Jack Monroe #600 If I don’t have a sieve, where am I getting a carabiner from?

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What is muddling my mind is wondering what exactly her objective is. Does she think she is still on for a win as a budget cook, does she know she's not but needs the attention even if it's negative. What, is, the end game here? Everything in my life I do with a view to what might come next. Does she have this or any foresight? If not why not. If yes why do all this.

600 threads in and I feel things are as unplanned and ill considered as ever.

Veg is currently 9p in Lidl, and similarly inexpensive at other supermarkets. I'm waiting for a nice recipe list of ideas from someone of what to use it for. I'm sure many people are. Sitting duck of an opportunity (yes I know she can't cook) and she's off talking about rubbish.
 
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Seriously how is it possible that anyone ever took this clown seriously?

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Valiofthedolls said:
Imagine what goes through your mind when you’re a Big Posh (busy business-running) Sod and your scampering little idiot plaything produces this and you have to hang it up on the wall of your giant unRENTed London townhouse like a tit drawing your 3 year old did so all your friends, family and professional colleagues/contacts get to enjoy her showing off about it, her errant youth in the Girl’s Brigade and her arty crafty bent. View attachment 3329732 qView attachment 3329733 qWhile shouting at them. In French. View attachment 3329736 q
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Leggy was mentally packing guest's bags by this point.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Yeah, when I’m being seductive, I always stay out of the sun for months ahead of time so my entire skin takes on a vampiric waxy hue, apply a thick layer of ‘mid-1990s middle manager off a trading estate in Nuneaton’ makeup and no-nonsense bob, clutter up all the surfaces, ensure there are a couple of grubby tea towels in the vicinity, stick a bit of old Formica on the wall, set the lighting to ‘1970s’ then shove on a 99p Santa hat off the market, open my mouth a bit so I look especially gormless, find the perfect angle to show off the size of my hooter, whip off my top, lift up my shoulder a bit to crinkle my neck, mount a piece of the furniture (backwards) and jam my tits as hard as I can (downwards) against the back of it.

Tragic twit.
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I've said it before, but Jack's sexy face makes her look like an angry gerbil.
 
TurnedUpInTipp said:
Lads, I think we need to be careful with Charlemagne.
I don't think it's her but it might be someone close to her.
I definitely don't want to police anyone here but I have a weird feeling about this.
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I agree. I don't like the frequent references to Tattle. Whether it's her, someone who's "helping" her, or someone just trolling about, it feels bait-y.
Besides, it doesn't matter. Her worst lies and stupidest mistakes are all there in the wiki, and it's all in her own words and video and photographs. Bit players and random socks will never be able to change or deny what is right there on the page for all to see.

Edited to add: And now that I'm all caught up, I see that others already said the same thing!
 
Ms Biscuit said:
I agree. I don't like the frequent references to Tattle. Whether it's her, someone who's "helping" her, or someone just trolling about, it feels bait-y.
Besides, it doesn't matter. Her worst lies and stupidest mistakes are all there in the wiki, and it's all in her own words and video and photographs. Bit players and random socks will never be able to change or deny what is right there on the page for all to see.
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I’m thinking now that I can edit the wiki I would be terrified in case I deleted something by accident. I hope it’s backed up somewhere 😬
 
WoolyMammoth said:
What is muddling my mind is wondering what exactly her objective is. Does she think she is still on for a win as a budget cook, does she know she's not but needs the attention even if it's negative. What, is, the end game here? Everything in my life I do with a view to what might come next. Does she have this or any foresight? If not why not. If yes why do all this.

600 threads in and I feel things are as unplanned and ill considered as ever.

Veg is currently 9p in Lidl, and similarly inexpensive at other supermarkets. I'm waiting for a nice recipe list of ideas from someone of what to use it for. I'm sure many people are. Sitting duck of an opportunity (yes I know she can't cook) and she's off talking about rubbish.
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Red cabbage -toss cooked cabbage in caraway seed gently fried in butter and add a splash of vinegar. Use the cookiing water for a gravy that will look beautiful over the mashed potatoes.

Alternatively, blend to a slurry and stir vigorously with a jar of crab paste before adding cheap stuffing mix for healthy fishcake starter (7p per victim)
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Anyway, who fancies some Christmas slurry? View attachment 3329702 q
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"Recipe to come soon..."

For those still waiting, here's my maverick spin on this delicious "recipe":

Don't wash your hands.
Grab some CHEAP yellow stickered white bread found languishing in the larder.
Impishly snatch a dirty knife and jar of Smart Price™ mincemeat.
Lasciviously smear the aforementioned mincemeat over the bread like a dirty protest.
Borrow a toastie maker from a dear friend.
Switch on the toastie maker for precisely one minute to save on electricity, the toastie will continue to cook on its own momentum.
Serve on an old cracked plate found in the thrift store for 10p with some plastic Holly.
And Voilà.
Enjoy! 🤪

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Valiofthedolls said:
Imagine what goes through your mind when you’re a Big Posh (busy business-running) Sod and your scampering little idiot plaything produces this and you have to hang it up on the wall of your giant unRENTed London townhouse like a tit drawing your 3 year old did so all your friends, family and professional colleagues/contacts get to enjoy her showing off about it, her errant youth in the Girl’s Brigade and her arty crafty bent. View attachment 3329732 qView attachment 3329733 qWhile shouting at them. In French. View attachment 3329736 q
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Leggy brought it on herself and I find this mental image delicious!
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Imagine what goes through your mind when you’re a Big Posh (busy business-running) Sod and your scampering little idiot plaything produces this and you have to hang it up on the wall of your giant unRENTed London townhouse like a tit drawing your 3 year old did so all your friends, family and professional colleagues/contacts get to enjoy her showing off about it, her errant youth in the Girl’s Brigade and her arty crafty bent. View attachment 3329732 qView attachment 3329733 qWhile shouting at them. In French. View attachment 3329736 q
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Only people born in the 40s have had an ‘errant youth’.
 
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