Jack Monroe #589 You have no authority here, Jackie Deceiver

[HotesTilaire]

Not modding but I wish you’d stop midering me about how to say “mither”. It sounds like it’s written.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Not modding but I wish you’d stop midering me about how to say “mither”. It sounds like it’s written.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Yeah, I don’t think she’s gonna be ‘at conference’ anytime soon

ETA: Ooh, VIP! How lovely.

 

[MancBee]

Has anyone tried that new toothpaste that whitens teeth in one day? It is by Oral-B and is a whopping £20 a tube. I got it half price at Boots and as it was with my points, free really.

Anyway, the results really are amazing. My teeth are now almost as white as Jack's facetuned gnashers.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Has anyone tried that new toothpaste that whitens teeth in one day? It is by Oral-B and is a whopping £20 a tube. I got it half price at Boots and as it was with my points, free really.

Anyway, the results really are amazing. My teeth are now almost as white as Jack's facetuned gnashers.

Just whatever you do make sure you stop before you get to the shade (and size) ‘Sali Hughes’ New Top Teef’ and you’ll be fine.

 

[MancBee]

Just whatever you do make sure you stop before you get to the shade (and size) ‘Sali Hughes’ New Top Teef’ and you’ll be fine. View attachment 3186242 q

Why have the top teeth done and not the bottom set? The colour difference is so obvious, that's before you notice the size of them.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Why have the top teeth done and not the bottom set? The colour difference is so obvious, that's before you notice the size of them.

She only had half a train ticket.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Has anyone tried that new toothpaste that whitens teeth in one day? It is by Oral-B and is a whopping £20 a tube. I got it half price at Boots and as it was with my points, free really.

Anyway, the results really are amazing. My teeth are now almost as white as Jack's facetuned gnashers.

#influenced
thanks it looks like good stuff and on special offer
I’ll only use it on my top row, so I’ll look chic like Sali

 

[MancBee]

#influenced
thanks it looks like good stuff and on special offer
I’ll only use it on my top row, so I’ll look chic like Sali

I've been using it for a week now, and while it doesn't work in one day, after a week I'm really impressed.

Mind you, I don't have crumbly teeth either. So Jack, if you're reading here (of course you are) be careful, it might not be suitable for people with such fragile choppers.

 

[Hollaaa]

Has anyone tried it on the sky?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Has anyone tried it on the sky?

Yes. It made it whiter than mayo.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

That damned inflation. It's your tuppence 'round here.

By the way, is it ha'penny pronounced har-penny, or hay-penny, or Eh-penny? Sorry to mither, pronounced mither.

Hay-penny for me , end of !
And I will not countenance any further mithering about half pennies.
(Pronounced mithering)

 

[Grifty Mc]

Absolutely and I really feel we should stop mithering about it.

It’s mithering actually.

 

[Cat Face]

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WISH this could be a thread title nom!

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

I wonder if she knows we here know she attends every council meeting and due her unfavourable qualities she has been asked to no longer attend, hence the lack of body and broken clod hopper

for real she’s been asked not to attend council meetings? I thought they had to be open to the public

 

[Cat Face]

Has anyone tried that new toothpaste that whitens teeth in one day? It is by Oral-B and is a whopping £20 a tube. I got it half price at Boots and as it was with my points, free really.

Anyway, the results really are amazing. My teeth are now almost as white as Jack's facetuned gnashers.

Please give me deets! NOTHING I have tried has changed my teeth colour, I just want to get them back to how they were 10 years ago, not asking for miracles

 

[Jelly Bean]

Please give me deets! NOTHING I have tried has changed my teeth colour, I just want to get them back to how they were 10 years ago, not asking for miracles

Yes same here. I tried a whitening thing a couple of years ago but it made my teeth unbearably sensitive so it hurt to have hot or cold drinks.
Very ouchy. Interested to know if Manc Bee's us different.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Years ago there was a girl on Big Brother who'd had her teef whitened for the show but could clearly only afford the top row.
Every time she opened her mouth I was reminded of when you see a car with a different coloured bonnet.

 

[Mr Jim]

That damned inflation. It's your tuppence 'round here.

By the way, is it ha'penny pronounced har-penny, or hay-penny, or Eh-penny? Sorry to mither, pronounced mither.

Haypnee.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

That damned inflation. It's your tuppence 'round here.

By the way, is it ha'penny pronounced har-penny, or hay-penny, or Eh-penny? Sorry to mither, pronounced mither.

"Hap-penny"

(HAHAHA - just kidding! It's" hape-nee", as any fule kno.)