Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

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Mrs Peel said:
Yes! It was the night when guest thought that not only would British appliances run on American voltage, she also assumed that you could attach a gas cooker to a radiator and it would work. It was my favourite Jack 5 or 6 hours.
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Ah it was great, wasn't it? I think it was also the one time she admitted on line that she was WRONG and hadn't completed it mate 👍. I remember some wild calculations for a 120v fridge and she'd really thought she'd done something amazing 😂.
 
NellieBoo said:
It's also only slow cooked for 30 mins! And so much liquid 🥴. Ffs. She's an absolute liability.
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Ackshully, quoting myself like a ninny but something else was bothering me about the ribollita recipe. I was mithering over 100g of pasta and wondering whether to weigh some out to be forensic 🧐. On account of my home being taken over by teenage boys watching the boxing, so I'm kind of lurking around here 😂. And I've realised - I SHANT waste my time because ribollita uses STALE BREAD not pasta. So it's not ribollita at all. It's a shite minestrone soup.
 
Bread said:
Bugger me. I've been waiting for a chaos but I wasn't expecting her to get paid for it. I'm writing to Curry's, the stupid, stupid bastards.
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It is funny … we were going to order new appliances for our kitchen this weekend … I’ve knocked Currys off the list for that. Idiots !!! I’ll be boycotting and slagging them off at any opportunity now 😂 will have a knock on effect as I wouldn’t recommend them to anyone now either.
 
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“Is everyone round at yours for Strictly? Great! Hahaha, you HAVE to get on the computer. She’s only gone and made a massive twit of herself on the internet AGAIN! And this is without even opening her mouth or tweeting! HaHaHa yes! Quick, have a look and call me back!”
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ETA 😂 I’ve only just noticed that might not actually be a laptop, so I’ve added a helpful clarifying label to remove any doubt that it is, in fact, a laptop. 😡The End. No back answers. 💻
 
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It’s The Truman Show said:
It is funny … we were going to order new appliances for our kitchen this weekend … I’ve knocked Currys off the list for that. Idiots !!! I’ll be boycotting and slagging them off at any opportunity now 😂 will have a knock on effect as I wouldn’t recommend them to anyone now either.
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Their service is absolute shite so frankly Jack has done some good for once putting people off them 😂 Small electricals I might risk from there but appliances I wouldn’t touch them with a bargepole.
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
Here's some Jacks in Currys stunt kitchen with the photoshopped air fryer.

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Sorry it's a bit rubbish. It was a squash and a squeeze to get them in!
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So glad to see the Mean Jacks have let Burglar Bill join in this time. Poor Bill with the pretending specs and the Apple watch and the sad lil face 🙁
Canal, how will guest fit her bed-warming baking trays into these new appliances this winter? She going to cut them into quarters or what? 🤷‍♂️
 
MancBee said:
I have a chilli allergy and I don't think even I would have a reaction to one sixth of one eighth of a teaspoon of chilli.

I probably would, but doubt I would end up in hospital. I might have to use my epipen and I'd be fine and dandy.
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Good heavens, it wasn't until I read this from MancBee that I fully appreciated the amount of chili in a serving

ONE 48th OF A TEASPOON! ONE FORTY-EIGHTH!!!
 
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