Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

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witchofwestbyfleet said:
Here we go ... no dirty deleting for guest today

EDIT: the wretched recipes part 1, part 2, part 3. We can have the "best slop" category in the Sloppies this year after all ... although I do think everything in Grifty Kitchen should be eligible
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That vegan mush has 100g of sturdy pasta for 6-8 people! Imagine serving that up, one piece of pasta or two felicity?
 
Twitter update for this:

"Retailer Currys has employed activist cook Jack Monroe to promote energy saving recipes using its appliances. They absurdly claim cooking her chilli con carne will save £77.60 per month. This comes after her latest book was banned from food banks for containing 'dangerous advice'"

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Just so I can mention Are You Being Served again...

Going up!
 
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Naturally I felt compelled. Also, I nominate hotdog in a wig for next thread title.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
@Marmalade Atkins you’re already spoiling us with the two lovely new Nice Collages ❤but if you’re not too BUSY, can we please, please, please have some (more) Jacks in the Currys kitchen?
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Here's some Jacks in Currys stunt kitchen with the photoshopped air fryer.

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Sorry it's a bit rubbish. It was a squash and a squeeze to get them in!
 
NellieBoo said:
Jack's appliances work on a different voltage squig. You wouldn't understand.
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Given the average standing charge for gas is now 29.62p (source https://amp.12ft.io/https://www.the.../sep/23/uk-energy-bills-standing-charges-fees ) ie nearly £9 a month by itself, I’m as chinny reckon/Jimmy Nail at “I pay £15 a month and cook on gas every day including regularly roasting a chicken” as I am at most of Jack maffs.

But it’s true that air fryers don’t work out as much of a saving for gas appliances as they do electric, that much is true.
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
That's Schoolgirl Jack x


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Every single hair cut looks like she lost a fight with a lawnmower. Hers eyes are dead and her smile is the fakest I’ve ever seen, and don’t even get me started on the ruined Coke nose. I usually feel very spiteful if I go for someone’s looks but she thinks she is so attractive and it just baffles me. I’m the same age as her and look a lot younger but I’d still never have the brass neck to bang on about how attractive I am. Maybe she has reverse body dysmodphia

ETA: she also has the IQ and personality of a hash brown.
 
NellieBoo said:
I might be misremembering but wasn't that all on the same Sunday morning? Jack was up early ❄ and got all excited about 120v fridges and redesigning her 'friend's' kitchen? Asking if they could plumb a gas cooker into an unused radiator pipe?
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Yes! It was the night when guest thought that not only would British appliances run on American voltage, she also assumed that you could attach a gas cooker to a radiator and it would work. It was my favourite Jack 5 or 6 hours.
 
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