Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

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Omg she wrote the costing of the flour on its jar. Oh my god. Next to that ridiculously ugly and obviously expensive bread bin. I cannot.
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Loving this recipe as well. Oh and hey, that's where all the chilli went. no wonder none of it made it into the food.

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rage naan said:
I'd have been willing to give this one a go, for science, but thankfully I don't have a slow cooker. I did, Jack-style, have one that I got from the local FB share group, but everything we made had that weird slow cooker aftertaste, & when I discovered that's an actual thing rather than* just our incompetence, I gave it away to someone else in the same fb group.

Jack is a perpetual student cook isn't she. Literally everything is just vegetables 'cooked' in tinned tomato with a stock cube for seasoning. Maybe her a to z of herbs and spices is all just stock cubes, crumbled into stupid little jars

*Okay, probably as well as
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Imagine if you will that I've arsed myself to Photoshop all that writing to just say "stock cubes" over & over. Also stop performatively writing on the tiles you ridiculous buffoon
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Surprisingly nice microwave for £70, bread bin also £20, RIP Wilkos... https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/review/wilko-copper-effect-microwave
www.copper-living.co.uk

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Copper Effect Bread Bin | Roll Top Design | Front Viewing Window | Wilko This copper bread bin is designed to help you keep your baked goods fresher for longer by storing them in the ideal conditions. The bread bin provides a dry, dark and cool storage environment that promotes your food from...
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Does anyone have pics of the appliances in Jack's kitchens over the years? She does seem to switch up the colour scheme every couple of years
 
MavisBeacon said:
Surprisingly nice microwave for £70, bread bin also £20, RIP Wilkos... https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/review/wilko-copper-effect-microwave
www.copper-living.co.uk

Copper Effect Bread Bin | Roll Top Design | Front Viewing Window | Wil

Copper Effect Bread Bin | Roll Top Design | Front Viewing Window | Wilko This copper bread bin is designed to help you keep your baked goods fresher for longer by storing them in the ideal conditions. The bread bin provides a dry, dark and cool storage environment that promotes your food from...
www.copper-living.co.uk www.copper-living.co.uk


Does anyone have pics of the appliances in Jack's kitchens over the years? She does seem to switch up the colour scheme every couple of years
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Jack Monroe: A Decade in Microwaves.
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Potatoes O’Houlihan said:
She looks soooo dumpy in that saggy, knackered old shirt. The shame of her to not smarten herself up for a PAID photo shoot :sick::mad:
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Still can’t believe she had a PAID slop slinging slot on Lorraine last year (that she’d been waiting SEVEN YEARS to get) and rocked up like this to handle food on national tv. Grim.
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Never knowingly professional, never knowingly prepared.

All ss @Marmalade Atkins. Slop by Munroe, “world‘s first ever cake with a USB socket” Ⓒ @Sideboard Bob
 
Big fan of currys finding out what happens when you partner with someone widely discredited and disliked. Hope their twitter rep has a family sized bag of malteasers and some good coffee this morning.

What exactly is the benefit of her having a large twitter audience if she can't publicise anything she does with a brand cos her rep is so deep in the gutter. Curry's you are a sillier sausage than her 10p bollock bangers.
 
NellieBoo said:
Why has she only got three fingers? And why does her thumb look like a mole rat 😭. Why is her neck so smooth? I actually know why and I've said it over and over again. She's an alien creation. Created from abductions and *probes* An alien in a human skinsuit. I'm telling you all AGAIN 🤯.
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Oh ffs, so my theory was only slightly off tangent: she hasn't been abducted by aliens at all. She's been HOME.
 
RandomFishOils said:
Jack Monroe is a kettle fetishist.
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She's just a compulsive spender. I've probably had 3 kettles at the most in 25 years of living as an independent adult. Why would anyone change their kettles, microwaves, bread bins etc that often ubless they are loaded with more money than sense?
 
DinosaurSenior said:
Re Jack's North Korean barnet:

"Kim Jong Hnnnnggggg"
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Valiofthedolls said:
Still can’t believe she had a PAID slop slinging slot on Lorraine last year (that she’d been waiting SEVEN YEARS to get) and rocked up like this to handle food on national tv. Grim.
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Never knowingly professional, never knowingly prepared.

All ss @Marmalade Atkins. Slop by Munroe, “world‘s first ever cake with a USB socket” Ⓒ @Sideboard Bob
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She looks like someone in the newborn days. Not someone ready for national tv.
Also what is Samac you silly tit?
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