Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

[Grifty Mc]

What banana thing?

Can’t remember the specifics but it is something along the lines of a sliced banana is no syns but a mashed banana is 1-2 suns or some thing like that.

 

[FrumpyCat]

It’s the fact they say avocados are bad but a mugshot of instant noodles are good. (And I know that people don’t like the ethical reasons about avocados but nutritionally they are good)

I am SEVERELY intolerant to avocados, It is linked to latex intolerance which I don't have.

 

[Grifty Mc]

What has this person been smoking. Must be snowing
Mhttps://fatgirlskinny.net/slimmingworld-mashed-banana/?amp

 

[elepal]

duck off Jack that didn't happen.

Thread title nomination for this evergreen sentiment

 

[FrumpyCat]

What has this person been smoking. Must be snowing
Mhttps://fatgirlskinny.net/slimmingworld-mashed-banana/?amp

Ahh, got it. If you mash a banana all the air escapes and you might eat more of them.

Makes perfect sense. I have no idea why you are doubting this.

 

[LizzieE.]

I wish I was your friend IRL, your group of friends sound

Still besties with a couple and we looknback fondly on our years as the scum of society. Honestly, I do not recognise the more bread and jam mummy no sense. It was an enraging lie.

I'm sure you'd fit right in Hoops. Just bung £10 in the drinks kitty and see where th night took us

 

[Batfurger]

He had the last meat raffle I've ever seen as well.

We have a meat raffle but we are London adjacent. Let me know if you want some of the goods.

 

[Esmeposslethwaite]

I thought banging out the fluent Cypriot was her modus operandi…..?

All languages are interchangeable dear heart

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Ahh, got it. If you mash a banana all the air escapes and you might eat more of them.

Makes perfect sense. I have no idea why you are doubting this.

The fact that you mash them with your teeth as you eat them is presumably not relevant?

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

I use cheap full-sugar cola in mine, because I care not for preachery

oh duck offffffff! she seriously had some delusions of being a Nigella for the People, didn’t she?
It’s so embarrassing. I’m absolutely scarlet for you, Jack.

You can make this fancy by using paprika…

I‘m in awe. Much fancy. Pap…ri…ka (ka ka ka?). Hmmmm, better go look that up. Probs only get it at one of those fancy delis.

 

[whereforartthoupumble]

Just checking back in, after a year or so away. Hi Ninnies! Great to see nothing has changed.

Is she back from the school run yet??

PS can't believe none of you ran with Gregorian SHAN'T (s)

 

[Madonna_Claws]

The only disease she's got is lie-abetes

BiB - at this rate we're going to need a poll for thread title

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I actually quite enjoyed it.

Yeah it's not as good as the original trilogy - imho both books and films are excellent - but I liked how it showed how things were near the beginning, it made sense as part of the world.

Also Rachel wossname is a better singer than guest.

Also Rachel wossname is a better singer than guest.

Not a high bar.
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What banana thing?

I also want to know the banana thing.
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Ahh, got it. If you mash a banana all the air escapes and you might eat more of them.

Makes perfect sense. I have no idea why you are doubting this.

But surely, in SW terms, the air is the most nutritious acceptable part of the humble banana?

Could you mix banana-air into a humble egg white to double the benefits of both?

 

[FrumpyCat]

The fact that you mash them with your teeth as you eat them is presumably not relevant?

I think that means you swallow the air when you eat them, thus automatically become lighter.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I think that means you swallow the air when you eat them, thus automatically become lighter.

Aaaah!

<nods wisely>

SCIENCE!

 

[IcanSpellBéchamel]

The fact that you mash them with your teeth as you eat them is presumably not relevant?

According to that webpage, mashing them "releases the natural sugars, making the fruit more calorie dense".

E=mc squared is no more! We have solved the world's energy crisis.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

I am SEVERELY intolerant to avocados, It is linked to latex intolerance which I don't have.

Ditto. Actually it’s not sever, I can eat a small amount of avocado but if I ate a whole one I’d have stomach aches and queasiness for hours.

 

[secretsrsafe]

I think we should discuss the possibility that something (possibly the worst thing) might be cooking.

A week or so ago when guest was talking about some jacket or other and she said it wouldn't fit her for much longer because she was 'gloriously expanding'...

Now I don't know about anyone else, but the only time I would describe weight gain that way would be:

a) if I was underweight and needed to put on some pounds
b) if I was excited because...

Horrifying thought - what poor soul drew the short straw in the reincarnation lottery to come back as spawn of Guest. In the name of all things sacred NO!!!!

 

[Carefree]

We should all channel our inner Marjorie Dawes, obviously.

 

[griftalo]

I am SEVERELY intolerant to avocados, It is linked to latex intolerance which I don't have.

It may happen at some point. Mine crept up on me. My fruit reactions have increased in number too. Not to be a downer, just pay attention.

The fact that you mash them with your teeth as you eat them is presumably not relevant?

Well yeah, this is my question about the whole thing!