Jack Monroe #578 She’s been involved in more breakdowns than the RAC

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TheMiceInTheShed said:
Chip and banana risotto. (Also uses up leftover rice pudding)
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i would 100% eat that. Ti
BeardyBap said:
My absolute favourite part of this Lake District trip to a Michelin starred, 4 star country house hotel (even more than her house being guarded by the local First XV) is how this unrepentant bestselling beggar has just walked into Millets and said, “One of everything please”.
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It’s the mug that does it for me. Like she’s going to brew up in the aisle of the 10:30 to Oxenholme. What an absolute bellend. Look at me Sherpa Rinsing.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
I have barely slept properly, alone, in over six months, and it is, as the song goes, time to say goodbye.

Hearken! For there at the end in bold is the sweet dying chirrup (in full in English)
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She’s such a knob. To the surprise and delight of nobody.
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She’s such a knob.

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Oh bugger - have also just seen this contender from @Elsie Ben Felyn - Look at me Sherpa Rinsing.

So many options . . . .
 
ChickenPorridge said:
One and done! Hahaha remember she said that to Sir Matt on DKL? The man's gaster was flabbered!
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I think her admitting that about her 'cooking' inadvertantly reveals that about her entire being. It certainly seems the case with all her writing, and creative endeavours. The mark of someone infatuated with their own percieved genius, no need for second drafts or edits.

I'm no great shakes creatively, I enjoy writing and digital art for my own pleasure. One of the things I see said time and time again by exceptionally talented professionals when watching their tutorials, is the need to try something then try it again whilst changing one element. Then again and again. Then change a different element and try that. This is to really refine what good ideas there were initially and sift out the bad, it is widely acknowledged that the best work doesn't come out until quite far through this process.

However that is hard work, why bother when you can shoot from the hip and get internet headpats anyway. If anyone questions your credentials, just pull the top answer from google and swat them away.
 
BeardyBap said:
My absolute favourite part of this Lake District trip to a Michelin starred, 4 star country house hotel (even more than her house being guarded by the local First XV) is how this unrepentant bestselling beggar has just walked into Millets and said, “One of everything please”.
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“There’s a Mamapapa with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets”… THIS MUST BE NATIONAL SLOP DAY!
 
Onestorytoomany said:
I have a question why do we get her family history in her introduction and we only get KT's current works. Does the fact she has military connections and or her brother is in the RAF important to the case? I find it odd that they have done that. I mean who really cares about what her dad has done? She has been the one that was defamed.
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I think it’s crucial to the case tbh. Hopkins suggested Jack had defaced a war memorial. Jack responded to say she was from a forces family, her dad had fought in the Falklands & her brother was in the RAF, and asked for an apology. Those tweets are what the case was about.
 
BeardyBap said:
My absolute favourite part of this Lake District trip to a Michelin starred, 4 star country house hotel (even more than her house being guarded by the local First XV) is how this unrepentant bestselling beggar has just walked into Millets and said, “One of everything please”.
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'Good Morrow Shopkeep, show me your finest roll mat suitable for crumbly ailments'
 
BeardyBap said:
My absolute favourite part of this Lake District trip to a Michelin starred, 4 star country house hotel (even more than her house being guarded by the local First XV) is how this unrepentant bestselling beggar has just walked into Millets and said, “One of everything please”.
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Did she pose that in the yard and, having given the impression that the plucky povster is off for a week's camping, leave it all behind? As far as I'm aware, even the most basic hotels in the Lake District come with actual beds.
 
Hmmm. Having spent the last seven years restoring our house with the world’s handiest OH (who hasn’t LEFT), even he would agree that carpet stores’ charges for underlay and edging strips are actually peanuts (if not thrown in as part of the deal) and totally not worth doing it yourself. Carpet fitters are also unbelievably brilliant and fast at doing so. In fact, I’m actually unsure where you would even buy underlay and edging strips separately, let alone get it home; even harder if you can’t actually drive. What an utterly stupid, stupid thing to lie about.

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Valiofthedolls said:
Here you go, Kickstarter backers. This is one of the things your money went on. One of Jack’s several fancy trips to the Lake District, this time in April 2016 right after she’d withdrawn all your £68,761 cash into her bank account.
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Post with screenies from @Marmalade Atkins EDIT: Bae caught Jack in her knickies warning at this link (no spoiler!) warning.

Jack Monroe #180 Dildos, diatribes and diarrhoea

I never ask for anything but I would like the new thread horn every time now, please and thank (space) you.
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Dear bleeping god. No wonder as well as being repulsed by her disgusting scamming and lies everyone just laughs at her.
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i cringed myself inside out at this:
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booking places under a different name so as not to get special treatment as a food writer. she's hardly bleeping Egon Ronay.
 
Lazarus said:
i cringed myself inside out at this:
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booking places under a different name so as not to get special treatment as a food writer. she's hardly bleeping Egon Ronay.
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Because it would be utterly impossible to get a vegan menu in a fancy lake district hotel in 2016. In a pub, I can see it. Although, Cumbrians being Cumbrians, they'd just tell you to duck off if you asked to go off menu.
 
BeardyBap said:
My absolute favourite part of this Lake District trip to a Michelin starred, 4 star country house hotel (even more than her house being guarded by the local First XV) is how this unrepentant bestselling beggar has just walked into Millets and said, “One of everything please”.
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The First XV moved in to her tiny, humble bungahovel, no less.
 
Lobster Johnson said:
Because it would be utterly impossible to get a vegan menu in a fancy lake district hotel in 2016. In a pub, I can see it. Although, Cumbrians being Cumbrians, they'd just tell you to duck off if you asked to go off menu.
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L’Enclume says it doesn’t accept any dietary requirements though. Maybe that’s what she’s hinting at. She went to a restaurant like that, that says it won’t budge but because they recognised her (even under a false name) they accommodated her veganish knobish requirements.

twit. She probably went to a Toby Carvery. Nothing wrong with a Toby (although the one in the Arnison Centre/Pity Me* is a bit of a dive).

* laughy place of the year. Unfortunately it’s near a chicken farm so honks most of the time.
 
RandomFishOils said:
Hmmm. Having spent the last seven years restoring our house with the world’s handiest OH (who hasn’t LEFT), even he would agree that carpet stores’ charges for underlay and edging strips are actually peanuts (if not thrown in as part of the deal) and totally not worth doing it yourself. Carpet fitters are also unbelievably brilliant and fast at doing so. In fact, I’m actually unsure where you would even buy underlay and edging strips separately, let alone get it home; even harder if you can’t actually drive. What an utterly stupid, stupid thing to lie about.

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EBay.
 
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