Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

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Valiofthedolls said:
It’s truly incredible that the Marxist Leninist PEOPLE ARE COMPLICATED Landlord and the Prince Harry lust were bookends of the same bleeping week. In between we had laryngitis (confirmed), snuffly train babies, Google Exec summit speed dating, that’s not my Fanny (it’s my chubby lil thighs), safety pinned dresses, an alleged “Gordon Brown interview”, GMB appearances and BOULEVAAAAARD.

Those threads from that week are a bleeping rollercoaster. it’s not surprising that we were hurtling through a thread a day or that we were all EXHAUSTED.
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This was her last big hurrah of chaoi before someone reined her in on twitter. The cherry on the cake of tit after a decade making a twit of herself. The pushback was getting to be constant and the tide had turned. And whichever Google exec she thought could be reeled in with Booouuulleevaaaard clearly had a better offer than a grasping z list fanny flashing bean botherer.
 
RandomFishOils said:
I knew that pic of her in the Currys play kitchen tossing chicken was photoshopped.

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This is what she looks like in real life tossing chicken. All over her own play kitchen this time though.

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How dare you. Jack is a serious kitchen professional.

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PummelMyPumble said:
Are there any celebs at all still on guest’s side?
I would love to know.
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we need Irvine Welsh (*), Jo Cox and Fifty Shades of Grade woman to provide updates.

(*) I had a momentary brain freeze and initially typed him as Irving Washington. It's been a long week. I can't account for Washington Irving (writer of Rip Van Winkle and Legend of Sleepy Hollow)'s opinion on Jack. I would hope he doesn't have one, having been dead for the best part of two centuries.
 
Had some time away from Tattle as life got in the way and have two and a bit threats to grunk. I’m going backwards so haven’t done the previous but I just wanted to say I’m sat at my desk crying with laughter at this one. I honestly thought there would be more due diligence on her ‘recipes’ after the grifty kitchen debacle. Honestly she is the grift that keeps on giving and I’m here for it.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
I legit cannot understand what in the Medieval Monastery she was thinking with this ridiculous The Name of the Rose lewk.
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Also I know that in principle I should be above critiquing someone's appearance but how old is Jack? It's like Roald Dahl's the Twits. Her grifting and lies have started to show on her face and added at least 10 years. She's younger than me but she does not look it.
 
Afternoon ninnies - going on a grunk and see there’s a fair few pages to catch up on so I’m hoping there’s a chaos!!

I’ve been cheating on the thread with the Captain Tom / Hannah Ingram-Moore thread. duck me, what a chancer she is!! bleeping insane. Anyway…fingers crossed for some Jack insanity and hope you’re all well dear Canal 🧡
 
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