Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

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😂 “A generic image of an air fryer being bought and (insert) Jack Monroe” for thread title nomination. Classic.
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Foxvint said:
My favourite chaos was when she went to Dordrecht thinking she'd secured the bag but got dumped.
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Boo. Another suitcase in another hall.
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Lolz to “deactivated for a bit”. Yeah, all of six hours you attention seeking bellend.

The best bit was her turning into a hiking, country music and festival loving Gym Rat influencer (University of Essex) a mere 9 days later to look for SPITE cock on Tinder.
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Valiofthedolls said:
Boo. Another suitcase in another hall. View attachment 2521426 qLolz to “deactivated for a bit”. Yeah, all of six hours you attention seeking bellend.

The best bit was her turning into a hiking, country music and festival loving Gym Rat influencer (University of Essex) a mere 9 days later to look for SPITE cock on Tinder.
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This always gets me. It is supposed to show which university you attended. She was only there one day to collect an honorary certificate.
 
I think my truly jaw-dropping chaos was her lusting after Prince Harry at the funeral then backpedaling furiously. If you genuinely believed she was a lesbian, republican, lefty, selfless and empathetic person with principles and a real knack for expressing herself eloquently, boy did you have your eyes opened Clockwork-Orange-style that day.
 
YerDa said:
I think my truly jaw-dropping chaos was her lusting after Prince Harry at the funeral then backpedaling furiously. If you genuinely believed she was a lesbian, republican, lefty, selfless and empathetic person with principles and a real knack for expressing herself eloquently, boy did you have your eyes opened Clockwork-Orange-style that day.
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It’s truly incredible that the Marxist Leninist PEOPLE ARE COMPLICATED Landlord and the Prince Harry lust were bookends of the same bleeping week. In between we had laryngitis (confirmed), snuffly train babies, Google Exec summit speed dating, that’s not my Fanny (it’s my chubby lil thighs), safety pinned dresses, an alleged “Gordon Brown interview”, GMB appearances and BOULEVAAAAARD.

Those threads from that week are a bleeping rollercoaster. it’s not surprising that we were hurtling through a thread a day or that we were all EXHAUSTED.
 
If any of you are familiar with that other Southend Twitter twit Simon Harris, a popular view in the comments of Southend Echo (he features regularly) is that a giant catapult or trebuchet be constructed at the end of Southend Pier and he be launched into the sea in a comedy fashion.
Maybe there could be a double launching with guest.
All harmless good fun obviously. Maybe they could do it for charity.
And big Dave would no doubt approve of the slightly military around the edges aspect.
 
Jelly Bean said:
If any of you are familiar with that other Southend Twitter twit Simon Harris, a popular view in the comments of Southend Echo (he features regularly) is that a giant catapult or trebuchet be constructed at the end of Southend Pier and he be launched into the sea in a comedy fashion.
Maybe there could be a double launching with guest.
All harmless good fun obviously. Maybe they could do it for charity.
And big Dave would no doubt approve of the slightly military around the edges aspect.
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I'd travel up from the Big Smoke to see that

 
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