Jack Monroe #566 Set flavours to none

[BeardyBap]

I read the list of people and recognised about four. "Celebrities", as a definition, is being stretched like crazy.

This Is Your Life, 1970s: “And it was while you were serving in North Africa that you joined the Entertainment Corps”
Celebrity TV, 2020s: “You were a member of the public who performed a sex act on a reality show”
So frustrating that guest can’t pass the rigorous selection process

 

[MavisBeacon]

This Is Your Life, 1970s: “And it was while you were serving in North Africa that you joined the Entertainment Corps”
Celebrity TV, 2020s: “You were a member of the public who performed a sex act on a reality show”
So frustrating that guest can’t pass the rigorous selection process

I'm glad she's not on it, or anywhere else. I know we do love a good Tuesday chaos but I'd be happy if her talentless, unprofessional Mediterranean arse was nowhere near the public sphere ever again.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Oh come on. You know she couldn’t help herself making some fkin Ribollita or whatever she calls cold-oil-onion, beans-and-an old-mushroom-in-one-oxo-cube-soup. The chaos!

 

[BeardyBap]

Oh come on. You know she couldn’t help herself making some fkin Ribollita or whatever she calls cold-oil-onion, beans-and-an old-mushroom-in-one-oxo-cube-soup. The chaos!

Day 2 in the diary room and the other housemates are threatening to breach their contracts and walk. “If I wanted to eat this shite I’d have gone in the bleeping jungle” - Aled Jones

 

[Phillipa78]

Day 2 in the diary room and the other housemates are threatening to breach their contracts and walk. “If I wanted to eat this shite I’d have gone in the bleeping jungle” - Aled Jones

Never mind the slop - Imagine the snoring that would result from her structurally compromised nose?!

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Never mind the slop - Imagine the snoring that would result from her structurally compromised nose?!

Can confirm living with a snorer is one of the most rage, despair and tear-inducing things to be exposed to.

Smol aside, my friend Vix snores like an actual chainsaw, another friend recorded her and used it as vocals in a death metal song.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

As much as I loathe her honking personality, it browns me off that she can just disappear without accounting for all the money she's scammed

 

[griftalo]

Rumour is someone in Redbull mgmt released the pic, so he is the person to pursue for revenge porn.
It’s not as if the lady who was subject to harassment at work who Horner sent the pic to, released it.

People need to take a leaf out of Jack’s book and write “ATTENTION THE MEDIA! I am having an ouchie mentals and a bit of a sad, do NOT lift this series of tweets I’m about to fart out and put them in your newspaper” every time they do anything. Seems to work for Jack coz she’s never in the paper.

Redbull gives you peeeeeen’s

 

[CocoCottesmore]

Was finally able to drop Jack's name into a conversation with a friend of mine (grew up in Southend, lesbian, similarish age, very much not online ) and she made reference to Jack being an alcoholic. I had suspected that Jack has a problematic relationship with alcohol rather than being an alcoholic per se but it seems at the very least this part of the story checks out. I will of course now try and get more info on Jack more generally...

 

[Carefree]

Never mind the slop - Imagine the snoring that would result from her structurally compromised nose?!

Or watching her scramble around in a massive coke comedown because there's no way they'd let her have a few bumps.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Or watching her scramble around in a massive coke comedown because there's no way they'd let her have a few bumps.

I was shocked to see there's a smokers area on BBUK, even when the Oz version started in 2000 the housemates had to wear nicotine patches. One dude couldn't stop crying and left after a few days
because he couldn't smoke.

Jack would make a terrible BB housemate but I can't help thinking people would hate watch to see how much she'd wind everyone up and they'd all witch about her.

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

It would actually be really funny if she was there in charge of the chalkboard shopping list trying to explain how the quarterhack is a hack at all to a bunch of bewildered Z Listers.

 

[MooBelle]

I was shocked to see there's a smokers area on BBUK, even when the Oz version started in 2000 the housemates had to wear nicotine patches. One dude couldn't stop crying and left after a few days
because he couldn't smoke.

Jack would make a terrible BB housemate but I can't help thinking people would hate watch to see how much she'd wind everyone up and they'd all witch about her.

This is why something like CBB or the Jungle would be better than Strictly. If it was something that only went out on a Saturday she could get away with being a twit. Something with cameras on her 24/7 and forced to be with other human beings would be an utter car crash.
They would soon get very irritated with her, especially if they were hungry and bored.
It would be magnificent.

 

[YerDa]

This is why something like CBB or the Jungle would be better than Strictly. If it was something that only went out on a Saturday she could get away with being a twit. Something with cameras on her 24/7 and forced to be with other human beings would be an utter car crash.
They would soon get very irritated with her, especially if they were hungry and bored.
It would be magnificent.

I remember the early days of BBUK when the public could literally watch them 24x7 on two different cameras. There was no escape.
Take. My. Money.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

I remember the early days of BBUK when the public could literally watch them 24x7 on two different cameras. There was no escape.
Take. My. Money.

I remember that! You could only watch online at one point and I remember checking in at some odd time of the night and noticing that one of the housemates was very obviously pleasuring herself under a duvet .

 

[CrushedIcePlease]

I remember the early days of BBUK when the public could literally watch them 24x7 on two different cameras. There was no escape.
Take. My. Money.

I remember this and the weird white noise they used to play over if someone swore

 

[YerDa]

I remember this and the weird white noise they used to play over if someone swore

Spoiler: BBUK reminiscing

Yep I remember watching them in real time hiding under a duvet to sneak through a barrier that divided two sides of the house - as if the cameras wouldn’t catch everything they were up to! More innocent times.

That’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it …

Guest would have been permanently white-noised, I reckon, just out of kindness to the listening public.

 

[houseofhoop]

Spoiler: BBUK reminiscing

Yep I remember watching them in real time hiding under a duvet to sneak through a barrier that divided two sides of the house - as if the cameras wouldn’t catch everything they were up to! More innocent times.

That’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it …

Guest would have been permanently white-noised, I reckon, just out of kindness to the listening public.

Ah good old Alex. Wondering what he’s up to now

 

[Mr Krabs]

I remember this and the weird white noise they used to play over if someone swore

Yes! They were so cautious too in case someone said anything controversial or libellous. So the entire live feed was just white noise and bird song. It was quite soothing to watch though.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Yes! They were so cautious too in case someone said anything controversial or libellous. So the entire live feed was just white noise and bird song. It was quite soothing to watch though.

That just gave me a flashback. A different time.