Jack Monroe #566 Set flavours to none

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DinosaurSenior said:
As much as I loathe her honking personality, it browns me off that she can just disappear without accounting for all the money she's scammed
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I was just thinking along the same lines. Now that she has (knock wood) well and truly gone to ground, I swing between thinking (1) Thank the baby Jeebus that she's not around to enrage and disgust me with the self-centering, the compulsive lying, the inedible recipes, the horrific post-nasal drip, and so on and (2) Goddammit, she got away with it. She will probably be able to live off her Patreon and whatever else she managed to grift for years. She will never be held accountable.

Still and all, I can comfort myself with the fact that I would never want her life, her personality, or anything about her. At least I don't have to wake up in her skin. I do owe her some thanks for being such an entertaining little twit, though!
 
As well as not being able to grift publicly any more I struggle to believe there haven’t been huge personal ramifications for her. Especially after Shattenstone, friends and family must be WTF and keeping their distance from her, as well as not believe her BS any more.

Can you IMAGINE the various friends / family splinter WhatsApp groups and gossiping about her. She may have got away with scamming money pretending to be poor but I honestly think she will now be actually poor when it comes to real friends and family who want to be around her.
 
Just speaking of waking up in her make up in her Celebrity Skin, I heard Frank Skinner say he’d been to see a covers band offshoot from Green Day. They had a special guest (not that one) join them on stage: Courtney Love! (For those unfamiliar, in the 90s Courtney Love was the lead singer of Courtney Love’s band, Hole).
Rumours that she is this side of ‘the pond’ to provide voting pattern analysis for TV coverage of the upcoming GE alas remain unconfirmed.
 
I got bored so I revisited 2019

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I never saw any of that in the Quarterhack™ shopping lists

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Or that

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Lol, rowing machine. No wonder she thought patreons were too stupid to notice she wasn't poor, she was talking about it all the time

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haha hokay then

And this chaos which... I don't know. Is she claiming to only earn 10k a year? When she's been in full time employment for the best part of two decades and/ or works 200 hour weeks as a freelancer, whichever it was. ( best read bottom to top)

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rage naan said:
I got bored so I revisited 2019

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I never saw any of that in the Quarterhack™ shopping lists

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Or that

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Lol, rowing machine. No wonder she thought patreons were too stupid to notice she wasn't poor, she was talking about it all the time

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haha hokay then

And this chaos which... I don't know. Is she claiming to only earn 10k a year? When she's been in full time employment for the best part of two decades and/ or works 200 hour weeks as a freelancer, whichever it was. ( best read bottom to top)

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I mean I know we've all seen this before but it is truly remarkable to revisit rants like this.
Wonder what really happened? I know even the smartest of people can get scammed and robbed but all of that is nonsense isn't it? To have your phone stolen, cloned then bank account emptied then her PayPal and then all of her passwords stolen and her emails.
If it is anything like the Go Henry incident she was probably caught doing something she shouldn't and made up all this crap. There's no evidence of it happening and no evidence police were informed.
 
rage naan said:
I got bored so I revisited 2019

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I never saw any of that in the Quarterhack™ shopping lists

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Or that

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Lol, rowing machine. No wonder she thought patreons were too stupid to notice she wasn't poor, she was talking about it all the time

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haha hokay then

And this chaos which... I don't know. Is she claiming to only earn 10k a year? When she's been in full time employment for the best part of two decades and/ or works 200 hour weeks as a freelancer, whichever it was. ( best read bottom to top)

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I would guess that the mystery of the missing money happened around the same time LJC started asking awkward questions about finance.
 
MooBelle said:
I mean I know we've all seen this before but it is truly remarkable to revisit rants like this.
Wonder what really happened? I know even the smartest of people can get scammed and robbed but all of that is nonsense isn't it? To have your phone stolen, cloned then bank account emptied then her PayPal and then all of her passwords stolen and her emails.
If it is anything like the Go Henry incident she was probably caught doing something she shouldn't and made up all this crap. There's no evidence of it happening and no evidence police were informed.
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We absolutely 100% know the password stuff is rubbish, as we saw someone pop in to her PayPal and have a furtle around 😂
 
MooBelle said:
I mean I know we've all seen this before but it is truly remarkable to revisit rants like this.
Wonder what really happened? I know even the smartest of people can get scammed and robbed but all of that is nonsense isn't it? To have your phone stolen, cloned then bank account emptied then her PayPal and then all of her passwords stolen and her emails.
If it is anything like the Go Henry incident she was probably caught doing something she shouldn't and made up all this crap. There's no evidence of it happening and no evidence police were informed.
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See I’m thinking
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StewPots said:
It’s so awful and the worst part is my partner was like, “what the duck are you doing” looking over my shoulder.

I don’t know what’s worse - admitting I’m writing a tit erotic poem or admitting not only am I writing a tit erotic poem, it is in fact one about a washed up cookery writer and grifter that no one outside of here and Twitter knows about, and her properly tit recipes.

To my shame, I admitted the latter. I just got “riiiiiiight” said to me before he carried on watching the golf 🤣
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Ah the partner over the shoulder.
"What on earth are you doing?" "Oh just putting Jack Monroe's head on a roller coaster." They never understand 😑.
 
rage naan said:
I got bored so I revisited 2019

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I never saw any of that in the Quarterhack™ shopping lists

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Or that

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Lol, rowing machine. No wonder she thought patreons were too stupid to notice she wasn't poor, she was talking about it all the time

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haha hokay then

And this chaos which... I don't know. Is she claiming to only earn 10k a year? When she's been in full time employment for the best part of two decades and/ or works 200 hour weeks as a freelancer, whichever it was. ( best read bottom to top)

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I agree with her on one thing, it IS absolutely infuriating when scamming thieves help themselves to thousands of pounds of other people's money.
 
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