Jack Monroe #374 It's half past midnight and I'm weighing a single anchovy

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Sideboard Bob said:
An hour and a half after her first “goodnight” and she’s retweeting herself.


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AGGRAVATING.
ENERVATING.
UTTER bleep.

Fixed it for her.
 
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Valiofthedolls said:
Dear Jack,

I’ve gone and got my forever home Tattle profile a lovely Tiffany Blue front door.
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Please feel free to knock on the Vali door when you 🔺me using your Special Ops skills and come to sue me along with the rest of the internet. I mean, I won’t answer, but please feel free to knock.
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That's a lovely door. Jack will be well jel. Just as well you never posted this on the Sabbath, you'll be locked in her sights pronto 🔺
 
Feck said:
I don't know why I thought that showing Mr Feck @Orphan_Black's Joker image would help in him in understanding why I find these threads so amusing. Fraus, he is not amused. He's still shaking his head as I type. And just for good measure I showed him the "boring old coke hag" tweet. Pals, send marriage counselos.
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🤣 my man said to me earlier... "Are you grimping?"

Pals, he meant grunking.
 
Apparently Jack had a welfare check by the Police. Two COP CARS. A malicious call or they were concerned about her safety from her twitter feed. Anyway, when the good police officers of Essex arrived for the welfare check, Jack had a set of tiny weighing scales out and had been measuring MSG by the gram for her tomato ketchup recipe. Imagine the ABSOLUTE SCENES! They all laughed, Jack made them a cuppa and the good officers of Essex Police Force completely ignored the white powder, tiny scales and the fact they were there for a welfare check of some sort.

How do we know this? Because Jack told everyone at her Self Care interview today, when no one asked! What an unusual story to tell. Imagine being comfortable as a privileged white women being able to tell that story to raise a laugh. So funny.
 
Feck said:
I don't know why I thought that showing Mr Feck @Orphan_Black's Joker image would help in him in understanding why I find these threads so amusing. Fraus, he is not amused. He's still shaking his head as I type. And just for good measure I showed him the "boring old coke hag" tweet. Pals, send marriage counselos.
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I think this might be
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