MaineCoonMama
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Mortgage boobs. One fixed, one variable.
Jack Monroe #563 Danniella Guestbrook
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gimlet
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That season of Sailing Yacht is so stressful. I love/hate it.
Captainmouse
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It did, I was very disappointed with what I saw during my time, the village, comprises factory, offices, accommodation and hospice for ex service people. The allocation of funds is disproportionate.
freya
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I was gonna say a filter but then I saw her hair and her waist and realised it’s just her
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Insufferable whey-facedMUSCLYdaughter of insufferable not-paratrooper appears in Nazi shitrag
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Insufferable daughter of Marxist Leninist Pillar Of The Community tells Nazi Shitrag:
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I do understand we don’t have an endless pot to prop up welfare
That whey faced “milksop minor character who works down the St Mary Mead village hall in an ITV Miss Marple Mystery” version of Jack up there in THE Nazi shitrag NEWSPAPER(with what looks alarmingly like a prosthetic nose) was the month before she was the BUTCHEST short shaggy haircut, the sleeve tattoos, the Magnum walking boots, the thumb ring not exactly a stereotype to ever walk the earth.
Cosplaying (fantasist) twit.
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Tbf she’s always had a big honker which isn’t unusual for people of Greek/Cypriot heritage. Not sure it’s usual for hypocrites tho. Check me and my Greek
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Insufferable whey-facedMUSCLYdaughter of insufferable not-paratrooper appears in Nazi shitrag
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Insufferable daughter of Marxist Leninist Pillar Of The Community tells Nazi Shitrag:
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I do understand we don’t have an endless pot to prop up welfare
That whey faced “milksop minor character who works down the St Mary Mead village hall in an ITV Miss Marple Mystery” version of Jack up there in THE Nazi shitrag NEWSPAPER
Cosplaying (fantasist) twit.
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Tbf she’s always had a big honker which isn’t unusual for people of Greek/Cypriot heritage. Not sure it’s usual for hypocrites tho. Check me and my Greek
Oh and that Banksy is in my hometown
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CrackingOwlSanctuary
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Is this when she also claimed to have invented the term 'white wing'?
Lazarus
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I still don’t get why she had to do 6 rewrites of a shopping list
Geetbo
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Someone once told me I looked like Paul O’Grady in my glasses. I got contacts shortly after.
Soup or Noodle
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She's bleeping nuts. I can do a meal plan for a week in my head going round Lidl, based on what I can remember I already have, how much I can be arsed putting effort into cooking that week, and whether or not I'm a bit skint.
There are only 2 adults in my household though and we both fully contribute to the household expenses. Maybe the mysterious labourer who doesn't seem to pay his way makes this more difficult WTFK
Onestorytoomany
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She is talking about the whorehouses of southend in the 1800s when bathing wasnt as accessible as it is now, so heavy perfumes masked their sweat and other body odours. She'e watched too much telly.The one brothel I've been in (interview for a reception job) smelled of fresh-brewed coffee. I didn't go upstairs, perhaps that's where all the over-perfumed strumpets were?
Even if a sex worker wore heavy perfume (they don't) they shower in between appointments so it would wash off.
For someone who lies so much you think Jack would be better at it.
Witchfinder Sargeant
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Four hours to write a meal plan? bleeping hell, no wonder she claims to work a hundred hours a week. Never seen someone so keen on pointless busywork and time wasting.
Seaford Haggington
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When someone claims to be working unfeasibly long hours I always assume the quality of the work is poor.
Lucky Escape
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The absolute tricksiest thing for me is the way she separates out all of the individual pieces of fruit to make them take up so much more room. It's as if she's deliberately emphasising the performative nature of the picture in order to bait people into arguing with her.
She missed a trick by not doing the same thing with the celery or biscuits, too...
MavisBeacon
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She's bleeping nuts. I can do a meal plan for a week in my head going round Lidl, based on what I can remember I already have, how much I can be arsed putting effort into cooking that week, and whether or not I'm a bit skint.
There are only 2 adults in my household though and we both fully contribute to the household expenses. Maybe the mysterious labourer who doesn't seem to pay his way makes this more difficult WTFK
Four hours to plan a week of meals is nuts. Just pointless busy work.
This is all in 2022 - you'd think after being such a FORENSIC expert on budget shopping and cooking for a decade she'd have a system in place to do it faster or at least a list of go-to meals that work together and share ingredients.
It genuinely boggles my mind that her entire attitude to cooking and food shopping seems to be "just buy/hoard a load of random cheap tit and then chuck it together".
That she was EVER considered to be an expert on food or poverty still freaks my nut to this day.
Ablemabel
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Madness innit. Sometimes I will scribble down on a scrap of paper what is in the freezer and have a quick look in the cupboards. Sometimes I just glance in the freezer. Occasionally I give it about 5 more minutes thought. I can't see how on any planet it would take 4 whole hours!
Lucky Escape
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Yeah... thinking "oh, that broccoli needs to be finished soon - I'll grab some chicken thighs and do a stir-fry during the week" is about as complicated as it gets once you've had a bit of practice.
What it says to me is that she hasn't had that practice, it isn't something that comes naturally to her, and it isn't something she would ever consider doing if it couldn't be turned into a performance for Twitter.
As @MavisBeacon says, Jack must default to "just buy/hoard a load of random cheap tit and then chuck it together" - I guess that explains some of her more out-there recipes, too. Her level of food waste must be phenomenal.
Valiofthedolls
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Her whole approach to cooking and food shopping summed up perfectly in that 2013 Nazi shitrag article. Bought all the random foods then thought “right what can I make out of this”. Cos that’s exactly how you shop when you’re on a tight budget. Cosseted cosplaying bleep.
Never, ever changed or learned anything.
Maybe her and Daddy hate the Nazi shitrag because in that 2013 article they immortalized this pic and caption
Which prove that she’s a MASSIVE bleeping LIAR when she posted this in Potatoes 2020 claiming it’s how she ate all the time
Oh and here’s a random “I bought one of everything in the value range” also from Potatoes
Better eat those yogurts up right away, Jack! Your fridge being unplugged and all that.
Witchfinder Sargeant
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I use a recipe/meal planning/shopping list app.
Sunday morning:
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Rice with what now? She really does hate food and has no idea how it works.
Sunday morning:
- Open app, open calendar on phone
- look at week ahead (evening events? lunch out with work? away over the weekend?)
- Breakfast is the same thing every day for a week because duck thinking before I've had my coffee. Drop breakfast meal into the right place on the app.
- Lunch is last night's leftovers because it's easier to cook for two than it is for one
- Dinner is beef or pork on Sunday, vegetarian or vegan on Monday, chicken on Tuesday, fish on Wednesday, vegetarian or vegan on Thursday, fish on Friday, chicken on Saturday if I'm at home for the weekend, if I'm at my partner's he does the catering. I try and do one bulk cook a week and freeze it.
- Filter by the various options in the recipe part of the app, drag and drop into the right sections of the day, log the leftovers for lunch.
- Go to the shopping list section. Delete the stuff I know I have, check the stuff I'm not sure about, add things like coffee, tonic water, etc.
- Cycle to the supermarket.
- Buy shopping.
- Cycle home.
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Rice with what now? She really does hate food and has no idea how it works.
StewPots
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Was trying to figure out the other day in how many different publications she’s hoisted herself up and rubbed her hoof on the counter. View attachment 2717464 qWan Faced FrumpSPIKY HAIRED LOUTFace of Modern Poverty Jack (pic taken mid-2013): April 2016 The Radio TimesView attachment 2717496 qthen a long hiatus to a veritable hoof-rubbing spree of…
Idahoan Polygamist Cult Member’s Most Pious and Least-Favourite Sisterwife Jack: Washington Post December 2018
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I cured my alcoholism in a WEEK Jack: Guardian January 2019 (bonus sweaty ol socks on the counter)
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Tinned Mackerel, Mandarin and Black Bean Salad That Could Be Served at THE IVY Jack: Vice May 2019
View attachment 2717469 qShe’s also been up there on the draining board as I’ve Eviscerated And Skinned Nookie Bear And Am Wearing Him As A Boilersuit Buffalo Bill Jack with her gross grubby ground gammons perched daintily on a stool in The Telegraph January 2020 View attachment 2717481 qRe pic/book on right: see also…(bonus manky boots)
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up there, in her Viv Dress
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If pixie so smol,
Why utensils so high?
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YerDa
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Her whole shtick was either making meals from odd stuff the foodbank offloaded onto you, or from the products that are cheapest and/or reduced when you shop. But neither foodbanks nor shopping when skint work like that. Her entire oeuvre is based upon a deliberate falsehood that suited her narrative and filled her pockets.
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