Jack Monroe #374 It's half past midnight and I'm weighing a single anchovy

[Mrs Peel]

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She doesn't have a routine, twpsyn.

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Oh my god, go to bed!

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Weaponising AA again. Thought you were going to bed Jack?

 

[Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop]

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I'm dead trying to hide my giggles next to my snoring grimp bahahaha

 

[Just Lou]

She's still going

 

[Beansbeans]

At least she won't be able to attempt to fundraise for legal action as she has asserted at least a million times that her lawyer is pro bono/ no win no fee.

Goodnight!!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Mr Krabs]

Do you reckon she did the fake text, like it was to a potential new suitor? Then like OHHHH how silly of me to mix you up with a new hot love interest who is very wealthy and well connected, btw, anyway how are you let's meet up?

*Texts a string of nonsense*

Oh tit sorry. I left my phone unlocked in my bag. So, u up?

 

[Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop]

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Ffs. It's like she expects her "mates" to be checking her social media.

By mates I mean randoms off Tinder.

 

[JojoJellyfish]

“Bring out the grimp”
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Totally OT (sorry) but I once met Z in a random bar in NYC about 20 years ago. He was verrry, verrry drunk. Didn’t have a gif with him, either.

ETA - gif not gif
ETA again - can’t work out how to write g*mp without it turning into gif. Sorry, useless Frau here

 

[LavaFlake]

Can't afford shower gel but buys peanut m&ms from an American "200%, markup" candy store. Ok x

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Can't afford shower gel but buys peanut m&ms from an American "200%, markup" candy store. Ok x

TBF they’re always fronts for laundering drug money so maybe she’s just killing two birds with one stone.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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Any wonder she needs an epi pen eating all those m&ms

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Gosh she doesn't half bang on.

No harm hun, but its thursday night during a festival and your in bed arguing with people. You BAFFLE ME.

I dont think those people liked you half as much as you expected and twice more than you deserve. To quote bilbo baggins.

 

[NellieBoo]

Oh here we go with the favourite sweet chat again .

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Orphan_Black]

I mean it's nearly 1am right now and Jack is high as a kite, those M&M's are full of sugar, must be those. Anyways, she has a train at 10.30am. What's the odds she crashes at dawn and misses it?

I'd........I'd like this to happen very much so.

 

[Nurseali]

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And why the duck is Emma Kennedy her white knight. Is she wanting to rinse her hoop or something.

 

[Phillipa78]

TBF they’re always fronts for laundering drug money so maybe she’s just killing two birds with one stone.

Also, my friend sent me a guardian article a few weeks back about how they leg it after a few months without paying rent!