Jack Monroe #559 Untitled Jack Monroe Memoir

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VeniVidiVicki said:
I mithered through insta and came across this. What the duck is it with her not pulling the cup bits up around her boobs? Double tits is tit.

Also she is so blatantly taking a big breath in to make her belly smaller and her rib cage bigger, it’s laughable. Massive dysphoria about her tits
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rage naan said:
The public eye she was "vomited into"

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I'm sorry for my overexcited mithering. It was just so 😮 to see all that stuff I'd never come across before. How did people not peg her as a fantasist and a grifter years ago??? Just look at this bullshit. Projecting her own snobbery like that

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And re the "sponsored" books. HEAVY BOX made me laugh
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No need to be sorry and I wasn’t having a dig at you at all @rage naan so I’m really sorry if it came across that way! Don’t stop mithering through it all! Her past output is mind blowing. It was just absolutely relentless. I really hope this silence is permanent and the vile fame -hungry fantasist grifter just disappears back to oblivion.

Shes contributed nothing substantive whatsoever in the past decade, and your mither through her back catalog just demonstrates how incessant it was and how great it is she’s now quiet. All this mithering over the past day or so, with receipts, also demonstrates what a fuckwit she is if she thinks she can dirty delete her way out of the shithole she’s dug herself into.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
No need to be sorry and I wasn’t having a dig at you at all @rage naan so I’m really sorry if it came across that way! Don’t stop mithering through it all! Her past output is mind blowing. It was just absolutely relentless. I really hope this silence is permanent and the vile fame -hungry fantasist grifter just disappears back to oblivion.

Shes contributed nothing substantive whatsoever in the past decade, and your mither through her back catalog just demonstrates how incessant it was and how great it is she’s now quiet. All this mithering over the past day or so, with receipts, also demonstrates what a fuckwit she is if she thinks she can dirty delete her way out of the shithole she’s dug herself into.
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No no, don't worry dear ❤️ I didn't think you were having a go at me at all - I was just aware I was posting a lot because I was so gobsmacked by it all. Sorry for giving the impression I thought that, it's all good ❤️

Like you say, it's just incredible - and the way back machine only has about six or seven snapshots for each of the years 2017, 18 & 19. There were like almost 30k of these tweets just before the Hopkins dirty deletes! I can't even imagine.
 
Happy Anniversary 🥂 to the most liked post of thread #449: Jackie Allslop

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Jack Monroe #449 Jackie Allslop

I just checked Amazon and the kindle version is definitely not there 👀 Similarly going to the PanMacmillan website and trying to pre-order the ebook on any platform (Apple, Google or Kobo) returns a "not found" https://www.panmacmillan.com/authors/jack-monroe/thrifty-kitchen/9781035008513 By...
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rage naan said:
oh now. guest's body is made of beer & bacon you know
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Is it ever made of anything that doesn’t start with B? The Big Boring Billy Bullshitter.
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The level of self-delusion about any and everything to do with herself is bleeping mind blowing. Enabled and given narc-fuel by a load of sycophantic twats for over a decade. Dire.
 
Foxvint said:
Her smile reminds me of Ricky Gervais. Same pointy vampire incisors.

That cost of conservatives crisis phrase has been around since the Cameron years. I'm sick of rich cunts like Jack pretending they're in the same boat as the rest of us. Least the Tories are honest about which class interests they represent. It's the old lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds things. Jack and the Marthas and Sebastians at the Guardian pretend to wring their hands over poverty while it pays for their bungamansions and Noahs school fees. The Owen Jones, Jacks and Laurie Pennys of the country do not want change. Appropriating our woes is a good living.
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Once again, you’ve hit the nail on the head.

these fuckers have earned a good living out of the Tories. Their whole shtick is ‘Tories out’. How will they make a living and have a platform when the Tories are eventually ejected and they realise everything’s still the same under a Labour government?
 
YerDa said:
Thread title nomination ❤

Some of this Wayback stuff is mind blowingly telling. She was getting away with everything and anything.
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I think people were far more naive five or six years ago, more susceptible to a sob story and chucking a few quid out online with few or no questions asked, especially if the recipient *appears* to be a hardworking campaigning single mum who has terrible luck and does so much good. The reason her grift is up is the same as all the other grifters and chaotic individuals like captain Tom's daughter, Sarah Jay, Depher, etc are coming unstuck: we have become far more cynical as a society and it's become ever easier to unpick lies due to the Internet and social media. Maybe COVID made it more acceptable to question established narratives, or maybe they all grifted too close to the sun and thought they could get away with it, because people like guest did it first.
 
MavisBeacon said:
I think people were far more naive five or six years ago, more susceptible to a sob story and chucking a few quid out online with few or no questions asked, especially if the recipient *appears* to be a hardworking campaigning single mum who has terrible luck and does so much good. The reason her grift is up is the same as all the other grifters and chaotic individuals like captain Tom's daughter, Sarah Jay, Depher, etc are coming unstuck: we have become far more cynical as a society and it's become ever easier to unpick lies due to the Internet and social media. Maybe COVID made it more acceptable to question established narratives, or maybe they all grifted too close to the sun and thought they could get away with it, because people like guest did it first.
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Great turn of phrase!
 
Foxvint said:
Well this is a complete lie. So long as she took reasonable steps with security she'd have been fully covered for money stolen from her bank. They refund silly old bats who happily engage with scammers and do exactly as told transferring to the scammers account so she'd have definitely been covered for a scenario where someone has cloned her number to get activation codes for access to changing passwords. The only reason a bank wouldn't refund is if the attempted fraudster is the customer themselves putting in a blag claim and pretending transactions XYZ aren't them when they come from a previously used device with no evidence of pin/password change.

I bet the theif went by an alias...maybe Cotswold Company? I guarantee here Jack has spunked all her money, flapped it an lied to beg it back from the stupid. Maybe she was pretending to a partner that's what happened when they went oi where's that 5k you were gonna contribute to such a thing? Her MO is if I'm angry enough, I'm in the right. No one would use banks if they didn't cover you for fraud, we'd all be back to money under the mattress. Lying twit. I guarantee if it really happened she'd have gone 'hey @ Barclays Lloyd's etc how are your security processes so lax someone can take my money?' something to that effect. Something specific. Put the pressure on as an account with a high visibility and reach. This tit terrifies companies. They'd have replied immediately with soothing stuff about a specialist being in touch by X o'clock. Don't want the bad PR.

'I will let you know how you can help 🥺'. Security tips? Message the banks socials requesting they take a look again at her case? No, send cashos you big silly! She's abhorrent.
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BIB re silly old bats - yes!! It is a running joke with my partner and friends how much my grandparents get scammed (both in their 70s). I am honestly not exaggerating when I say it happens ALL the time, to the point where it's hard to be sympathetic. I try to remember that the scamming works by targeting vulnerable folks exactly like my grandparents who will fall for it every time because of all sorts of socio-economic/just plain human fallibility reasons.

Anyway, if it happens to them this often (I am honestly talking like every 2/3 months here, if not more often) then as you say there will be tonnes more like them. I've only known them to struggle getting the money back once, and that was the latest incident (I'm aware of) where my grandad gave his PIN over the phone. They may have even got it back in the end, WFK. You can't consent to being a victim, no matter how much admin that creates for banks.

Also back in my boozing days, duck me the number of times I'd wake up the next day and there'd be all kinds of weird transactions from like Indonesia or somewhere, or for ten spenny fountain pens on ebay (why is it always for the weirdest things?!), from where I'd used a dodgy cashpoint the night before. LOL I remember one time, I must have lost my card (again, it happened so, so often - my bank even told me off at one point because my recklessness made it easier to scam me and of course they were right), and whoever found it went on a shopping spree around every burger joint in Croydon. Legit like £100 spent in one night on burgers, it was hard to be mad it was so impressive! Anyway, during that time, I was probably just as much of a nightmare as my grandparents were and I was always able to get the money back easy enough. There's also the fact that the transactions weren't always successful, because I was legitimately broke, GUEST 'I have a spare £5K sitting in my account' MONROE.

Final bit of anecdotal, not entirely relevant, evidence from me - BIB re bank's social media. Yes, again absolutely! I'm not sure if it's the same these days, but back when guest lorded over twitter, lots of big brands relied on the hellsite for customer service. Yeaaaaaars ago when I think I was around late teens/early twenties (so still a bit of a nobber), I distinctly remember @ my bank on twitter and calling them 'twatty, twatty wankers' because I'd just gone over my overdraft. I remember it because I was mortified when they replied asking if they could help. I felt so dumb - like when the teacher calls on the class twit to repeat whatever stupid thing they've just said so that everybody can hear. Can't say I've learnt how to manage my overdraft any better in the years since, but hopefully conduct myself far better in both online and offline public spaces!
 
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