Jack Monroe #374 It's half past midnight and I'm weighing a single anchovy

[WeCouldBeGrifted]

A horrible, horrible character and thicker than my fridge door. Utter prick.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

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Has the Laurie tweet been deleted?

 

[Phillipa78]

Is it the latest squig she's threatening to sue? Can't find the tweet.

Nope, it's like whack-a-mole!! Or some kind of squig Spartacus Pokémon. Gotta sue 'em all!

 

[NellieBoo]

Also, having been in abusive relationships

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As “a matter of public record” no win no fee and pro bono are not the same thing you bleeping plum.

FGS Jack, stop tweeting and demonstrating your idiocy you great big galloping thicko.

Also, if he’s no win no fee why were you grifting money to sue people a couple of months back? If you lost you wouldn’t have to pay him and if you won, the other side would likely have to, right?

Honestly @Valiofthedolls it's not me, is it? It's ok if it is. I can take it. Do your worst.

 

[gigi_93]

God she’s one miserable twit isn’t she

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

Night, Jack... see you in 10!

 

[Orphan_Black]

Round Two! Ding Ding!

 

[Limey]

Loving that she doesn't bother to untag the event sponsor and EIBF when making threats online. PROFESSIONAL.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Gratitude list? It's gonna take a loooooonnng time to write out the names of all 800-odd patrons, hope you've got a lot of M and Ms to keep you going, Jack.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Hahahahahaa. LJC left her on read didn’t she? I bet Jack tried to be all mature and ‘let’s be pals and get dinner’. Maybe she even swallowed her pride and double texted. And she got ignored. The ultimate humiliation.

Guess she’s going to have to deploy Mary Poppins/thot shots/fake medical emergencyos.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

Has the Laurie tweet been deleted?

Yep!

 

[Feck]

Is it the latest squig she's threatening to sue? Can't find the tweet.

I searched the phrase "old coke hag" in order to ️ And there's a sentence I never thought I'd be saying.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Hope they're not the mini fridge M&M's, those things cost a fortune.

 

[frankychester]

Hahahahaha no win no fee/pro bono basis .

Apologios for not putting 1 Israel St, Israel at the top. Send forgivos.

 

[Edie Po]

So she's just having a quick sniff( of vics vapour rub)
Shell be back in 2

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Has the Laurie tweet been deleted?

I’ve been incapacitated with laughter at “boring old coke hag” for the last half an hour but yes, yes it has. Maybe dog friend isn’t as happy about having Content foisted upon her as the tweet suggests. Or maybe Jack just wants to keep the fact she owns a really expensive dog on the downlow for a bit.

Rly meks u thynk…

 

[Limey]

Hahahahahaa. LJC left her on read didn’t she? I bet Jack tried to be all mature and ‘let’s be pals’. Maybe she even swallowed her pride and double texted. The ultimate humiliation.

Guess she’s going to have to deploy Mary Poppins/thot shots/fake medical emergencyos.

Do you reckon she did the fake text, like it was to a potential new suitor? Then like OHHHH how silly of me to mix you up with a new hot love interest who is very wealthy and well connected, btw, anyway how are you let's meet up?

 

[NellieBoo]

Gratitude list? It's gonna take a loooooonnng time to write out the names of all 800-odd patrons, hope you've got a lot of M and Ms to keep you going, Jack.

I'd like to suggest she doesn't eat the blue ones. But I think that ship has sailed.