Jack Monroe #598 Why do her friends always die in twos?

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Just popping in to say that whole, working class disabled single mother post is just pathetic and infuriating. She’s none of these and if I was on that app I think I might have to breach tattle rules and just tell her. Jack I know you are reading this. WE SEE YOU, WE KNOW, WE WILL CONTINUE TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE LIES.
 
Penelope_Ghent said:
Just popping in to say that whole, working class disabled single mother post is just pathetic and infuriating. She’s none of these and if I was on that app I think I might have to breach tattle rules and just tell her. Jack I know you are reading this. WE SEE YOU, WE KNOW, WE WILL CONTINUE TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE LIES.
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You tell her, Lady Catherine De P_Ghent! ❤
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It’s such a joy to see so many familiar names back in the threads! And just in time for an imaginary order of imaginary festive eels being imaginary delivered to the imaginary wrong imaginary address with an imaginary policeman as the imaginary upstairs imaginary neighbour! 🎁

It’s a few scant Christmas Miracles!!!
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It's absolutely incredible that she was PAID by the Guardian to write a column about why she was going vegan, and then, when she had written an utterly dreadful vegan cookbook, aggressively said that the reason she couldn't be vegan anymore was her ailments, and that buying generic vitamins was too expensive to help.
 
Fruitjack said:
It's absolutely incredible that she was PAID by the Guardian to write a column about why she was going vegan, and then, when she had written an utterly dreadful vegan cookbook, aggressively said that the reason she couldn't be vegan anymore was her ailments, and that buying generic vitamins was too expensive to help.
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And yet most of this utter tit is forgotten in the mists of time (apart from here). She's monetised every passing whim and has got column inches from it - yet reminding her and others of it is trolling.
She'd love to have been able to drift through life telling lies, making money off it and then denying those lies. I firmly believe if it was not for here the VBI would be forgotten and if ever reminded she'd make up some story about 'I never said I would make a new price index. It was all hypothetical. My trolls and the press invented things'.
 
Wait one godamned fecking moment. Does she want me to stop BREATHING?

When I said a few pages ago that the aquarium would be so dirty she couldn't see the fish and they couldn't see her, she bleeping ran with it?!! Seriously? Now her fish like the dark. Where are they from? The Mariana Trench?

Look, I'm busy right. Not much time to check in (except at 3am lol) but this has me 🦉 🍾 to ♾️
ETA I'm Only 15 pages behind. Can somebody remind us all who it is on the mega grunk so we can cheer them on pls? May the force be with you, oh frau with cojones.
 
Fruitjack said:
It's absolutely incredible that she was PAID by the Guardian to write a column about why she was going vegan, and then, when she had written an utterly dreadful vegan cookbook, aggressively said that the reason she couldn't be vegan anymore was her ailments, and that buying generic vitamins was too expensive to help.
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To have lost veganism due to ailments is unfortunate; to have to also lost transitioning due to ailments is carelessness.
 
ahkrin said:
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Ftfy guest.

ETA we are gonna fly past 600 soooooon!
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Lazarus said:
Unless the fish photo shows one holding up a business card with her name and address on it and another holding up a copy of today’s Southend Echo I won’t believe the fish are actually in her house and not her parents.
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The idea that the fish are in her parents has killed me! Bet they went well with the shared tin of cold baked beans
@FunnyFuneral sorry I bust a gut laughing first! Bit messy.
 

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ahkrin said:
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She's not actually lying here.

Firstly she posted a screenshot from her Duolingo year in review and it hasn't been edited.

Secondly, they updated the achievement awards partway through the year and anything done before they brought them in didn't count towards the new ones.

As an example, I'm on 7 of 9 "perfect week" awards, despite having more than completed the requirements for the full award since I've been using Duolingo.
 
Ninnies, I have just learned about the controversy around Sir Cliff Richard's Christmas gravy recipe. The big deadline-driven project that guest was working on? It was this recipe!! Guest is Sir Cliff's recipe ghostwriter! The clues are everywhere!!

- "mixed herbs" - no amount stated, no type of herbs because they are all interchangeable
- random mixture of bouillon cubes of different flavours, similar to what would be lying around unlabeled in the bungakitchen
- soy sauce, like what you take to the cinema in your purse
- horrible combination of flavours put together to show off, not because it's tasty or edible
- a chef named Matt called it "vile"

Believe me or not, but the evidence is there.

 
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