WoolyMammoth
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I bet it was Waitrose but she didn’t even manage to cook that properly! I bet she cooks pizza on a polystyrene circle
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I bet it was Waitrose but she didn’t even manage to cook that properly! I bet she cooks pizza on a polystyrene circle
I think I said at the time of Grifty Kitchen that if I was given that book free at a food bank (if that even really happened) I would not take it well, since it would seem to be implying I was there from a lack of thriftiness, having decadently spent my entire income on sieves and tin-openers. JM's "solve poverty by eating cheap beans" nonsense has always had an air of poor being too stupid and lazy to help themselves, but calling that book "thrifty" at that time and in that context felt especially cruel and patronising.
So this was a short lived blonde phase, momentarily she looked like 90s kids tv favourite Pat Sharpe. She claimed she found a box of blonde nice n easy under the stairs and chucked it on her hair one night, the usual. I can believe it’s a home job because the classic “at home khaki” tone has been achieved from not prepping the brown hair.Model beautiful.
Natalie Portman.
Eva Green.
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What we are really seeing is massive ego and dubious sobriety.
We can’t have Blonde Jack without having @Sideboard Bob favourite: Martin Clunes JackSo this was a short lived blonde phase, momentarily she looked like 90s kids tv favourite Pat Sharpe. She claimed she found a box of blonde nice n easy under the stairs and chucked it on her hair one night, the usual. I can believe it’s a home job because the classic “at home khaki” tone has been achieved from not prepping the brown hair.
I thinks she did get a professional to fix it, at one point in this phase Jack went on TV looking -now don’t hate me- looking “alright” in my opinon
I remind the canal that in November 2012, at the height of The Poverty, a year after she LEFT her firephone job and three months before she got the Southend Echo gig (remember that next time she wheels out her “I had no fridge or lightbulbs for TWO YEARS!”)
She LEFT another job, in a shop or warehouse, to become self employed as a photographer, writer, and “craft business” (selling vests stapled to bits of curtain) so she can’t have been that financially desperate
Yeah it’s a real beer goggles on/off morning arm-chewer. Get off with a hip 30 something, wake up to Doc Martin
I was just making some mince pie porridge (I'll give you the recipe after the school run, it's definitely not from a packet and I'm pretending I've thought of it all by myself from my goblin brain) and I've discovered that my sieve is broken.
Where am I gonna find a carabiner this close to Christmas???
Was just mithering as i prepare for my christmas shop. * procrasninating on here.* is matt burger boi. Is he the guy that was the best 60 sceonds of her life, as they decliously rolled about on her bedsofa and ate burgers or something!