Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

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I’ve no idea what the second word means but I’m here for it. I need @StatusWoe ti make me a diagram to explain this!

I took this as a challenge. 😝 Enjoy the copy & paste - such sophisticated photo editing!

Movie spoilers, maybe??

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No, but I did. It was a repulsive waste of time, money and food.

Here’s what normal pasta looks like before you soak it at length in cold water “to save money”View attachment 2988199 q
and here’s the slick pallid sweaty gluey inedible foulness you’re left with. View attachment 2988201 qView attachment 2988202 qView attachment 2988203 q

What is this abomination? It's like the pasta's died and come back to haunt us.

Pale ghost penne
 
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Hopkins attempted to appeal and was refused permission to do so. In March 2017 the same month as the decision, the original Judge (Warby) indicated that because he’d made his order, he was unable to reexamine it (functus officio) but that he wouldn’t have been persuaded of the merits of her appeal even if he could. She then made an application direct to the Court of Appeal who refused her permission to appeal in Jan 2018. As Big Lin might say, 😡THE END.

For anyone interested,
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Here’s a bit more about what the judge said about the the initial attempt in March 2017 (the same month as the decision)
Then a bit here about after she took it directly to the Court of Appeal and was denied there in January 2018
This spoilered part below with screenies is the far more pertinent part as far as our morally repugnant honking scammer is concerned tho
Jack was waiting for a £24,000 payout as Hopkins would have had to pay all costs by April 7th 2017.
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When Hopkins elected to pursue the case with the Court of Appeal, tying up Jack’s undeserved £24,000 windfall, Jack went on a MASSIVE woe is me I am POOR beg on Twitter, launched her Patreon and did a big PayPal beg. Have a look at these dates here. View attachment 2989004 qView attachment 2989005 qAs we all know, she was spunking money all over the place, twatting about posting pics of expensive makeup and taking herself off to the pub over on Mrs Gloss at this same time.
September 2018. Jack got her money, most other people, including Jack’s lawyer, did not get paid.

Also a smug tenuously linked segue into SEND YOUR MONEY DIRECT TO MY PERSONAL PAYPAL SO I CAN “DONATE” MY 2 1/2 YEARS LATE BOOK (that I’ve been paid for twice already, by Kickstarter backers and a separate publishing contract) TO CHARIDEE YOU bleeping MUGS!
View attachment 2989007 qView attachment 2989015 qEdit forgot to add the link to this 2018 tweet, sorry.
Also to credit @colouredlines for all the ss of the April 2017 tweets
I still love that one archive of her tweets has what was presumably the original version with a typo

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Well, yes, I had missed that, but now you've made me read it. Ffs!!!
Lol I’m so sorry! Maybe for levity it would be beneficial for us all to take a leaf out of Jack’s book (but better, cos she’s a bit part book token botherer) and commence to spouting the nation’s best loved Shakespeare as we go on about our day?

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Et tu, Brute I bemoaned to my out of date morning yogurt.

It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing, I hissed at my clogged vacuum cleaner

My salad days, When I was green in judgment, I wailed in the general direction of my rancid Lazarus Pesto.

To be, or not to be, that is the question, I opined near my umbrella whilst I pondered the forecast and whether I’d get rained on if I did not take it.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks, I sighed rapturously unto my CHEAP notebook as I painstakingly copied lines of poetry within.

Out, out, brief candle, I beseeched my THAT BLOODY LAMP as I put my sewing down for the night.

That sort of thing?
 
And a cheap weekend for her and LJC in Paris, sleeping with her head a meter from the toilet or some bollox.

And there was a (surprise!) different account where she said the money paid for four holidays.

Receipts in this post from @colouredlines
 
Here you go, Kickstarter backers. This is one of the things your money went on. One of Jack’s several fancy trips to the Lake District, this time in April 2016 right after she’d withdrawn all your £68,761 cash into her bank account.
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Post with screenies from @Marmalade Atkins EDIT: Bae caught Jack in her knickies warning at this link (no spoiler!) warning.
Dear bleeping god. No wonder as well as being repulsed by her disgusting scamming and lies everyone just laughs at her.
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Sleeves down then. Bet she's been to the Lakes once, and even that's a stretch.
She without doubt only went back there being a gourmand cos Leggy took her there for the one NYE they were together. Sad twit.
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Yes that's what irritates me about her cooking. She bungs various leftovers together ONCE, proclaims it amazing and calls it a recipe. I think a recipe has to be tried and tested a few times, at least three at the bare minimum. I've chucked stuff together and it's been lovely, but another time same stuff and foul. Once can be chance, repeat use turning out well is a recipe imo.
One and done! Hahaha remember she said that to Sir Matt on DKL? The man's gaster was flabbered!
 
And there was a (surprise!) different account where she said the money paid for four holidays.

Receipts in this post from @colouredlines
Hang on…. 🤔
So…Hopkins was denied an appeal in Jan 2018 at which time she would have been required to pay Jack the £24,000.

In the Mirror in that same month Jack was spending the money on laying a new kitchen floor (in her RENTED house- the Kitchen of Doom one)
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Then as reported in Gay Times in March 2018 she claimed she’d already had a new couch and four holidays out of it
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Then by May 2018 when she was begging for money online and moving out of her RENTED house she’d spent the money on repaying her friends, buying a sofa, carpeting the bedroom in her RENTED house and taking a CHEAP weekend break in Paris
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All these holidays and new sofas, floors and carpets in a RENTED house she’s begging for money to move out of in the very same post because of henchmen and because she has woken screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable and she has barely slept properly, alone, in over six months?!
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bleeping disgusting scammer.

Edit: Gay Times article here cos just realized it’s also where she talks about her forensic EYE P triangulation skills and I don’t think it’s in the Wiki? Calling @witchofwestbyfleet
Horrible smug bleep
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Edit: here she is on yet another holiday, in May 2018. The exact same month when she was planning an eBay sale of all her best and favourite possessions, begging for money from strangers on the internet, waking screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable and hadn’t slept alone for 6 months.
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here she is confirming the date herself
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ss in post from @Marmalade Atkins here
 
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Hang on…. 🤔
So…Hopkins was denied an appeal in Jan 2018 at which time she would have been required to pay Jack the £24,000.

In the Mirror in that same month Jack was spending the money on laying a new kitchen floor (in her RENTED house- the Kitchen of Doom one)
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Then as reported in Gay Times in March 2018 she claimed she’d already had a new couch and four holidays out of it View attachment 2989122 q
View attachment 2989121 qThen by May 2018 when she was begging for money online and moving out of her RENTED house she’d spent the money on repaying her friends, buying a sofa, carpeting the bedroom in her RENTED house and taking a CHEAP weekend break in Paris
View attachment 2989125 qView attachment 2989126 qAll these holidays and new sofas, floors and carpets in a RENTED house she’s begging for money to move out of in the very same post because of henchmen and because she has woken screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable and she has barely slept properly, alone, in over six months?! View attachment 2989127 qbleeping disgusting scammer.

Edit: Gay Times article here cos just realized it’s also where she talks about her forensic EYE P triangulation skills and I don’t think it’s in the Wiki? Calling @witchofwestbyfleet
Horrible smug bleep
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Edit: here she is on yet another holiday, in May 2018. The exact same month when she was planning an eBay sale of all her best and favourite possessions, begging for money from strangers on the internet, waking screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable and hadn’t slept alone for 6 months.
View attachment 2989137 qView attachment 2989138 qhere she is confirming the date herself View attachment 2989139 qss in post from @Marmalade Atkins here

Excellent sleuthing! I could well believe the Hopkins money was entirely spent on holidays and tat with nothing of substance to show for it.
 
I started cowering behind the front room door every time the postman came. Parcels were sent back. Letters unsigned for. I lay awake at night, every creak in the central heating an imaginary boot waiting to kick in my front door, every slowing car on my busy seafront road a group of henchmen, every flashing light an imaginary Police car for imaginary crimes. I have woken screaming, shuddering, sobbing, flailing, inexplicably distraught, thrashing, terrified, inconsolable. I have barely slept properly, alone, in over six months, and it is, as the song goes, time to say goodbye.

FFS, and Anne Frank thought she had good cause to be nervous…
 
Agree with so much of that. Also I think there is a deep, deep sense in me that I aren't "that" person - I don't have the fancy clothes, or the look the part. So I don't really try that hard, because I don't think I am worthy of it or capable.

I have the same thing, I am crap with saving money but it’s not like I buy a load of “stuff”.
I tend to waste my money on doing things rather than owning things. Because it’s fun and so much of life is a miserable grind that I cant (in the moment at least) feel guilty for going to a gig, or going camping or cycling for a weekend.

Also trainers.
 
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