Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

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Boo. Another suitcase in another hall. View attachment 2521426 qLolz to “deactivated for a bit”. Yeah, all of six hours you attention seeking bellend.

The best bit was her turning into a hiking, country music and festival loving Gym Rat influencer (University of Essex) a mere 9 days later to look for SPITE cock on Tinder.
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Rather than 'Absolute Ronseal human' being it should be 'Absolute-ly desperate for cock'.

Also, not the first narc I've seen who says 'what you see is see is you get.' Which of course is never the case.
 
Rather than 'Absolute Ronseal human' being it should be 'Absolute-ly desperate for cock'.

Also, not the first narc I've seen who says 'what you see is see is you get.' Which of course is never the case.
What you see will be me lovebombing you for a few weeks then I will slowly start showing you the absolute bleep I am , lovebomb, bleep , lovebomb, bleep until you are trauma bonded.

I think Louise was very bonded to guest and I am so glad she broke free, maybe COVID was good for some things as I also broke free at that time and quite a few people I know say COVID lockdown made them realise who exactly they were sharing their life with.
 
A new comment from the Echo. This would appear to be a Jack fan...but the final sentence is absolute gold.

"I've just been on the Curry's website,trying to find this recipe and can only find a couple on there, what doesn't give me any conserns ,as to what these social media divs are on about. There's a mushroom &sausage risotto recipe what has 700mls of water ,what is eventually added in at the end of the recipe. I don't know what these social media numpties are complaining about . Obviously these air fryers come in different sizes . People haven't got common sense and the ability to reason ,because they've all become social media sheep , blinkerdly focusing and following each others rear ends and lost the ability to have not so common sence and can't think for themselves and have simple responsibility to read instructions what are supplied with their manuals, let alone read a recipe correctly. The recipes on the Curry's website state that Jack is using a NINJA Foodi MAX Dual Zone AF400UK Air Fryer . She's cooked the food and showed step by step of how to do it and cooks it in a specified model ,which is stated on the website in normal size print, before the recipe . She hasn't done anything wrong . It's a Curry's website and they should exaggerate and boldly highlight the air fryer model / capacity what used,for the recipes. This is new technology for people to put their heads around. And it is nice to have recipes ideas, for people to get confident in cooking and know what to do with them. I'm a fairly good cook ,but I wouldn't know where to start with one of these things,that's why I haven't got one yet"

And a response!!!!!!!!!

George Michael MBE

"Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl."

Thread Title Nomination:

Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl - George Michael MBE

:D
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A new comment from the Echo. This would appear to be a Jack fan...but the final sentence is absolute gold.

"I've just been on the Curry's website,trying to find this recipe and can only find a couple on there, what doesn't give me any conserns ,as to what these social media divs are on about. There's a mushroom &sausage risotto recipe what has 700mls of water ,what is eventually added in at the end of the recipe. I don't know what these social media numpties are complaining about . Obviously these air fryers come in different sizes . People haven't got common sense and the ability to reason ,because they've all become social media sheep , blinkerdly focusing and following each others rear ends and lost the ability to have not so common sence and can't think for themselves and have simple responsibility to read instructions what are supplied with their manuals, let alone read a recipe correctly. The recipes on the Curry's website state that Jack is using a NINJA Foodi MAX Dual Zone AF400UK Air Fryer . She's cooked the food and showed step by step of how to do it and cooks it in a specified model ,which is stated on the website in normal size print, before the recipe . She hasn't done anything wrong . It's a Curry's website and they should exaggerate and boldly highlight the air fryer model / capacity what used,for the recipes. This is new technology for people to put their heads around. And it is nice to have recipes ideas, for people to get confident in cooking and know what to do with them. I'm a fairly good cook ,but I wouldn't know where to start with one of these things,that's why I haven't got one yet"

And a response!!!!!!!!!

George Michael MBE

"Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl."

Thread Title Nomination:

Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl - George Michael MBE

:D
It gets better.

Jack Fan's username is "Reading 1 Article Only" which is reminiscent of the way guest tests her recipes: 1 and done. I am howling:LOL:
 
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Dear summer white knight squig (or Dave). You’ve completely missed the point.

whatever piece of kit she’s supposedly using, she’s said add water and air fry which is a big old no-no.

Yours, Fliv, owner and user of a Ninji Foodi. (I DO know where to start with it and it’s not air frying with water)
 
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