Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

[TbilisiPeach]

Here's some Jacks in Currys stunt kitchen with the photoshopped air fryer.

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Sorry it's a bit rubbish. It was a squash and a squeeze to get them in!

Beautiful, as always. We need 'something simmering Jack' on the counter next to the slow cooker one, please.

 

[NellieBoo]

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FFS

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

That's Schoolgirl Jack x


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You really do have a secret stash of Jacks. It gives me immense joy when you bring out a new one.

 

[NellieBoo]

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Honestly, this and dear @Sideboard Bob the only cake with a USB port has left me . Send the limo @FunnyFuneral .

 

[Hollaaa]

Spoiler: Photographic analysis

Is this a Henry of chilli?

Because my drone photo makes that 19 flakes and 7 seeds (one weird frankenseed notwithstanding).

#forensic

 

[freya]

Don't let her upset you. She's a liar and a thief.

This is one of the things that pisses me off with Jack and the many instahuns. They make people i.e women, question themselves and feel bad. They are all the same - absolute bunch of wasters the of them. And if Jack thinks she's a cut above then she is very wrong.

Thanks Nells.

I’m definitely slightly drunk. Who said snog marry avoid? I can’t choose anyone, I hate all guests. OH is home as they’re an actual chef. In the meantime I’ve been rinsing the old hoops and hating autocarrot.

 

[NellieBoo]

Spoiler: Photographic analysis

Is this a Henry of chilli? View attachment 2510778 qBecause my drone photo makes that 19 flakes and 7 seeds (one weird frankenseed notwithstanding).
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#forensic

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm reading "Something's simmering Jack" to the tune of "Stop your tickling Jock"*

*One for the Scottish music hall song fans.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Someone on Twitter described it as “homeopathic chilli” and I’m dead

 

[HotesTilaire]

I can't quite get my head around the fact that she has had the brass neck to charge Currys for a few recycled slop recipes.

She literally has no shame, no work ethic, and no morals.

Conversely I’m a bit jealous. I’d happily accept a few grand every month to be a secret social media promotions assistant like Jack. Just think, one photoshoot and bam - nobody ever sees it, job done.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Re Jack's North Korean barnet:

"Kim Jong Hnnnnggggg"

 

[Captainmouse]

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Is that a wax work?

 

[HotesTilaire]

#forensic

I’ve got those spoooons #spoontwins

 

[Sideboard Bob]

It’s not the best hairstyle she’s ever had, but it’s definitely the worst.

 

[NellieBoo]

I’ve got those spoooons #spoontwins

Were they once on a chain so you didn't lose them in your drawer of other spooooons? #spoontwins

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

It’s not the best hairstyle she’s ever had, but it’s definitely the worst.

The toni and guy mullet is the worst. I will never not be convinced someone gave the stylist £100 to do it and the junior in charge of sm another £100 to post on Instagram
#mullet_truther

 

[Bugger13]

What does ‘sealed’ steak mean? Does she mean seared?

And also, how can you make a courgette chocolate cake when the chocolate is optional? Cocoa powder with courgette is going to be rank.
Mr Bronson may have shared a haircut with this dipshit but I’m confident he would agree that guest is a Putain de crétin

 

[HotesTilaire]

Were they once on a chain so you didn't lose them in your drawer of other spooooons? #spoontwins

A little plastic orange triangle they clipped on. Other spooooons are blue, red orange and green. You can’t be in our spoon club, Jack! Spoontwins#

 

[Landslide]

Mavens. I’m an ACTIVE MEMBER

stick that in yer pipe and smoke it guest

ps TYFATGTYD

 

[NellieBoo]

A little plastic orange triangle they clipped on. Other spooooons are blue, red orange and green. You can’t be in our spoon club, Jack! Spoontwins#

Mine are all that colour . No Jack. You can't be in our spoon club you awful charlatan, thief and liar. Get yer own for proper measurements.