Jack Monroe #571 1-2 to us

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Valiofthedolls said:
But only ever if they were older, (and in her eyes) had a lot of money, owned property and were successful in their career.
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I think that was true in the past. But nowadays I reckon she’d be up for a Content Baby with anyone.

hoopdedoo said:
What the hell is this crap? https://spyscape.com/article/jack-monroe-the-chef-who-started-an-anti-poverty-revolution
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Looks like Spyscape are trying to boost their SEO by adding a blog about superheroes because it’s some sort of superhero themed attraction. It’s just churned out crappy content that they’ve probably got the intern to write. The weird ass links to the Guardian and HuffPost are meant to give it ‘authority’.
 
Imagine posting about needing info from an oncologist - and mean hateful trolls twisting it to think she might be asking for herself. Only the worst sort would jump to that conclusion OBVIOUSLY 🙄

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Jelly Bean said:
Imagine posting about needing info from an oncologist - and mean hateful trolls twisting it to think she might be asking for herself. Only the worst sort would jump to that conclusion OBVIOUSLY 🙄

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Yeah, people who need oncology advice always ask a twitter gobshite to request a consultant risk their registration and career by giving advice to a person they’ve never met.

The best was when she was chucking baguette-sized breadcrumbs about a girls name starting with C. The squigs were beside themselves thinking she was up the duff. Then she googled herself or a squig sent her a link IDK of one of those bot scrape AI “news” sites saying “Jack Monroe Pregnant” (they’re the kind of sites that if you searched Hotes Tilaire it would give a result saying “Hotes Tilaire Pregnant” )Christ she’s so tragic.
 
HotesTilaire said:
Yeah, people who need oncology advice always ask a twitter gobshite to request a consultant risk their registration and career by giving advice to a person they’ve never met.

The best was when she was chucking baguette-sized breadcrumbs about a girls name starting with C. The squigs were beside themselves thinking she was up the duff. Then she googled herself or a squig sent her a link IDK of one of those bot scrape AI “news” sites saying “Jack Monroe Pregnant” (they’re the kind of sites that if you searched Hotes Tilaire it would give a result saying “Hotes Tilaire Pregnant” )Christ she’s so tragic.
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Yeah but that was incredibly awful because

turned out she was sourcing names for the second kitten who eventually didn't even have a C name for the five minutes she was with Jack before she mysteriously disappeared
 
HotesTilaire said:
Yeah, people who need oncology advice always ask a twitter gobshite to request a consultant risk their registration and career by giving advice to a person they’ve never met.

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You can’t just speak to ‘an oncologist’ anyway. Cancer treatments are so specialist based on the disease you have that a breast cancer specialist oncologist would have some working knowledge of eg treatment for lymphoma but would not treat it. There’s a basic split between medical and clinical oncologists, blood cancer and solid tumour oncologists, neurological, soft tissue, upper gastro, lower gastro…. Better to go to your GP in the first instance to get the appropriate referral to the right team. Or properly specify the help you are looking for - e.g. centres offering trials in advanced pancreatic cancer

Long story short - a shout out for ‘an oncologist’ on twitter is unlikely to achieve anything helpful.
 
fogdan said:
Long story short - a shout out for ‘an oncologist’ on twitter is unlikely to achieve anything helpful.
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And anyone who answered her "shout out" should have only done so to say that the GMC's advice on using social media says quite clearly that "If a patient contacts you about their care through your private profile, you should direct them to an appropriate healthcare setting for further support with their query."
 
Witchfinder Sargeant said:
And anyone who answered her "shout out" should have only done so to say that the GMC's advice on using social media says quite clearly that "If a patient contacts you about their care through your private profile, you should direct them to an appropriate healthcare setting for further support with their query."
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Oh absolutely. It’s just she was effectively tweeting the equivalent of ‘I need a repair man’ into the void. Repair what?

And you are setting yourself up for random unhelpful replies like ‘my aunt’s hairdresser friend went to this cancer centre in Mexico where she was cured with coffee enemas’
 
Witchfinder Sargeant said:
"If a patient contacts you about their care through your private profile, you should direct them to an appropriate healthcare setting for further support with their query."
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I’m sure it doesn’t mention general call-outs from random folk on Twitter who aren’t your patient, because nobody’s stupid or arrogant enough to think they can simply ask for ‘an oncologist’ to DM them on Twitter and they will risk their *everything* to do it.

She’s a wanker. She only changed the story to ‘a friend with cancer’ after being called out on it.
Has she ever mentioned the friend again? Ever raised funds for them?
Ever mentioned the two friends who “topped themselves” again?
 
fairylights2000 said:
Why has JM chosen now to resurface! I had a whole year of maternity leave to read about chaoi (chaoses?) but now I'm back at work I barely have time to talk to my husband unless I take a day off.

I assume the VBI has died a quiet death?
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Oh gosh no, the VBI was practically complete but ebil trollz hacked her accounts, so it may now all be gone. 🥺 On the bright side though, there’s a copy with the ONS for checking; it may not be the most up-to-date but it’s a good backup and getting it back to complete will take the weekend to pull together. It’s a big job but I’m sure she’s on it.
 
Jelly Bean said:
Imagine posting about needing info from an oncologist - and mean hateful trolls twisting it to think she might be asking for herself. Only the worst sort would jump to that conclusion OBVIOUSLY 🙄

(Thanks @ChickenPorridge for ss)
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Also, without breaking their anonymity I shall now disclose enough personal info about them for anyone who knows the same people I know to narrow it down significantly.
 
houseofhoop said:
I think it was a few days after that fake
‘can hardly lift a spoon to shove in my slops’ questionnaire that she went to some event with big lin and there were photos with her punching the air. Must have been so paintful for her, but she soldiers on
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Well we know this is a lie anyway because she went to Africa for a few days and assimilated so much, she forgot how to cutlery.
 
Jelly Bean said:
Imagine posting about needing info from an oncologist - and mean hateful trolls twisting it to think she might be asking for herself. Only the worst sort would jump to that conclusion OBVIOUSLY 🙄

(Thanks @ChickenPorridge for ss)
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Id forgotten about Jack out-cunting herself by inventing an imaginary person with a tragic backstory to score one over the evil trolls.
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BeardyBap said:
Also, without breaking their anonymity I shall now disclose enough personal info about them for anyone who knows the same people I know to narrow it down significantly.
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Its ok, Jack was just pretending. No doubt, Probably playing hospital with her friends.

'Good morning Teddy, I have done an x-ray and I am sorry, you are going to need an operation. Congratulations Jackie the glamorous doll, you are having triplets, have you thought of names, Oh dear Mrs Stacky doll, you are very poorly, I will need to consult with one of my colleagues.
 
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