Jack Monroe #559 Untitled Jack Monroe Memoir

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Valiofthedolls said:
Hang on…🤔

if she had a kitchen to paint aubergine in October 2012
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And by DingoesAteMyBabyHair in early 2013
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How come by the time the Guardian came calling on the YOUNG SPIKY HAIRED LOUT in mid 2013

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That headline disguts me everytime but 'the resting witch face of a spoilt MC girl who could've gone to live in her parents spare room at any point' just doesn't have the same cachet.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Hang on…🤔

if she had a kitchen to paint aubergine in October 2012
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And by DingoesAteMyBabyHair in early 2013
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How come by the time the Guardian came calling on the YOUNG SPIKY HAIRED LOUT in mid 2013

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I assume her landlord gave her permission to paint said kitchen a normal colour then saw aubergine in the paper and was like “You need to repaint that.”
 
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Competent parents would think 'Oh, that's for my toddler' not scarf the lot before he even got a look in.
 
I hadn't read the Evening Standard article that a Glosser in one of the screen shots gushed about

www.standard.co.uk

Jack Monroe: Don’t segregate, just make sure travelling is safer

As a working-class girl with few social graces of my own, I have limited knowledge of the ins and outs of Debrett’s, outside of a teenage peek at a Jilly Cooper novel, but as a regular commuter I am often appalled by the behaviour of my fellow travellers.
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What a twit.
 
Mr Krabs said:
It’s also the one year anniversary of RIP forreal Viv, when Jack was sad that she missed out on an occasion she was definitely invited to.

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‘The only dresses’ oh stop it Jack. Don’t make me post them all.
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Yeah well that’s double bollox, Jack cos 1. Your now-deleted insta post shows you were on your way home from your PetitCochon yacht girl tour of the US of Skateboard Straps and shite tattoos on Tank Day, not at a “speaking engagement” as you also claim.
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Oops, sorry, it wasn’t because you fucked off to the USA with Big Lin and had just landed back in the UK, it was because you were spending all your time for MONTHS with your son and work drifted to the back burner (except for “speaking engagements”?!)
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Oh, and it was at 10am so you’d have still been in your pit work bed nest.
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Oh, and because she didn’t bleeping ask you, obviously. Not least because you look a total and utter twit in every single item of her clothing you ever put on.
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Mel Donte said:
I hadn't read the Evening Standard article that a Glosser in one of the screen shots gushed about

www.standard.co.uk

Jack Monroe: Don’t segregate, just make sure travelling is safer

As a working-class girl with few social graces of my own, I have limited knowledge of the ins and outs of Debrett’s, outside of a teenage peek at a Jilly Cooper novel, but as a regular commuter I am often appalled by the behaviour of my fellow travellers.
www.standard.co.uk www.standard.co.uk


What a twit.
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So when the far right nationalists were (imaginary) phoning her up to call her a Marxist bleep in 2013 she couldn’t fistfight “most” people
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Yet by 2017, she’s “yet to meet a man she can’t take down in a fair fight”?
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And why’s she obsessed with calling fully grown adults boys and girls. twit.

Also, while she’s ranting about dirty men on public transportation, why’s she simultaneously admiring men’s cocks on public transportation (IRREGARDLESS of trouser fabric)?

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I bleeping loathe her

ETA and who the duck are these men on public transportation in 2017 in “velour pants”? I bet she’d just been watching The Monkees on the tv she doesn’t have when she made all that shite up.
 
TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
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Oh, piss off Monroe. I'd flatten you in one go quite happily, but I still know that a bloke half my weight and the same size would annihilate me if they even went to 75% of force.
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I think she maybe meant stand near them smelling bad or talking about marrying them?
I’d also flatten her but more than half my weight is muscle and I’m really heavy lol
 
Mel Donte said:
I hadn't read the Evening Standard article that a Glosser in one of the screen shots gushed about

www.standard.co.uk

Jack Monroe: Don’t segregate, just make sure travelling is safer

As a working-class girl with few social graces of my own, I have limited knowledge of the ins and outs of Debrett’s, outside of a teenage peek at a Jilly Cooper novel, but as a regular commuter I am often appalled by the behaviour of my fellow travellers.
www.standard.co.uk www.standard.co.uk

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What a twit.
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Forget the fact that women and girls are routinely harassed and a separate carriage fosters a sense of safety and solidarity as women with a common grievance. Jack wouldn't know that unique sense of sisterhood as she sees other women as an either meal ticket or a threat. Moron.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
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And why’s she obsessed with calling fully grown adults boys and girls. twit.

Also, while she’s ranting about dirty men on public transportation, why’s she simultaneously admiring men’s cocks on public transportation (IRREGARDLESS of trouser fabric)?

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I bleeping loathe her
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It all comes back to being a pick me witch. Everything is designed for you to think about her in a sexual manner, and it’s pretty gross really.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
ETA and who the duck are these men on public transportation in 2017 in “velour pants”? I bet she’d just been watching The Monkees on the tv she doesn’t have when she made all that shite up.
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No, no, no, you misunderstand. The man on the train had a boy chicken who was attracted to Jack's donkey that Jack had dressed in velvet pants. Presumably as a sort of make-shift nappy to stop the donkey crapping on the floor.

I think dressing up farm animals a family tradition. See also auntie Helen and the dress-wearing geese.
 
griftalo said:
It all comes back to being a pick me witch. Everything is designed for you to think about her in a sexual manner, and it’s pretty gross really.
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She’s a hypocritical ridiculous disgusting bleep too, given that she’s also told the very same publication this.

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So it’s not even those men on public transportation’s fault

www.standard.co.uk

Jack Monroe: 'I will always be on the girls' team'

Austerity food blogger Jack Monroe is taking testosterone and preparing for breast removal surgery — but doesn’t identify as male or female. Rosamund Urwin hears what it means to be beyond gender
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