Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

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Seaford Haggington said:
🚮 Everything deleted again back to 3 May
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Jack x OH collab featu.

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Valiofthedolls said:
Imagine if your STALKED AND TERRIFIED daughter had put so much information about herself, you and your entire family online while pretending to be poverty stricken since she burst forth fully formed as a 24 year old Victorian match girl orphan born in a shoebox that anyone typing your name (that she’d repeated all over the world’s media for over a decade) into an internet search engine would find as the first perfectly legal listing your full address at companies house. That they could then look up on perfectly legal everyday mapping sites and find she’d grown up in a bleeping gigantic house that you yourself had told THE NEWSPAPERS you expended to five bedrooms. Imagine that.
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And that you also told the newspapers you owned a big car and spent £100,000 on fostering when she was growing up. And that you are a landlord who has held senior roles in the Fire Service for decades. They might then think it very strange that she’s told the world you had to hitchhike to work, your family couldn’t afford to eat, and suggested you may have lied to authorities so you could keep taking in foster kids
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Mither: Not trying to mod the thread I promise 😔 but can all the stuff about disordered eating and calories please ❤be put behind spoilers from heretofore and herein henceforth and forward (in £5 book token parlance). There are some fraus who find it distressing/triggering.

In other news, did you know that if you’re Tblisi-adjacent 🇬🇪🍑and type this into DrDr. G. Oogle
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But she wrote for The Express.

Pair of dicks

ETA tenderwitch beat me to it
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
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I will never, EVER trust you again @Seaford Haggington . 🤮🤮🤮 I thought you were my friend . . .


Ang JG and Jack are even fouler than I ever imagined. As is David Cameron. Boris - yes, I could see him doing it*, but Cameron - he always seemed so fastidious.


*not literally - I just mean I wouldn't surprise me
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If it helps, the sorry isn't actually true. It was made up by someone (can't remember who now).

So it doesn't really help that much.
 
Guild of Food Writers Awards do last night and all attendees seem to have had a lovely time judging from Instagram.
Full nominations list here:
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I do like the sound of Salt and the Art of Seasoning: from Curing to Charring and Baking to Brining, Techniques and Recipes to Help You Achieve Extraordinary Flavours by James Strawbridge
Oddly no mention of Just Jack.Monroe and the Verbena Beetroot Indigestion, even though there's a whole category of investigative food writing. (Maybe we should try for a group nomination next year?)
 
rage naan said:
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I'm a day behind so it's probably been mentioned already but worth pointing out that Jack did not make KH go away.
After the court case she continued to tweet and blog for quite some time. It was only after some disgusting comments about migrant boats that she lost her tv and newspaper bookings but even then she still had a career in public speaking. She made a small fortune touring Bible Belt America and, bizarrely India where she is extremely popular.
Apparently back on Twitter, has a huge following and is getting loads of paid gigs. Jack would kill for the engagement and income KH has.
 
Landslide said:
You jest but I believe slimming world ‘pancakes’ are exactly this
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IT IS A SIN TO CALL THAT A PANCAKE!

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SLIMMING WORLD!!!

I've never been to SW - many, many years ago, resplendent with postpartum fat that wouldn't shift even five years after the birth, I tried WW on the recommendation of a friend. I wasn't impressed. And I didn't like the public weighing and comments on why you had lost so little/ nothing or (in my case) put more on, so I stopped going.

Also, their idea of a "treat" was enough to make me cry. As were the portion sizes.

If I want to starve myself to death I can do it more cheaply than WW.
 
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Lazarus said:
i think it's completely deliberate.
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I do too. Her language around it is completely fake.

She’s got a habit of deleting tweets, all she’s done is saved herself the bother by setting up an auto-delete rule. She then gets to ride the high of pretending the app is conspiring against her whilst ostensibly hiding her appalling behaviour (it’s all saved on tattle, pal).

It couldn’t be more guest-like behaviour if it tried.
 
RandomFishOils said:
And your STALKED and TERRIFIED daughter put out so much information about exactly where she lived, down to the neighbouring sports club and very visible tree in her back garden, allowed PAYING SPONSORS to take video footage of her street, and posted identifying external photos of her house, that it would take a Frau who lives 150 miles away and has never been to Essex in her life to track down her house in less than five minutes on perfectly legal everyday mapping sites to find her address.

Note to Jack: clean your curtains, you filthy cow.
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If she cleaned her curtains or anything else, people would think sh e was being held hostage and it was a distress signal.

Southend Celebrity Armed Police SAS Squad would be abseiling through the bungamansion windows, and and entire Burly Rugby Fifteen (plus substitutes) would be smashing their way through the doors shouting "Oggy, Oggy, Oggy. guest, guest, guest Jack,Jack, Jack.

Then they would have to eat the "slop 'n' pumble surprise" she would gratefully prepare for them. (She might even decide she had to marry one of them - on which lucky heroic swain would she bestow her heavily-tattooed lily-white hand?)

Who wants to risk that?
 
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MooBelle said:
I'm a day behind so it's probably been mentioned already but worth pointing out that Jack did not make KH go away.
After the court case she continued to tweet and blog for quite some time. It was only after some disgusting comments about migrant boats that she lost her tv and newspaper bookings but even then she still had a career in public speaking. She made a small fortune touring Bible Belt America and, bizarrely India where she is extremely popular.
Apparently back on Twitter, has a huge following and is getting loads of paid gigs. Jack would kill for the engagement and income KH has.
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The thing is, Jack could have had KH’s income and engagement, if she wasn’t an insufferable, lazy, unprofessional twit. Neither KH’s success nor Jack’s slow slither down the drain are accidents. They are both the product of precisely how much effort each one of them has put in to building and maintaining their respective careers.
 
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