Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

[Seaford Haggington]

A vape Jackvent calendar or maybe a lipstick one? Each window could be a picture of her in one of her make up “looks”

Spoiler: Door #1

 

[HotesTilaire]

Remember on question time where it was so outrageous that she said her son & his friends vape that it kind of skated over the fact she said she vapes? How much is that costing? I do not vape so I have no idea - I have a much better idea how much the ❄costs which I guess says something about me lol - but I don't suppose it fits into a soap boiler's budget, however cheap it is

There’s documentary evidence of the vaping - Sat on Big Wispa’s illegally fired cannon, vapes in the pockets of the ”shoe organiser’ full of shitein her kitchen. She’s always smoked/vaped on the (not so) dow low

 

[Valiofthedolls]

LJC what an insufferable wanker. And all the lies!

Me me me me me me me me.

And

FFS. She is Dire.

Im unfollowing you, get back in the kitchen, why are you interested in local politics?

Last night, I attended the final Full Council meeting in Southend before the elections being held on the 5th of May. I started writing this blog almost five years ago now, and it started as a local…

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ETA literally no one is telling you to “get back in the kitchen” you ridiculous slop-botherer

 

[Mr Krabs]

Spoiler: Door #1

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I don’t understand the look she’s going for here. Fagin?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Peeky mink Sunday (as I like to call it, because we were all still in our Pjs at, like, 1pm, watching it unfold) was great because apart from anything else it showed us how ~forensically~ Jack was following the tattle threads. Like, she was changing the sock bio within the hour of it being discovered (to something along the lines of 'probably not who you think I am') before deleting the account completely, as though that did anything other than confirm it was in fact her.

Ooh I remember there being "blue tick gone rogue" and "you should see my other account, it's a Porsche" in the bio. Wanker

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I can't get my head around why a seemingly capable woman in her 30s is expecting sympathy because she has to apply for jobs because her part time self employed gig doesn't pay enough to live on. The entitlement is off the scale.

Yet, none of them will hire her because she is literally feckless.

 

[TrolleyParton]

I don’t understand the look she’s going for here. Fagin?

It's telling that Jack caught sight of this in the mirror and her first thought was "Helena Bonham-Carter", rather than the "Zelda from Terrahawks" or "Grandma Death from Donnie Darko" that the rest of the world will see.

 

[MurielSnark]

LJC what an insufferable wanker. And all the lies!

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FFS. She is Dire.

Im unfollowing you, get back in the kitchen, why are you interested in local politics?

Last night, I attended the final Full Council meeting in Southend before the elections being held on the 5th of May. I started writing this blog almost five years ago now, and it started as a local…

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ETA literally no one is telling you to “get back in the kitchen” you ridiculous slop-botherer

Wait, so I remember her supposed heart attacks (and the subsequent interactions on Twitter with Trifle Defender) but when did she ever claim to have clots in her lungs FFS?

(I am PARTICULARLY sensitive to this as have had three nearly fatal blood clots in the last couple of years. It's extremely serious and involved ICU and lengthy hospital and drugs for life. She's never mentioned any of the blood thinner drugs in her pharmaceutical chat cos I would've picked up on that.)

 

[MavisBeacon]

I was listening to interviews with ballet dancers (as you do) and this strategy applied to their careers too. It's hard to move from the corps de ballet to a position as a soloist, for example, but if the dancers were ultra prepared and gained a reputation for being reliable then more opportunities followed. Dependable is the key word.

It's the same with any freelance/creative career. I went from being a freelance writer doing bits and bobs in my spare time to making six figures running a sustainable creative business in the same time that guest has managed to spend all her money and trash her reputation. I did it by just showing up, delivering consistently, building relationships, capitalizing on opportunities and constantly learning and improving, while also managing my mental and physical health issues. I don't say this to show off, and it wasn't easy, but just to show how it's possible to build a career from the kinds of things Guest does. It staggers me how badly she's fucked herself at every turn from the profile and opportunities she's had.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

She never had a heart attack, best guess from the available evidence is that a) she was lying, or b) or had some kind of coke triggered arrhythmia. Clots on the lungs is a new one to me though, I know she’s claimed lung damage due to cold/damp living conditions before but not clots. who bleeping knows?
ETA cross post with Muriel.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Wait, so I remember her supposed heart attacks (and the subsequent interactions on Twitter with Trifle Defender) but when did she ever claim to have clots in her lungs FFS?

(I am PARTICULARLY sensitive to this as have had three nearly fatal blood clots in the last couple of years. It's extremely serious and involved ICU and lengthy hospital and drugs for life. She's never mentioned any of the blood thinner drugs in her pharmaceutical chat cos I would've picked up on that.)



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That leaped out at me too- first time I’ve ever seen that blog post or heard about her “lung clots”. It was spring 2016 and her alleged “heart attacks” were Sept-Oct 2015 when she was trying to bait Leggy back so who knows when she was faking those for attention?

ETA “the doctors don’t know what’s actually happened/happening, so I’m just going to say I had heart attacks. PS here are my tits”.

Heart attacks, nut burgers, school places and politics.

Hi all. I know it's been a long time since I wrote on my blog. Some of my regular readers will have noticed I moved back to Southend in the summer, and have been adjusting to life outside of London...

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TD’s in the comments here, full of concern but of course Jack just snarks back.

 

[MurielSnark]

That leaped out at me too- first time I’ve ever seen that blog post or heard about her “lung clots”. It was spring 2016 and her alleged “heart attacks” were Sept-Oct 2015 when she was trying to bait Leggy back so who knows when she was faking those for attention?

She is FULL OF tit.

Amazingly, after everything we know about her, she still has the capacity to make me fume.

Blood clots are not something to flippantly throw out there. I only survived mine because I fortunately got expert ambulance care really quickly and a postcode lottery has me under a brilliant pulmonary team at a top teaching hospital. And I managed to avoid being in hospital during the pandemic when all the pulmonary people were focused on Covid -- it did mean I got no after-care though because clinics all closed and I've had further clots. So, I know my way around this experience and it's bloody awful.

A former colleague of mine just died about three weeks ago with an undiagnosed clot -- she collapsed and died at home within minutes, previously healthy with no symptoms. It happens far more regularly than anyone imagines.

Jeez.

 

[YerDa]

Wait, so I remember her supposed heart attacks (and the subsequent interactions on Twitter with Trifle Defender) but when did she ever claim to have clots in her lungs FFS?

(I am PARTICULARLY sensitive to this as have had three nearly fatal blood clots in the last couple of years. It's extremely serious and involved ICU and lengthy hospital and drugs for life. She's never mentioned any of the blood thinner drugs in her pharmaceutical chat cos I would've picked up on that.)

I too am a member of TeamThinners, lovely Queen of Snark, she’s definitely never mentioned them (and btw very pleased to see you back and on the mend , your posts are always trenchantly witty).

 

[MurielSnark]

I too am a member of TeamThinners, lovely Queen of Snark, she’s definitely never mentioned them (and btw very pleased to see you back and on the mend ❤, your posts are always trenchantly witty).

Ahhhh, shall we form a club @YerDa ? Like a "comments club" but for people with sticky blood? We can block Jack and any other clot wannabes.

It makes me mad that she makes me mad like this.

(Hope you're okay and managing with your drugs? I'm still resentful that I have to take them daily but then I remember that I might be pushing up daisies otherwise.)

 

[PunkyMonkey]

Allow me to interpret - post holiday blues attention seeking Jack got assessed for DVT at some point, because if someone is having chest pain we will ask if they've flown recently and check for symmetry.

The end.

 

[waffle maker]

It’s a few posts back now, but I’d like to remind everyone that the Brexit tin thief, Louisa J Compton, made Jack get rid of a lot of her stockpile of canned goods.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Peeky mink Sunday (as I like to call it, because we were all still in our Pjs at, like, 1pm, watching it unfold) was great because apart from anything else it showed us how ~forensically~ Jack was following the tattle threads. Like, she was changing the sock bio within the hour of it being discovered (to something along the lines of 'probably not who you think I am') before deleting the account completely, as though that did anything other than confirm it was in fact her.

Good times. Crazy days.

Didn't her bio say something like "My other account's a Ferrari" or some such guff.

I'm sure someone must have screenshot the Peeky Mink bio at the time.

ETA

Found lovely @Veronicaaa's original post. I was close but no cigar - "You should see my other accounts, it's a Porsche".

Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

Traumatised foster children aren’t difficult, using that word suggests they have a choice in their behaviour? They’re suffering and need help. In the same way a baby can’t be good or bad, they aren’t either they just need help to regulate their moods. This sort of moral judgment on children...

tattle.life

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Good times. Crazy days.

Didn't her bio say something like "My other account's a Ferrari" or some such guff.

I'm sure someone must have screenshot the Peeky Mink bio at the time.

Paging @Marmalade Atkins x

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Hmmm - I wonder if tweetlessness is number 6 but bc of impending court action rather than stalker.

 

[MurielSnark]

Allow me to interpret - post holiday blues attention seeking Jack got assessed for DVT at some point, because if someone is having chest pain we will ask if they've flown recently and check for symmetry.

The end.

I'm sure you're correct @PunkyMonkey. She's used language implying she definitely had or has clots in her lungs but she's lying for clicks and attention, isn't she? When actually she was being properly assessed after coming into A&E and things were mentioned in the course of ruling them out.

I wouldn't wish an embolism on my worst enemy and I certainly don't wish it for Jack either. But she needs to STFU permanently.