Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

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Lazarus said:
and i'd put a bet on that her son or pets still don't get any more attention or love from her than they did when she was working on twitter 65 hours a day.
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i'll be honest, i just don't get the adoration of TD on here. Jack's flying monkeys have all been made redundant, so it isn't like TD is trying to avoid a pile-on. She's speaking to a very small group of people on here and nobody else with this no context tweet, and whilst Nigella et al might follow her, it is meaningless without coming out and saying who she's referring to.
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Totally agree - and the flying monkeys was never an excuse for TD IMO because it was obvious she meant Jack to anyone who knew the reference. “But I never said her nameeeee” is a ridiculous, playground level defence. If Jack had wanted to highlight her to the monkeys at any point she could have. The first few tweets maybe I can forgive but there’s a time when you have to tit or get off the pot and that time was several years ago for Nicola Miller.
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DisgruntledGoat said:
This comment has remarkably similar syntax and tone to some of Jack’s babydaddy’s posts. IYKYK. Nailed on him or someone related to him.
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SweetTransvestite said:
That was my thought too. It just 'reads' that way. Why so defensive though, she's surely not rolling his sausage IYKWIM again?
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It’s as unpopular an opinion on here as my frustration with TD has often been but I fully believe SB’s dad has gone along with and enabled her the entire way, as have her parents, at the expense of their son/grandson and their own reputations. There’s no “poor them dealing with a narc” IMO, it’s enabling her and encouraging her to do everything she does and I wouldn’t be surprised tbh if a large part of SB’s dad’s motivation has been benefiting from stuff obtained via the grift.
 
A brief perusal of the top trending articles on the Southend Echo website (Jack's article currently in the top 10, hahaha), reveals some of the issues that the Pitsea massive are interested in, including:
  1. Fraud -- "Chelmsford financial controller who stole from employer is jailed"
  2. Spicy vegetarian & vegan food offerings -- "Southend seafront new Namaste Village restaurant to open"
  3. Local job opportunities opening up** -- "Unlisted DHL warehouse opens behind St Hilary's Retail park"
** -- hint, hint Jack
 
Hollaaa said:
31 comments :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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And not a single one giving Jack a positive character reference. You'd think, on a local site, with a local "celeb" being dissed, there'd be some people testifying that they're a lovely person or summat. Not a whisper.

Even poor "1 Article only" is trying to pin the blame on Currys or the air fryer people in a confused sort of way but isn't akshually saying anything complimentary about Jack.

Surely Big D, MBE cannot let this lie. He's a billy big bollocks and this is his stomping ground. Wish I could be a fly on the wall at Sunday lunch this weekend. 👀
 
RandomFishOils said:
Aah, but if they were aware of the Linda McCartney campaign, that would mean that MSL actually did some research on her. And as we know, they haven’t even done the modicum of looking into her background, or they wouldn’t have booked her in the first place. If the target for the campaign was audiences interested in 1. Home cooking and 2. Saving money, on paper she looks the perfect fit, and she has access to over 700k of them. That’s better than you would get with a national radio campaign, for less spend. The slightest bit of curiosity, however, would have revealed that she is actually marketing poison.
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Yes but Agent Adrian wouldn’t be packaging her as signing up to do x, y and z. Else he’d never get his 15%.
 
Can’t edit so posting again like a Ninny but a big part of my frustration with TD is that she clearly had her measure long ago. If she’d wanted to keep quiet about it, then valid choice I can respect, but the nod nod wink wink if you know you know posts for head pats and attention are truly just so childish and almost like staking a place so if there had been an expose she could have been “look I knew all along!”. If TD had had the balls to call her out by name directly earlier, there’s a fair chance numerous things that happened that really enabled the grift might not have done, chief amongst them Nigella promoting the patreon.

TLDR: The call outs really did duck all except get her attention from Tattle and a few people on the hellsite, but they could have if they hadn’t been childish and cliquey if you know you know ones.
 
Chickpeas said:
I nearly explained further why Bluey is so much better than Jack and then realised I might look insane 🤣
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I watched Bluey for the first time with my friend's four year old the other day (as a childless 38 year old) and it was so lovely it made me cry!

I think it probably gives kids an unrealistic benchmark for the emotional availability of the adults in their lives mind :LOL:.
 
rise to Celebrity Rich Chef Arm Candy status to now be in charge.

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MurielSnark said:
A brief perusal of the top trending articles on the Southend Echo website (Jack's article currently in the top 10, hahaha), reveals some of the issues that the Pitsea massive are interested in, including:
  1. Fraud -- "Chelmsford financial controller who stole from employer is jailed"
  2. Spicy vegetarian & vegan food offerings -- "Southend seafront new Namaste Village restaurant to open"
  3. Local job opportunities opening up** -- "Unlisted DHL warehouse opens behind St Hilary's Retail park"
** -- hint, hint Jack
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And just for records sake, here’s the article in the actual paper today.
 

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Mrs Peel said:
A new comment from the Echo. This would appear to be a Jack fan...but the final sentence is absolute gold.

"I've just been on the Curry's website,trying to find this recipe and can only find a couple on there, what doesn't give me any conserns ,as to what these social media divs are on about. There's a mushroom &sausage risotto recipe what has 700mls of water ,what is eventually added in at the end of the recipe. I don't know what these social media numpties are complaining about . Obviously these air fryers come in different sizes . People haven't got common sense and the ability to reason ,because they've all become social media sheep , blinkerdly focusing and following each others rear ends and lost the ability to have not so common sence and can't think for themselves and have simple responsibility to read instructions what are supplied with their manuals, let alone read a recipe correctly. The recipes on the Curry's website state that Jack is using a NINJA Foodi MAX Dual Zone AF400UK Air Fryer . She's cooked the food and showed step by step of how to do it and cooks it in a specified model ,which is stated on the website in normal size print, before the recipe . She hasn't done anything wrong . It's a Curry's website and they should exaggerate and boldly highlight the air fryer model / capacity what used,for the recipes. This is new technology for people to put their heads around. And it is nice to have recipes ideas, for people to get confident in cooking and know what to do with them. I'm a fairly good cook ,but I wouldn't know where to start with one of these things,that's why I haven't got one yet"

And a response!!!!!!!!!

George Michael MBE

"Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl."

Thread Title Nomination:

Ease up, Dave. Just come and get yo girl - George Michael MBE

:D
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It gets better.

Jack Fan's username is "Reading 1 Article Only" which is reminiscent of the way guest tests her recipes: 1 and done. I am howling:LOL:
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I think that's someone trolling. The spelling mistakes and grammar give it away, especially as they cant bring themself to abuse apostrophe's.
 
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