Jack Monroe #571 1-2 to us

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YerDa said:
Ahahaha, excellent turn of phrase! That’s reminded me though, wasn’t there some tale she told about SB getting grief from her for not using cutlery?
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It’s this article: https://12ft.io/https://www.theguar...g-kids-food-is-more-than-fuel-pancake-recipes

SB was four years of age, Allegra was a dick about it and acted like he was being deliberately naughty because he didn’t like using cutlery while guest seemed confused that a child this young didn’t understand social norms around eating
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
It’s this article: https://12ft.io/https://www.theguar...g-kids-food-is-more-than-fuel-pancake-recipes

SB was four years of age, Allegra was a dick about it and acted like he was being deliberately naughty because he didn’t like using cutlery while guest seemed confused that a child this young didn’t understand social norms around eating
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"I got over the whole British eating-with-hands phobia very quickly when I was working with Oxfam in Tanzania"


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Such a twit.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
It’s this article: https://12ft.io/https://www.theguar...g-kids-food-is-more-than-fuel-pancake-recipes

SB was four years of age, Allegra was a dick about it and acted like he was being deliberately naughty because he didn’t like using cutlery while guest seemed confused that a child this young didn’t understand social norms around eating
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And Leggy does the faux-concerned parent ‘I won’t say who’, only for Guest to confirm it’s her little boy in the next paragraph. I just can‘t with either of them tbh.
 
witchofwestbyfleet said:
It’s this article: https://12ft.io/https://www.theguar...g-kids-food-is-more-than-fuel-pancake-recipes

SB was four years of age, Allegra was a dick about it and acted like he was being deliberately naughty because he didn’t like using cutlery while guest seemed confused that a child this young didn’t understand social norms around eating
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They both come across like complete twats in that article. Oh wait...
 
secretsrsafe said:
If memory serves, she couldn’t wash herself without agonising pain and could barely lift a spoon of slop to her mouth. This I’m sure was a strategy to claim disability. A little while later a miracle occurred and she was dying her hair with boxes of hair dye she found under the stairs and packing up boxes for days on end to move to her forever home. Excuse inaccuracies - I’m claiming lie-overload processing issues.
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I believe this was also around the time we questioned how she got the boxes of hair dye from under the stairs as she was apparently under armed guard by Essex Celebrity Police (also used by Jodie Marsh) at an undisclosed location due to being caught out in a lie/con again being stalked, I think it was.
 
FrumpyCat said:
I was saddened to see my favourite Jack Hack of all time was missing. You can use a bag for putting things in (from the Tiggy and Bo nasty looking bag era).
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My favourite is her instructions for making a box: take apart a box, turn it inside out, and tape it back up.

As for recipes, her roast chicken method from Grifty Kitchen takes some beating: season it and cook it according to the instructions on the pack. Genius!

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(from Honorary Frau Andy's GK review)
 
Lazarus said:
I’m sure it doesn’t mention general call-outs from random folk on Twitter who aren’t your patient, because nobody’s stupid or arrogant enough to think they can simply ask for ‘an oncologist’ to DM them on Twitter and they will risk their *everything* to do it.

She’s a wanker. She only changed the story to ‘a friend with cancer’ after being called out on it.
Has she ever mentioned the friend again? Ever raised funds for them?
Ever mentioned the two friends who “topped themselves” again?
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She never does anything for the condition her sons little brother has either. Why would she, she'd get nothing from it.
 
FrumpyCat said:
I was saddened to see my favourite Jack Hack of all time was missing. You can use a bag for putting things in (from the Tiggy and Bo nasty looking bag era).
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Tiggy&Bo Jack Monroe. Featu fun-loving kind Christine Lampard.
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Marm reposted 2020 Tiggy & Bo influencer guest’s nonsense last summer at this linky link

Jack Monroe #537 Moana Fleecer

What she pretends her life is like What it’s really like
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to which @Lazarus pointed out…
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ETA HASHTAG HANDBAGS! AND hashtagsouthendandsouthendonseaandME!
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rage naan said:
I was so gobsmacked by the Jo Cox stuff.
Here's a post from thread 194 with some receipts that simply are beyond belief. She does some terrible things but I'm still astonished at just how awful she can be

Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album

Is she a compulsive liar? Yes, absolutely x
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I’m trying to work out who took that photo with SB in the foreground and her in the background? It doesn’t look like a press pap.
 
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