Jack Monroe #563 Danniella Guestbrook

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rage naan said:
Point of all those being a) the number of idiotic news enablers publishing this drivel as if it were sensible and innovative and b) either she's lying about it taking four hours even after ten years of doing it or she's lying about it taking "just a few moments" and getting "quicker every time"

Ps ignoring offers? Why? Silly arse.
Pps I will never not love Bootsrap Chef
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Not just news enablers.
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BBC Radio 4 - The Food Programme, Jack Monroe: A Life Through Food - Eight things we learned from writer and poverty campaigner Jack Monroe

In the latest helping of The Food Programme, Leyla Kazim meets Jack Monroe.
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Where to even start, beyond the fact that it’s all such utter bollox and validating a charlatan conwoman and thief? Crusading?! Savant?! Holy Rage?!
“The Resolute Strength And Passionate Dignity Of A Warrior Queen”
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duck off, Nigella.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Not just news enablers.
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www.bbc.co.uk

BBC Radio 4 - The Food Programme, Jack Monroe: A Life Through Food - Eight things we learned from writer and poverty campaigner Jack Monroe

In the latest helping of The Food Programme, Leyla Kazim meets Jack Monroe.
www.bbc.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk
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Where to even start, beyond the fact that it’s all such utter bollox and validating a charlatan conwoman and thief? Crusading?! Savant?! Holy Rage?!
“The Resolute Strength And Passionate Dignity Of A Warrior Queen”View attachment 2719704 qduck off, Nigella.
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My god, I had never actually read the caption on the Myra pic before. bleeping hell. I've got to hand it to the OG frauen - following Jack must have been such wild ride back then.
 
Florid Language said:
It's bizarre that she says she left home at sixteen in a area that has always been expensive to live in with four and a half o' levels.
House sharing is expensive even when you're in a full-time job in your teens.
Which job was she doing at sixteen?
It's all a load of bollocks, isn't it?

ETA- I forgot about teens going to colleges on grants, but they normally lived in on-campus accommodation (I'm old).
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(Grandad’s) fish and chip shop (with her 7 GCSEs)
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She’d probably (per Shattenstone) been saving money from all the jobs she’d had since age 12 when she used to “help her grandad run” his slum tho
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Or… she was lying cos she didn’t actually leave home til she was 18?!
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Yes, it’s all a load of bollocks isn’t it.
 
StewPots said:
Awww sadly I’m behind on the chess chat then…before my time and I’ve not noticed it before. Anyway.

My SB taught me to play chess and I wrote everything down so I wouldn’t forget (he taught me in the most simplest way possible ie the way he was taught seeing as he’s only ten🤣) and I just had an image of Jack playing her own SB at chess, her making up rules so she could win and be the best and everyone clapped and cheered. If she does play chess then that’s exactly how I think a game between her and SB would go, the bleeping narc bleep.

Me? Happy to lose repeatedly to my son who I’m very proud of.
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Here you go tender stem. More realistic conversations with her Enid Blyton style kid



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Oh also re losing to him... yeah
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StewPots said:
Awww sadly I’m behind on the chess chat then…before my time and I’ve not noticed it before. Anyway.

My SB taught me to play chess and I wrote everything down so I wouldn’t forget (he taught me in the most simplest way possible ie the way he was taught seeing as he’s only ten🤣) and I just had an image of Jack playing her own SB at chess, her making up rules so she could win and be the best and everyone clapped and cheered. If she does play chess then that’s exactly how I think a game between her and SB would go, the bleeping narc bleep.

Me? Happy to lose repeatedly to my son who I’m very proud of.
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(Screenshot courtesy of @VeniVidiVicki )

This is the last time she mentioned it, I think. Starts here: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...thers-like-you-do.37342/page-53#post-13994356
 
rage naan said:
Here you go tender stem. More realistic conversations with her Enid Blyton style kid

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That whole chess episode was bleeping awful, and such a perfect example of guest’s vile narc parenting. Though the whole sorry business did prompt this glorious post from jenny numbers ❤️
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@jenny2603 here

Jack Monroe #478 “Well perhaps you should have kept your legs shut!” chortled Thomas

I think very similar; I think she had a 6 months - 1 year on benefits. I think she had enough money to get by ok, but we know what her spending habits are like. I think a couple of months she over spent, and got to the last couple of weeks/days of the month with no spare cash for food (cos she’d...
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Seaford Haggington said:
There is no worse bore than the 'I gave up the most useful device I could possibly carry in my pocket and now I'm more productive and happy' bore.
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I gave up…[checks notes, ~taps sign~]… now I’m more productive and happy!!!
Meat!
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Twitter!
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My Smartphone!
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Booze!
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Booze again!
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Booze again!
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duck those twats at the Guardian for giving her a PAID platform to spout any of that shite, let alone paying her to do so over and over.
 
She’s a bleeping performative seal, just with none of the intelligence, charisma, cuteness or the ability of one to clap and cheer. That’s why she gets others to do it for her in her fantasist tales of bullshit.

Oh and also, nobody would pay to see her in the wild or in a zoo.

I’d pay to see her in prison for tax/ monetary fraud though 🤞🏻👌
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Not just news enablers.
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www.bbc.co.uk

BBC Radio 4 - The Food Programme, Jack Monroe: A Life Through Food - Eight things we learned from writer and poverty campaigner Jack Monroe

In the latest helping of The Food Programme, Leyla Kazim meets Jack Monroe.
www.bbc.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk
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Where to even start, beyond the fact that it’s all such utter bollox and validating a charlatan conwoman and thief? Crusading?! Savant?! Holy Rage?!
“The Resolute Strength And Passionate Dignity Of A Warrior Queen”View attachment 2719704 qduck off, Nigella.
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Oh Nigella. Going up for interview so obviously wankered. You're so naughty.
 
rage naan said:
Dear lord

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What in the living name of duck is that?

Who cooks peas for that long in dregs of alcohol lying about?? Yeah Nigella et al, that’s some quality foodie content right there! Give yourselves a massive (Aunty) Pat on the back and have another huge line off the features desk.

bleeping joke how long this bleep has been enabled by these twats for as long as she was, free to rip people off and cosplay and steal stories, recipes, money, anything she fancied in fact. Much socialism, much pov.
 
rage naan said:
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Who are these morons?
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And then…the truth comes out
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Chicken and Pea Traybake

I thought I had exhausted the culinary possibilities of a pack of frozen peas, but my friend, and excellent cook, Alex Andreou, led me by the hand — it does take a leap of faith — to his method of using them, still frozen, as the first layer of a traybake. It’s a life-changer. The peas become...
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Never a single original thought in her moronic head. Except “how can I steal this recipe and make it inedible, repulsive and a complete waste of food, money and time?”.
 
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