It's going to be so awkward for me if this doesn't work for you all. It did for me, that's all I'm saying. It's so expensive that it might be worthwhile having a trip to Southend and find that puddle, or try and meet Guest's very generous "friends" who definitely, unquestionably, absolutely, and without doubt exist.
How are we going to compare outcomes without incurring the wrath of the mods? Can I suggest you all give it at least a week or two?
Will Jack's next X outing be a picture of her pearly whites? She won't be able to crow about her white teeth because her previous photographs all show dazzling gnashers. And they haven't ever been photoshopped. Nope, she never touches up her photos, they are all portrait mode, and that's the truth.