Jack Monroe #600 If I don’t have a sieve, where am I getting a carabiner from?

[MavisBeacon]

At least she doesn't say "wallah!" Which I have genuinely seen in the wild

 

[Lazarus]

My only wish for her on BlueSky would be for someone to post Kach’s coming soon list under any mention of the VBI and as a response to every single thing she says as proof she’s an absolute liar, fantasist and charlatan.

 

[BeardyBap]

If anything, it sounds more like our old friend from the order Lepidoptera - they were always a lot more willing to get in your face with the obvious nastiness (that 'SEN' comment would have been right up Wonky's street, for example).

I take your point, though, that Jack has long since become a focal point for all sorts of trolling, both pro and anti, with plenty of false flag activity going on. What remains of her brand is now an entirely toxic swamp.

As far as I can see, Wonky really did delete her Twitter account last month after getting backlash on her glowing tributes to Janey Godley. It isn’t much of a stretch to imagine that she’ll have circled back to guest on BS.

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Ah now I have to share this. Second recipe in Kelis’s cookbook My Life On A Plate:

 

[Bwidge]

Right, I'm setting a challenge to Jack the budding crime novelist. I've written and sold plenty of short stories, but never made it to novel length. Jack's written and sold plenty of books, but never fiction (although that's perhaps up for debate!)

Can I write a 60k romantic suspense novel before she finishes her crime masterpiece? On your marks, get set....WRITE!

I'll start and finish the novel I have no intention of ever writing before she does.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

if she carries on like this she’ll never finish those books.

 

[rage naan]

Two things.

* it's et voilá, you moron.

*stop dragging Candy Crush into this ever increasing mess. Especially as I'm just over 50 levels away from level 17,000

3, I can't count

as someone else might say

*voilà

( Sorry! I couldn't help but channel jacknotjack for a second)

 

[Valiofthedolls]

if she carries on like this she’ll never finish those books find a wealthy home-owning older sugarmama/papa (all wealthy home-owning older saps are interchangeable) to marry.

CHARMINGLY SEGUE.

 

[blurstoftimes]

As far as I can see, Wonky really did delete her Twitter account last month after getting backlash on her glowing tributes to Janey Godley. It isn’t much of a stretch to imagine that she’ll have circled back to guest on BS.

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Ah now I have to share this. Second recipe in Kelis’s cookbook My Life On A Plate:
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i love kelis but what the hell is this recipe? raw onion? MUSTARD?! her and jack have more in common than i realised

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Nothing says 'Unemployed and unemployable' quite like having the time to read 200 books in a year.

I used to be able to read that amount of books (at a push) until I discovered Tattle...

Obviously I have another Bluesky account so can read Jack's missives (and she actually follows it too! Oh, what larks! ) - her and her socks are nasty pieces of work. She may be lonely and unwell but that no excuse for being a bleep.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Jacks next haircut

 

[ahkrin]

Wow. And from someone who claims multiple things that would qualify for that too We need something stronger than bleep for guest, we really do.

bleep (severe)

 

[Clovis]

bleep (severe)

CONFIRMED

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Are there not the three volumes of lord of the rings on that shelf? I think random book lunatic. And didn't guest say she had read all of king as well as all of christie this year or something like that?

Maybe she thinks that if there is a murder in them, they are legal books?

 

[Limey]

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She's what Reddit calls a Hobo-sexual, constantly trying to get into a relationship with someone who is set up with a decent job and home, whilst they contribute nothing.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Segue is on the list, right?

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I am painstakingly on a heckin' BIG grunk as I've been BUSY. Chapeau to the person who said guest is looking like Olive from On The Buses. The resemblance is indeed frightening

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TBF, Olive was a deliberately uglified character - and even the costume and make-up departments couldn't hide her very pretty mouth and not-dead-shark eyes and nose that fitted her face..

 

[hereforthechaos]

Jack should use veolia, not voilà. Leggy probably felt that too.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

Holy moly, I'd been staring blankly at the photo without reading the actual post thinking they were tarts without the fillings. I would never have thought of Yorkshire puddings. Never.

WOuldn't surprise me if there's a price on her head in Yorkshire. In fact, Lancashire, too - they are deadly enemies, but some things bring even the most bitter hatreds to a truce.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

I've only just started reading this thread after a few days away from here, so apologies if this has popped up on here- it's from a clip I saw on Facebook and right away thought of Jack

 

[bracrumbs]

this looks too even to be a Jack..creation? a light bit of googling suggests to me that this belongs to Mr W.Raitrose and no more has mincemeat in it than I’ve been to church in Georgia.