Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

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Boogs said:
She saw all the money in the room and it was like muscle memory.
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Like a money sucking, vortex of swirling doom.
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TurnedUpInTipp said:
I hate to be the one but that coinage is now probably back in circulation.
Right now one of you could have a flap-touch copper in your pocket.
I'm sitting here thanking Jesus for the euro!
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My favourite way to pay? PayPal, pal.

Her trouble has always been thinking up a sick burn after the event, delivering it publicly to one section of the audience/detractor, and not thinking about how that looks in general. Taunting ”us/Molly/hate squigs” by lying in a bath of pennies fails to be a hilarious pisstake if you then admit wasting anti-poverty donations on multiple sideboards. Plus it fails to “own” us as she looks a fkin show, bloated, aged, stupid, weird hair, nobody gets the Leibovitz reference, why is it being referenced anyway (what’s Whoopie‘s life and times got to do with Mackie blackfish/white as mayo Jonroe? why are the coins the same colour as her hair?)
Her thinking it was a triumph was a great reminder as to how thick she is.
 
Lazarus said:
I done a screen recording but sadly it’s too big to share.
On BBC Food, Jack has 46 published recipes. 24 of them are different flavoured flapjacks.
There’s:
• Yummy golden syrup flapjacks
• raspberry honey flapjacks
• easy honey flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• feel good flapjacks
• vegan flapjacks
• sticky plum flapjacks
• cheese and chive flapjacks
• chocolate orange flapjacks
• macadamia and blueberry flapjacks
• apricot, honey and pistachio flapjacks
• lemon drizzle flapjacks
• cranberry, pumpkin seed and caramel flapjacks
• healthier flapjacks
• cinnamon flapjacks
• coffee and walnut flapjacks
• healthy flapjacks (haven’t checked the difference between these and the healthier flapjacks)
• chocolate and caramel flapjacks
• chocolate orange and walnut flapjacks
• ginger flapjacks
• cherry and coconut flapjacks
• Rudolph’s carrot flapjacks
• fruity gluten free flapjacks
• chocolate flapjacks
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She's feckin' OBSESSED with flaps. And with herself. Ergo, flapjacks everywhere.
 
MurielSnark said:
Hooboy, just done a massive catch-up after being in hospital and offline for nearly two weeks. Nearly coughed up both lungs, which is not good for my recovery.

Flapjacks and copper pennies for all, thank you for making me feel slightly human again. xx
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Oof Murie S, hope you're on the mend.
I am never handling coppers again, just to be on the safe side
 
Just called in too see if she had dropped this years christmas present. Last year we got literal reindeer tit and acompetition in which one person entered, probably sb in disguise. I see she is disspaointing everyone again. I demand some awful food combination and i WANT it now. Eel and curried strawberry soup or a rraindeer vomit with extra chunks.come in pet! We are waiting!!!
 
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