Jack Monroe #374 It's half past midnight and I'm weighing a single anchovy

[WTFDidIJustSee]

She’s a nasty witch. This response has really fucked me off.

 

[NellieBoo]

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Hahahahaha no win no fee/pro bono basis .

 

[Orphan_Black]

It's never a proper apology, is it?

Always saying sorry that you got offended etc etc. Such a narc-y, nasty trait.

Be a better person, Monroe.

 

[Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop]

I’m going to court as a discarded blob of hoop sauce.

I'm going as a powdered tower of MSG on wee tiny scales.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

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As “a matter of public record” no win no fee and pro bono are not the same thing you bleeping plum.

FGS Jack, stop tweeting and demonstrating your idiocy you great big galloping thicko.

Also, if he’s no win no fee why were you grifting money to sue people a couple of months back? If you lost you wouldn’t have to pay him and if you won, the other side would likely have to, right?

 

[Mrs Peel]

I've just scrolled it, and it is WILD.

Is it the latest squig she's threatening to sue? Can't find the tweet.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Time to turn the big light off, Jack, hun x

 

[Justacatindisguise]

The one who called her a drug addled coke whatever hasn't been threatened with lawyers yet

 

[MsGilmore]

She’s an imbecile. See you all in court!

 

[frankychester]

Come on, you KNOW she's been like: 'Are you in Edinburgh OMG I am in Edinburgh what an amazing coincidence lets get together and reminisce fondly about the good times we shared'

LJC: *crickets*

Aye, that and the coke.

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Half-past twelve
And I'm weighing an anchovy in my crappy bungalow all alone
How I hate to spend the evening on my own
Bottom winds
Blowing after my fish-eggs as I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed, I mis dishoom

There's not a soul out there
So I turn to Twitter
Gimme, gimme, gimme some cash after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase the Tories away?
Gimme, gimme, gimme for my scam after midnight
Take me through the lights off to Patreon pay day

TV stars
Find their own cookery shows with a fortune to win
It's so different from the world of slop from tins
Tired of TV
I open my inbox looking for someone in plight
But there's nothing there to see, no one in sight

There's not a soul out there
So I go on Tinder
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Won't somebody get me some new Tiffany?
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight
Will make your fam my in laws by the break of the day

Gimme, gimme, gimme a sugar mamapapa after midnight
Gimme, gimme, gimme PayPals after midnight
Gimme, gimme, gimme J1g after midnight
Don't make me have to work to get my Orangery

 

[Limey]

Is it the latest squig she's threatening to sue? Can't find the tweet.

I just searched the key phrase and it popped up!

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Ouch
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I suddenly no longer want thread title...

Mr Israel has finally snapped!

 

[binkbonk]

She moved into the house March 2019 so I guess she's on a ... 4 year fixed contract?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Mr Israel has finally snapped!

He'll be suing her for Twitter libel!

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

 

[Feck]

I’m going to court as a discarded blob of hoop sauce.

I'll see you all there after I've swung by the divorce courts.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Edie Po]

I'm going as Ketchup.
Hope the sniffer dogs have a cold that day

 

[Valiofthedolls]

my man said to me earlier... "Are you grimping?"

Pals, he meant grunking.

“Bring out the grimp”