Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

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I wanna know if she is still part of the curriculum in schools. My kid came home with this today. He said they had to design and create a name for cereal?!
 
Mrs Peel said:
I think we should discuss the possibility that something (possibly the worst thing) might be cooking.

A week or so ago when guest was talking about some jacket or other and she said it wouldn't fit her for much longer because she was 'gloriously expanding'...

Now I don't know about anyone else, but the only time I would describe weight gain that way would be:

a) if I was underweight and needed to put on some pounds
b) if I was excited because... :oops:
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She said gloriously expanding so her market stall coat wouldn’t fit across her shoulders. It’s just as unlikely she’s pumping iron and working on her imaginary MUSCLES again.
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Better lay off the imaginary weight training and the herring roes and get back on the imaginary marathon training, jackmate
Gym Rat. 💪
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country music, cooking, festivals, hiking and photography courtesy of @Marmalade Atkins
 
Grifty Mc said:
Really? Sorry if that has upset anyone. I remember hearing it back as a teenager and always thought it was suspect.
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the very first diet I went on was the celery diet. But I haaaaaate celery so I couldn't keep it up. But I did go on to a lifetime of disordered eating, like so many people do, so I blame the celery
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Valiofthedolls said:
She said gloriously expanding so her market stall coat wouldn’t fit across her shoulders. It’s just as unlikely she’s pumping iron and working on her imaginary MUSCLES again. View attachment 2990562 qView attachment 2990563 qView attachment 2990564 qView attachment 2990565 qView attachment 2990566 qBetter lay off the weight training and the herring roes and start running again, jackmate
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Argh I dislike her tattoos.
 
Grifty Mc said:
Really? Sorry if that has upset anyone. I remember hearing it back as a teenager and always thought it was suspect.
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Yeah it’s kind of maybe true, depends how much you eat! but also celery is nutritious as part of a balanced diet etc
it bugs me, I knew a girl who is very likely no longer alive, she was in treatment, celery was her “safe” food for this reason, it’s the only thing she could bear to eat in front of people
 
Grifty Mc said:
It’s the fact they say avocados are bad but a mugshot of instant noodles are good. (And I know that people don’t like the ethical reasons about avocados but nutritionally they are good)
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Same as olive oil is the devil but fry light (filled with chemicals) is good.
I find it interesting when food used to be free but somehow now has syns (such a damaging word to use for people following a diet) such as muller light or pasta n sauce.
 
Grifty Mc said:
Can’t remember the specifics but it is something along the lines of a sliced banana is no syns but a mashed banana is 1-2 suns or some thing like that.
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There is a kind of fuzzy logic to this - it’s along the same lines of people can end up consuming an awful lot of sugar via fruit in smoothies because generally people can consume more far more quickly once smoothied than they would if the fruit was in a bowl in front of them and under the impression they’re v healthy some people were consuming 3+ in a day when they wouldn’t eat that much fruit separately.

But it’s taking the principle and taking it to an absolute extreme.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
She said gloriously expanding so her market stall coat wouldn’t fit across her shoulders. It’s just as unlikely she’s pumping iron and working on her imaginary MUSCLES again. View attachment 2990562 qView attachment 2990563 qView attachment 2990564 qView attachment 2990565 qView attachment 2990566 qBetter lay off the imaginary weight training and the herring roes and get back on the imaginary marathon training, jackmate
Gym Rat. 💪View attachment 2990573 qcountry music, cooking, festivals, hiking and photography courtesy of @Marmalade Atkins
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twit.

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BeardyBap said:
this unrepentant bestselling beggar has just walked into Millets and said, “One of everything please”.
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There's a grifter with a guppy going grievous with a groundsheet in GO Outdoors

(as ever with most of my posts, posted with apologies to Half Man Half Biscuit)
 
Mither: Not trying to mod the thread I promise 😔 but can all the stuff about disordered eating and calories please ❤be put behind spoilers from heretofore and herein henceforth and forward (in £5 book token parlance). There are some fraus who find it distressing/triggering.

In other news, did you know that if you’re Tblisi-adjacent 🇬🇪🍑and type this into DrDr. G. Oogle
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You get
Wan🗝, Wan🚗
❤ @People-huv-tae-know
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PS this performative excruciating exchange was on the very public Del Monte FB page
❤ WINNER: £5x344% book token
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Valiofthedolls said:
Mither: Not trying to mod the thread I promise 😔 but can all the stuff about disordered eating and calories please ❤be put behind spoilers from heretofore and herein henceforth and forward (in £5 book token parlance). There are some fraus who find it distressing/triggering.

In other news, did you know that if you’re Tblisi-adjacent 🇬🇪🍑and type this into DrDr. G. Oogle
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You get
Wan🗝, Wan🚗
❤ @People-huv-tae-know View attachment 2990640 qPS this performative excruciating exchange was on the very public Del Monte FB page
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I remind you all this Facebook exchange took place at a time when guest was promoting her own writing in the Express
 
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