Jack Monroe #589 You have no authority here, Jackie Deceiver

[TrolleyParton]

I'll be buying some of this @MancBee Oral B on payday too, my teeth are a shitshow.
Back on topic but I'm sure whoever mentioned the lack of Jack at the Labour party conference being the reason for her fakey breaky sharts on Twitter has it bang on the money. What an absolute melt.

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

Meant to post this yesterday, but another NYT game paying a little homage to R Jack

 

[MancBee]

I'm torn between being influenced by @MancBee and following one of Grifty's thrifty tips and shelling out for a bottle of dual purpose Tippex

Am I an influencer now? I might even make one of those clickbate articles in the Daily Mail. You know the sort "Surge in sales of toothpaste attributed to gossip site contributor."

I might even be more influencing than Jack. I'm pretty sure she couldn't influence a child to eat sweets.

 

[For the truth]

I’m actually disappointed she was NFI. She’d have turned up in the bright red Labour suit that she wore at the Southend count! Then would have spent her entire time hanging around TV cameras with a view to being seen behind the scenes.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

New thread: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-590-the-jack-who-cried-ouch.46938/

 

[MancBee]

I’m actually disappointed she was NFI. She’d have turned up in the bright red Labour suit that she wore at the Southend count! Then would have spent her entire time hanging around TV cameras with a view to being seen behind the scenes.

100%
I'd love to see her being interviewed on tv, she would tie herself up in knots. Especially if they asked about how the Vast Botox Injection is going.

 

[Clovis]

I’m actually disappointed she was NFI. She’d have turned up in the bright red Labour suit that she wore at the Southend count! Then would have spent her entire time hanging around TV cameras with a view to being seen behind the scenes.

No doubt picking her nose.

 

[Soup or Noodle]

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Has anyone tried that new toothpaste that whitens teeth in one day? It is by Oral-B and is a whopping £20 a tube. I got it half price at Boots and as it was with my points, free really.

Anyway, the results really are amazing. My teeth are now almost as white as Jack's facetuned gnashers.

Hadn't even heard of it but definitely going to try it out, as I have a fondness for red wine and espresso and my adult teeth didn't grow in white . I have some purple stuff you brush on after cleaning but most days I can't be arsed by the time I'm going to bed, so a one-day fox is ideal for me.