Hunsgraveyard
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That's exactly where I'm at - Jack has created this situation all on her own, there's nobody to blame but herself. She's both hated AND a laughing stock. That's quite the skill.
As the saying goes "the rope of lies is short"
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That's exactly where I'm at - Jack has created this situation all on her own, there's nobody to blame but herself. She's both hated AND a laughing stock. That's quite the skill.
As the saying goes "the rope of lies is short"
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Valiofthedolls
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She had a collection of vintage wedding dresses going back as far as 2012. Refuse to believe she’d really have sold those when she could put them on to go Wuthering around her various RENTED flats like a consumptive Brontë every time another relationship went tits up because they
@Cucumberthunder discovered within minutes of seeing that post she’s LYING about when she bought that (£175) ticket.
She bought it at the height of THE POV cos they didn’t even go on sale til spring 2012 and she LEFT the firephone in Nov 2011.
She bought it at the height of THE POV cos they didn’t even go on sale til spring 2012 and she LEFT the firephone in Nov 2011.
Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly
I thought this bit from an article in The Graun about Vardy/Rooney might give Jack slop food for thought. I hope not - as I really want her to pursue it. So much of the tawdry way she carries on would be exposed. 'Never mind the Streisand Effect, launching misguided legal cases will surely...
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Invisible Imaginary Bouquet Diane Arbus Bride is right after LJC LEFT.
Lobster Johnson
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If any lady of my acquaintance revealed a collection of wedding dresses I would run a bleeping mile.
BeardyBap
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duck that, I'd run home and get into my morning suit & Eric Morecambe topper. Way-hey!
Valiofthedolls
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They’re for PHOTOSHOOTS! She said so and she’s autistic so can never ever lie! She also has a little black dress jammed under the bed that she didn’t sell when she SOLD EVERYTHING SHE OWNED.
It’s very sad that in January 2013 nobody wants to marry (or even date) Jack because of her MUSCLES.
Scummy Single Mummy Does Dating: Echo & Gazette Column, 15th Jan 2013
The trouble with being professionally single is, well, it leaves you professionally single. When the greatest achievement on your CV is a double page spread in the national press for spending £10 a...
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What she actually looked like in Jan 2013
ETA what she seems to think she looked like with her “little black dress”, “high heels and higher hemlines” and “muscles”
Him
But also, somehow, them…?
Him
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Seaford Haggington
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They’re for PHOTOSHOOTS! She said so and she’s autistic so can never ever lie! She also has a little black dress jammed under the bed that she didn’t sell when she SOLD EVERYTHING SHE OWNED. View attachment 2658173 q
It’s very sad that in January 2013 nobody wants to marry (or even date) Jack because of her MUSCLES.
Scummy Single Mummy Does Dating: Echo & Gazette Column, 15th Jan 2013
The trouble with being professionally single is, well, it leaves you professionally single. When the greatest achievement on your CV is a double page spread in the national press for spending £10 a...What she actually looked like in Jan 2013View attachment 2658177 qETA what she seems to think she looked like with her “little black dress”, “high heels and higher hemlines” and “muscles”
Him
View attachment 2658188 qBut also, somehow, them…?
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She's kind of right. Most people would be scared off by someone going on about their imaginary muscles.
kachoochoo
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apt but of course, jack's never turned down an engagement ring, would have had a pop at the sister for bringing the dom perignon and "crestfallen on the landing" suggests another floor to the crappy bungalow!
Valiofthedolls
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Oh noes! Just like guest missing the tenth anniversary of Hunger Hurts by one day (until she read here and was reminded), we’ve only gone and missed the 11th anniversary of Jack putting down her sewing for the night!
Note to selves: must do better in 2024, or as it’s known in £5 book token winner Jack parlance .
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Note to selves: must do better in 2024, or as it’s known in £5 book token winner Jack parlance .
2012: Tears, And Fears And Feeling Proud…
As the year draws to a close, and I’ve put my sewing down for the night, I find myself reflecting on 2012. 2012 is the year I refer to as my annus horribilis; after leaving a well paid job an...
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SouthendRealEstate
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We don’t do duvets! (Especially grubby ones like Guset’s)
houseofhoop
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My neighbour is someone from the royal family but I can’t say too much cos
and we do see them regularly and they are lovely.
Valiofthedolls
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The Inexplicable (Wannabe) Bride
What a load of old shite. But it contains the origin story of Then and Now. -What other cat? You must be confused I have only ever had one cat. Oh, THOSE cats, I meant NOW, obviously. Are you saying poor people can't have cats? Well, are you????Oh noes! Just like guest missing the tenth anniversary of Hunger Hurts by one day (until she read here and was reminded), we’ve only gone and missed the 11th anniversary of Jack putting down her sewing for the night!
Note to selves: must do better in 2024, or as it’s known in £5 book token winner Jack parlance .
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2012: Tears, And Fears And Feeling Proud…
As the year draws to a close, and I’ve put my sewing down for the night, I find myself reflecting on 2012. 2012 is the year I refer to as my annus horribilis; after leaving a well paid job an...
FlowerOfTheEast
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Yes but can you bench press them, tenderhoop?My neighbour is someone from the royal family but I can’t say too much cos
houseofhoop
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Def. It’s my mussels.
Please m’lud this was a deliberate spelling mistake as reference earlier in the thread.
SleevelessSlopSlinger
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Another utterly pointless lie.
Valiofthedolls
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Even if she was an avid masturbator like the lady acquaintance of
fan and defender (who’s also tit at apostrophes) in Guardian Comments?
Freezing her tit’s ( . ) off, to use a salacious phrase
“That you, no doubt, are aware of,”
“Stars, here, for me, are like the chickens;”
“That you, no doubt, are aware of,”
“Stars, here, for me, are like the chickens;”
rage naan
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I'm sorry but neither of these kitchens can possibly be hers. guest said so and she CANNOT LIE.Hang on…
if she had a kitchen to paint aubergine in October 2012
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And by DingoesAteMyBabyHair in early 2013
View attachment 2658072 q…it was aubergine
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How come by the time the Guardian came calling on the YOUNG SPIKY HAIRED LOUT in mid 2013
View attachment 2658087 q…it was this insipid blue colour?View attachment 2658088 q
(screenshot by @Brian Butterfield ) (contains bonus arrr sure and begorrah Oirish Jack)
Mr Krabs
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Oh noes! Just like guest missing the tenth anniversary of Hunger Hurts by one day (until she read here and was reminded), we’ve only gone and missed the 11th anniversary of Jack putting down her sewing for the night!
Note to selves: must do better in 2024, or as it’s known in £5 book token winner Jack parlance .
View attachment 2658201 qView attachment 2658202 q
2012: Tears, And Fears And Feeling Proud…
As the year draws to a close, and I’ve put my sewing down for the night, I find myself reflecting on 2012. 2012 is the year I refer to as my annus horribilis; after leaving a well paid job an...
It’s also the one year anniversary of RIP forreal Viv, when Jack was sad that she missed out on an occasion she was definitely invited to.
‘The only dresses’ oh stop it Jack. Don’t make me post them all.
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