Jack Monroe #546 Kerridge = fingers, Sir Matt = forearms

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Seaford Haggington said:
Although there is the insanely expensive Balmuda toaster that you add water to.
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As she’s no doubt reading along here, Jack will soon be recommending to the poors a dangerous “hack” where you fashion this essential piece of kitchen kit out of the the spare water rower you happen to have kicking about the place, by sellotaping it to a gas-filled radiator
 
Jelly Bean said:
I know 😂 An 1/8th of tsp for 6 - 8 people?
I made myself a daal last night and had a third of a teaspoon of chilli flakes for one person. Perfect.
You just hope people won't go to the effort of cooking her muck and then be terribly disappointed at the end and blame themselves.
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i chuck whole chillis in my daal then when it’s thoroughly slopped I chop em in the bowl. Flakes are also good if it’s not a millionth of a thousandth of a hundredth of a duck it I don’t know where I’m going with this anymore. My poor little SBs are having rinsed beans from a pumble fryer tonight.
 
freya said:
i chuck whole chillis in my daal then when it’s thoroughly slopped I chop em in the bowl. Flakes are also good if it’s not a millionth of a thousandth of a hundredth of a duck it I don’t know where I’m going with this anymore. My poor little SBs are having rinsed beans from a pumble fryer tonight.
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I have a chilli allergy and I don't think even I would have a reaction to one sixth of one eighth of a teaspoon of chilli.

I probably would, but doubt I would end up in hospital. I might have to use my epipen and I'd be fine and dandy.
 
MavisBeacon said:
Good grief.
My thoughts, as I'm sure you've all been waiting for them.... 🙃
Dogshit lazy calorie- and flavour-deficient recipes that I very much doubt have been "triple tested".
Why does she have recipes tailored to six different niche and fairly expensive appliances? So accessible, wow. It makes a compete mockery of her previous stance on Instant pots/pressure cookers and air fryers.
Her crow's feet are baaaaaad for someone in their mid 30s.
Shame on everyone involved in this ridiculous lazy campaign that helps nobody and nothing except Jack's bank account.
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May I just do myself a mither and admit that my Harold’s crow’s feet are awful for his age (he’s younger than me by 18 months)? Clearly I haven’t had a grifting bitchface for the last 12 odd years. But she has Botox and photoshox to fix that. (Full disclosure, I’m an 86 truther, and used to hang out at the haberdashery as I liked adapting my clothes. I have never, however, darned big Dave’s socks).
 
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Did you see this? Someone’s got all up in our niche 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
freya said:
May I just do myself a mither and admit that my Harold’s crow’s feet are awful for his age (he’s younger than me by 18 months)? Clearly I haven’t had a grifting bitchface for the last 12 odd years. But she has Botox and photoshox to fix that. (Full disclosure, I’m an 86 truther, and used to hang out at the haberdashery as I liked adapting my clothes. I have never, however, darned big Dave’s socks).
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I don't wish to disparage your Harold or anyone else, but it's striking that her wrinkles are so obvious in these pics but mysteriously absent from her own pOrTrAiT MoDe selfies.
 
RandomFishOils said:
Amused that now MSL will have to deploy their crisis comms specialists for… a comms crisis that they’ve created. I bet their work’s WhatsApp has been going crazy since last night and I guarantee that they’ll have already had a Zoom call today in hoodies and leggings to try and sort this tit out.

Also bear in mind that they have been/will be here, as the Tattle commentary on the chaos has been shared on the hellsite by dead spice squig. If only they’d looked here before thinking that “Munroe” would be the perfect fit for this brief, eh?

Hi MSL, how’s your weekend going my lovelies? 👋🏻
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All running round like something out of The Thick of It, blaming each other, throwing pithy insults and chucking in some imaginative swearing aka Malcolm Tucker.
 
Can you please stop making me laugh because I’m about to do a chaos? @Lazarus you got to me. Also I have great Vlad content, I’ll try and work out how to post it. Forgive mistakes. Oh my internet’s tit, maybe I’ll just send it through on a Nokia 3310. It was tuna. Then there was another one but I SHAN’T mention it. I’m going to buy booze, can someone please look after Covid darling, down town.
 
Well this is all rather TERRIBLE as usual isn't it? Can she ever get anything right?!

I've been off the MUNROE rollercoaster because I've been BUSY with work and I genuinely thought we'd seen the back of the useless clownshoe. But no, up she pops bleeping things up as per 🙄.

Incidentally, because I've been BUSY with work (gone from part time to full time shifts) and almost lost my mind trying to juggle work/home particularly on late shifts I've been doing lots of batch cooking. I've currently got a beef stew on the go in the slow cooker. I've used 2kg of braising steak and hoping to get 8/10 portions depending on whether they are for lunch or dinner. That chilli monstrosity with 300g of beef is hopeless. You may as well not waste your money, time and ingredients make a veggie chilli 🙄.

Oh and edited to add - I've had an instant pot for years. I'd be willing to bet that with tinned tomatoes and bean juice an electric pressure cooker will likely cut out due to the lack of water/stock to build up adequate steam to, you know, pressure cook.
 
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MavisBeacon said:
I don't wish to disparage your Harold or anyone else, but it's striking that her wrinkles are so obvious in these pics but mysteriously absent from her own pOrTrAiT MoDe selfies.
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Oh yes darling @MavisBeacon, she must have lived as a pov for so long to look so aged. I personally don’t honk (leaving that in there) think it’s from frowning so much. She’s a very bitter person. Maybe she laughed in a paddling pool? Maybe she filtered herself to fuckery. We’ll never know… (do we reckon chinny she’ll have a Halloween chaos?).
 
Usually I read a couple of pages of a Guest Munroe thread and decide that - no, actually all good is awful - and end up having a bag of Scampi Fries or something…. But these last few replies have made me PURE GAGGING FOR SOME CHICKEN.

(We’ve had the “shall we get an air fryer” chat, and I was voted down. Might just buy one, duck em. But THATS WHAT CURRYS WANT ISNT IT!)
 
Seaford Haggington said:
I'm not convinced about this steam setting business. Air fryers are supposed to make the food lovely and crisp. This seems to be in opposition to that. Although there is the insanely expensive Balmuda toaster that you add water to.
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It's probably one of those expensive multi cookers. I have to confess I love my ninja that does 7 functions. I bought it when I lived in a rented house and the oven was terrible. It did cost £200 though
 
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