Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

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A friend of a friend went to Sandhurst with KH. She phoned my friend at the time and said "there's an absolutely unhinged maniac here!" We hoot and fizz over it every so often. An early warning signal of what was to come. Although it does make the war memorial thing more interesting, as a lot of people don't know that Hopkins also had a military background. Apols for the DM link (although it will annoy Big Choccy D, so 🤷‍♀️): https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...pkins-Why-I-kept-Sandhurst-dark-epilepsy.html
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Mither: Not trying to mod the thread I promise 😔 but can all the stuff about disordered eating and calories please ❤be put behind spoilers from heretofore and herein henceforth and forward (in £5 book token parlance). There are some fraus who find it distressing/triggering.

In other news, did you know that if you’re Tblisi-adjacent 🇬🇪🍑and type this into DrDr. G. Oogle
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Wan🗝, Wan🚗
❤ @People-huv-tae-know View attachment 2990640 qPS this performative excruciating exchange was on the very public Del Monte FB page
❤ WINNER: £5x344% book token
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Ummmmm, excuse you, Vali, but that very public and arse-clenchingly embarrassing exchange is a private joke between the wankee and the wanker, so if you’re trying to score cheap points against someone you don’t know on t’internet best look elsewhere. As you were.
 
Madonna_Claws said:
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There's a grifter with a guppy going grievous with a groundsheet in GO Outdoors

(as ever with most of my posts, posted with apologies to Half Man Half Biscuit)
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There’s a head with a dog being downright disgusting with dishes in decathlon.
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
Also Rachel wossname is a better singer than guest.

Not a high bar.
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I also want to know the banana thing.
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But surely, in SW terms, the air is the most nutritious acceptable part of the humble banana?

Could you mix banana-air into a humble egg white to double the benefits of both?
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You jest but I believe slimming world ‘pancakes’ are exactly this
 
When I put "Jack Monroe is a wanker" in to Google, one of the results is a massive thread about her on "cooked and burned" website. This made me 🦉 🍾 😂
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HotesTilaire said:
Imagine having a front garden. Or more than one garden, necessitating them having different designations like “front garden/back garden”
really makes you think
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Imagine if your STALKED AND TERRIFIED daughter had put so much information about herself, you and your entire family online while pretending to be poverty stricken since she burst forth fully formed as a 24 year old Victorian match girl orphan born in a shoebox that anyone typing your name (that she’d repeated all over the world’s media for over a decade) into an internet search engine would find as the first perfectly legal listing your full address at companies house. That they could then look up on perfectly legal everyday mapping sites and find she’d grown up in a bleeping gigantic house that you yourself had told THE NEWSPAPERS you expended to five bedrooms. Imagine that.
 
I know little of Katie Hopkins, living in the US as I do, but I'm sure that ever since losing in court to guest she struggles with opening her mail, cowers in a coat closet when the bell rings, prates on endlessly about her PTSD and bad mentals and the pov, is regularly whisked off to a safe house because people are mean to her on the internet, whines incessantly about her lost income and property, and moans about all the misfortune that has befallen her, which is, of course, someone else's fault, always.

grunks

googles

Oh, maybe not.

She's a right head, but she gets on with her life, it seems.
 
Phillipa78 said:
A friend of a friend went to Sandhurst with KH. She phoned my friend at the time and said "there's an absolutely unhinged maniac here!" We hoot and fizz over it every so often. An early warning signal of what was to come. Although it does make the war memorial thing more interesting, as a lot of people don't know that Hopkins also had a military background. Apols for the DM link (although it will annoy Big Choccy D, so 🤷‍♀️): https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...pkins-Why-I-kept-Sandhurst-dark-epilepsy.html
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Wow! She could have done a good thing and campaigned for epilepsy but decided to be a bleep. Reminds me of someone else!
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Imagine if your STALKED AND TERRIFIED daughter had put so much information about herself, you and your entire family online while pretending to be poverty stricken since she burst forth fully formed as a 24 year old Victorian match girl orphan born in a shoebox that anyone typing your name (that she’d repeated all over the world’s media for over a decade) into an internet search engine would find as the first perfectly legal listing your full address at companies house. That they could then look up on perfectly legal everyday mapping sites and find she’d grown up in a bleeping gigantic house that you yourself had told THE NEWSPAPERS you expended to five bedrooms. Imagine that.
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And your STALKED and TERRIFIED daughter put out so much information about exactly where she lived, down to the neighbouring sports club and very visible tree in her back garden, allowed PAYING SPONSORS to take video footage of her street, and posted identifying external photos of her house, that it would take a Frau who lives 150 miles away and has never been to Essex in her life to track down her house in less than five minutes on perfectly legal everyday mapping sites to find her address.

Note to Jack: clean your curtains, you filthy cow.
 
BeardyBap said:
My absolute favourite part of this Lake District trip to a Michelin starred, 4 star country house hotel (even more than her house being guarded by the local First XV) is how this unrepentant bestselling beggar has just walked into Millets and said, “One of everything please”.
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That North Face jacket, McMurdo parka, is $400 new. And look at all the "carabinas" she used to clip stuff to her pack. Wow. She must have drained a lot of pasta on that trip!
 
rage naan said:
Yes that's the Chris Morris fan site isn't it. I've skimmed through that thread I think. Didn't they start off by saying how great she is
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I thought they thought we are all awful and unfunny, and Jack is great. Classic FBPE neckbeards
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Grifty Mc said:
Wow! She could have done a good thing and campaigned for epilepsy but decided to be a bleep. Reminds me of someone else!
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She had the operation and declared herself all cured
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dai...rticle-4281498/KATIE-HOPKINS-Surgery-end.html
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griftalo said:
Mugshots are full of maltodextrin so bad for blood sugar and gut health!! What are they playing at?
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You’re not familiar with their methods, are you?
 
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