How the hell do you pronounce it? It drives me mad as my head won’t accept it as a wordShe almost singlehandedly brought down Veganuary on the back of that. Never underestimate her powers of influence.
I believe it's a line from Downton AbbeyA wonderful description!
Did she blend her make up with a spatula. She still looks awful. Truly. You woukd think with the amount of time she had off youd think she would look well rested and good.
All we need now is for Jack to wander into the chat to provide context and behind-the-scenes goss.I think, aside from 31 (was that the one?), this has been THE GREATEST guest thread in ages.
Rather than 'Absolute Ronseal human' being it should be 'Absolute-ly desperate for cock'.Boo. Another suitcase in another hall. View attachment 2521426 qLolz to “deactivated for a bit”. Yeah, all of six hours you attention seeking bellend.
The best bit was her turning into a hiking, country music and festival loving Gym Rat influencer (University of Essex) a mere 9 days later to look for SPITE cock on Tinder.
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VeeHow the hell do you pronounce it? It drives me mad as my head won’t accept it as a word
Wait, wait, what about the book critic cook bloke who actually tried one of her recipes? Andy Lynes or sth. He has to be nominated too.
Ugh that’s awful. Sometimes the blending of two words is very annoying/VeeJGanuary
January, start it with a hard G and put a Vee in front of it.
What you see will be me lovebombing you for a few weeks then I will slowly start showing you the absolute bleep I am , lovebomb, bleep , lovebomb, bleep until you are trauma bonded.Rather than 'Absolute Ronseal human' being it should be 'Absolute-ly desperate for cock'.
Also, not the first narc I've seen who says 'what you see is see is you get.' Which of course is never the case.
Do we have a headline referring to her as Our Jack???
You expect me to roll my pastry without the added excitement of piercing my retina with flying glass.Lads! Very excited to report I have just found this rolling pin for £1.50 at Asda.
Thankful I can stop buying a £9 bottle of wine every time I want to roll out a bit of pastry. #Blessed
This thread has had the largest number of primo thread title possibilities I've encountered in my time as a Frau, BIB included.You expect me to roll my pastry without the added excitement of piercing my retina with flying glass.
What is this, baking for basic witches?
It gets better.A new comment from the Echo. This would appear to be a Jack fan...but the final sentence is absolute gold.
"I've just been on the Curry's website,trying to find this recipe and can only find a couple on there, what doesn't give me any conserns ,as to what these social media divs are on about. There's a mushroom &sausage risotto recipe what has 700mls of water ,what is eventually added in at the end of the recipe. I don't know what these social media numpties are complaining about . Obviously these air fryers come in different sizes . People haven't got common sense and the ability to reason ,because they've all become social media sheep , blinkerdly focusing and following each others rear ends and lost the ability to have not so common sence and can't think for themselves and have simple responsibility to read instructions what are supplied with their manuals, let alone read a recipe correctly. The recipes on the Curry's website state that Jack is using a NINJA Foodi MAX Dual Zone AF400UK Air Fryer . She's cooked the food and showed step by step of how to do it and cooks it in a specified model ,which is stated on the website in normal size print, before the recipe . She hasn't done anything wrong . It's a Curry's website and they should exaggerate and boldly highlight the air fryer model / capacity what used,for the recipes. This is new technology for people to put their heads around. And it is nice to have recipes ideas, for people to get confident in cooking and know what to do with them. I'm a fairly good cook ,but I wouldn't know where to start with one of these things,that's why I haven't got one yet"
And a response!!!!!!!!!
George Michael MBE
"Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl."
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Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl - George Michael MBE
And 'numpties'I was just about to say I could see Big Dave using the word 'divs'