Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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No wonder she can get away with a £20 a week shop. She’s got more food stashed away than those survivalist nutcases in the States who are readying in their bunkers, waiting for the Apocalypse.
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HotesTilaire said:
I can’t remember if it was @Veronicaaa who spotted it, but in lockdown 1, after DKL but before SHE LEFT the twitter account of one “peekymink“ was interacting with LJC and others, merrily tweeting about their Ocado delivery…whilst Jack was gnashing and wailing about her poverty. After writing about it here, it mysteriously stopped tweeting…
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Detective Extraordinaire @Veronicaaa discovering Peeky Mink

Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

Traumatised foster children aren’t difficult, using that word suggests they have a choice in their behaviour? They’re suffering and need help. In the same way a baby can’t be good or bad, they aren’t either they just need help to regulate their moods. This sort of moral judgment on children...
tattle.life
DEFINITELY not Jack tho. Sounds nothing like her at all
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RandomFishOils said:
No wonder she can get away with a £20 a week shop. She’s got more food stashed away than those survivalist nutcases in the States who are readying in their bunkers, waiting for the Apocalypse.
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bleeping crackers that this person is claiming poverty. I am one woman and two cats living on a good salary and even I can't manage cupboards that stocked.

Perhaps she found all that food in a puddle or a skip.
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Valiofthedolls said:
Detective Extraordinaire @Veronicaaa discovering Peeky Mink

Jack Monroe #74 The 19th most important gay in 2014

Traumatised foster children aren’t difficult, using that word suggests they have a choice in their behaviour? They’re suffering and need help. In the same way a baby can’t be good or bad, they aren’t either they just need help to regulate their moods. This sort of moral judgment on children...
tattle.life
DEFINITELY not Jack tho. Sounds nothing like her at all
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I assume "peripatetic" is already on the list of words she doesn't understand.
 
Peeky mink Sunday (as I like to call it, because we were all still in our Pjs at, like, 1pm, watching it unfold) was great because apart from anything else it showed us how ~forensically~ Jack was following the tattle threads. Like, she was changing the sock bio within the hour of it being discovered (to something along the lines of 'probably not who you think I am') before deleting the account completely, as though that did anything other than confirm it was in fact her.
 
houseofhoop said:
What fuckery is this??
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It's #chickenmetaphysics, dear wispa. Very profound. Very sane. Not at all mental.

CrushedIcePlease said:
Stars are like chickens.. such profound words it really does bring a tear to the eye.
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I wandered lonely as a chicken
that yomps o'er vales and hills.
Continuous as the stars that shine
and twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of Thorpe Bay.

Anyway, I have a question. Why are the chickens 'suddenly all around' her? Unless you live on a farm, why would you be faced with innumerable chickens? Is this the inexplicable poultry that lays the inexplicable eggs?
 
MediumLoad said:
On the plus side, she wouldn't have to deal with roundabouts.
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I'm surprised she'd consider this career path seeing as she got stuck underneath a train and only escaped due to the heft of her Mediterranean arse. (I'm not making this up - entirely her own anecdote.)

Valiofthedolls said:
As Jack might say, if chickens were stars and stars chickens, we’d all have headbands made out of our own hair.
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You could thatch your own sun with the wool from the chickens. It's in Jack's next book - Hallucinations for Hurts. The book will help sad, poor people by giving them useful, imaginary tips to save money.

1) Not enough sun for your solar panels? Weave your own sun using wool from the surprise chickens.
2) Not enough hair to lure the chickens? Shoplift some tinsel and build nests!
3) No space for a giant immovable bookcase? Dress like Cleopatra. The Library of Alexandria is a state of mind.

Personally, I think there's a big market for this kind of book.
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Veronicaaa said:
Peeky mink Sunday (as I like to call it, because we were all still in our Pjs at, like, 1pm, watching it unfold) was great because apart from anything else it showed us how ~forensically~ Jack was following the tattle threads. Like, she was changing the sock bio within the hour of it being discovered (to something along the lines of 'probably not who you think I am') before deleting the account completely, as though that did anything other than confirm it was in fact her.
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Petition to change the name from Peeky Mink to Manky Ponk.
 
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Remember on question time where it was so outrageous that she said her son & his friends vape that it kind of skated over the fact she said she vapes? How much is that costing? I do not vape so I have no idea - I have a much better idea how much the ❄costs which I guess says something about me lol - but I don't suppose it fits into a soap boiler's budget, however cheap it is
 
rage naan said:
Remember on question time where it was so outrageous that she said her son & his friends vape that it kind of skated over the fact she said she vapes? How much is that costing? I do not vape so I have no idea - I have a much better idea how much the ❄costs which I guess says something about me lol - but I don't suppose it fits into a soap boiler's budget, however cheap it is
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Vaping is a perfect occupation for someone who likes to compulsively buy all the various flavours and bits of kit. Bet she has a whole room at the bungapalace or its various outbuildings that looks like a vape shop.
 
StatusWoe said:
You could thatch your own sun with the wool from the chickens. It's in Jack's next book - Hallucinations for Hurts. The book will help sad, poor people by giving them useful, imaginary tips to save money.

1) Not enough sun for your solar panels? Weave your own sun using wool from the surprise chickens.
2) Not enough hair to lure the chickens? Shoplift some tinsel and build nests!
3) No space for a giant immovable bookcase? Dress like Cleopatra. The Library of Alexandria is a state of mind.

Personally, I think there's a big market for this kind of book.
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BiB I am ded of excess owl champagne 💀
 
rage naan said:
Remember on question time where it was so outrageous that she said her son & his friends vape that it kind of skated over the fact she said she vapes? How much is that costing? I do not vape so I have no idea - I have a much better idea how much the ❄costs which I guess says something about me lol - but I don't suppose it fits into a soap boiler's budget, however cheap it is
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I vape and it really is considerably cheaper and slightly healthier than buying and smoking a packet of cigs.
 
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