES. Its like me going on social media tagging Selfridges and Harrods, for example,continuously just because I want to work there, no-one from Selfridges or Harrods is going to see it,let alone give me a job and everyone that does will just think im a prick 🤣
 
He reckons him and Su are beloved like Rylan and his mum. They ended up ok gogglebox.
Jake, you and your equally twattish mother are never going to happen.
They are a pair of bleeping charisma vacuums....

He’s always been a sad beg strictly.loose women face the fear etc etc.Has never appeared on anything decent even begged Stacey to come get in her pool bleeping idiot
Channel 5 should have a programme called "Britain's beggiest cunts"
Jake, you'd win...

Omg how embarrassing. Begging. Will he think he has made If he gets on there. Guaranteed if he gets on he will have even less followers with his shirt personality. I wouldn't dare beg like that for everyone to see. Yav been caught out jake
He's got no bleeping shame, has he.
Beggy bleep.

Why didn't your mother have a headache the night you were conceived? 🤡


and massive bleep! 🤡

This has got to be the most cringiest of them all. As for tagging Peter Andre in this shitfest of absolute desperation, I can only imagine PA's response.

"This bleep definitely is a Friend of Dorothy's and I bet he has a dick like a prawn. Stick the prawn on the barbie mate. This guy's career is in the dunny".

What the bleeping hell does that bleep look like behind him? What on earth did those people watching think? I would've picked up the nearest rock, aimed and fired. You bleeping embarrassing bleep! 🤡
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Why didn't she swallow instead. I'm sorry, but he'd be ancient history if I was involved with him. The endless preening, begging and all round cuntiness, that's it, I'm oot....👍👍👍
 
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Let’s hope the real Liam Gallagher sees you taking the piss and head buts the daft bleep.God I’m looking forward to this idiot signing on the dole
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Think he had an ad with them the other week. He was sent loads of stuff and porridge etc. could be a different brand I didn’t take much notice with it being yet another ad 😂
I reported him for this the other week as he didn’t mark it as an ad or as gifted 👍🏻

On Love Island Instagram page 🤦
If I wasn’t blocked I’d definitely be commenting on this comment. Sad desperate bleep.

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Funny when he’s taking the piss out of proper celebs or slagging them off (Ed Sheeran, James Blunt, Naughty Boy to name a few) he doesn’t tag them but tags every z lister, tv show going when he’s being a beggy bleep
 
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Liam would just rip the tit out of him. He is really getting desperate now. Don't mess with Liam. Treading on shaky ground with this one.

Saw this beauty. Everybody hated him even back then.
 

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He does that Same thing when hes begging. Puts a little quote after. Like I promise I will be good. Tries to make a laugh out of It when hes pure begging. Then when he gets knocked back he says it's a joke. He is the saddest of the sad. Any male friends he has from years ago will be ripping him to bits behind his back. Get ready for the sad acts antics tommorow
 
Liam ain't going to be happy. Just about to phone my cuz in England. If you can, contact Liam via @ or #. This bleep needs bleeping over. I'm phoning my cuz right now!!! 🤣🤣

Liam doesn’t acknowledge cunts
He does if they're taking the piss. He's actually very smart and takes no tit. Then again, don't think he'd waste his energy on this bleep. Fakey ain't in his league!
 
Bet jake was nearly crying. It's true what he said tho. Should never have been in there. Wasn't he begging for the all stars
Yep he was begging for the all stars 🤦🏻‍♀️ he only got on I’m a celeb as his management begged when an actual celeb pulled out last minute so went in as a late entry. With all the proper stars they’ve had on over the years, why would all stars be interested in runner up from at least 8 years ago who basically is now know as a reality has been 🤭
 
Just seen the clip. Bit behind here. Dazza Day was in it with his tit-soiled underpants and both looking off their rockers! Definitely keeping great company with Dazza Day eh Fakey. Obviously been racking up a few lines and thought it was funny pretending to imitate Liam. Dream on, you bleeping sad twats. If only you had Liam's money eh and the fan base? I can't believe how bad Dazza Day looks now. He looks about bleeping 70. This is a perfect ad for "Say No to Drugs". Fakey has a massive problem with it. This clip speaks volumes. I hope he shits his pants on stage. bleeping cokehead! 🤡
 
So Jakey only tags Liam in when DD is taking the piss. Conveniently not tagged him when he’s doing his impression of him 🙄 also not saying he’s fat cos he obviously isn’t but looking at these photos, what’s happened to the six pack he keeps posting on his reels and grid 🤔
 

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Next story for Fakey ...... "My rehab hell". Tattle Bingo incoming..... Massive breakdown. I tit my pants like Dazza Day. The trolls made me rack up copious amounts of coke to numb my pain. I am in the closet. My career is done. I have an appointment with DWP in Colchester. Blah blah blah! Ooops, giving you ideas again Fakey as you have completely run out of them....

Sophie is really transgender. We had chicken nugget via a surrogate. The list goes on! 🤡🤡

So Jakey only tags Liam in when DD is taking the piss. Conveniently not tagged him when he’s doing his impression of him 🙄 also not saying he’s fat cos he obviously isn’t but looking at these photos, what’s happened to the six pack he keeps posting on his reels and grid 🤔
He is bang on it! Toot toot!
 
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