Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

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Pocahontas said:
That’s right - they’d be out-Eeyoring each other daily and each calling the other the energy drain / attention seeker.

Her latest fashion shoot in the grey vest may be instrumental in enticing the next Mrs J.
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Out-Eeyoreing 😂

I’d love it if Jack and Ruby hooked up. But as she tends to go for the older lady, might I suggest Miriam Margolyes?
 
AmTellinYa said:
I just came to post this too about Tommy's charity. Also another called Aching Arms. Them and Sands were wonderful to us last year. Sending you so much love @Cat_scratches xxx
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My mum used to be a volunteer for sands, unfortunately its not our families first experience of baby loss. Thank you for the suggestions, I appreciate it.
For saying you're all such a bunch of trolls, you're all very lovely.

It feels super weird being in real. Time haha xx
 
Pocahontas said:
That’s right - they’d be out-Eeyoring each other daily and each calling the other the energy drain / attention seeker.

Her latest fashion shoot in the grey vest may be instrumental in enticing the next Mrs J.
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Well I picked a bad night to have my weekly coma! And she mentiomed Viv (rip), my Jack kryptonite. I was awake for the first tweet but my screenshot abilities were not!

The Lisa Faulkner thing is odd indeed! She is very sweet and totally would pet Jack from a distance so that’s a good shout for the cookery show. I muted her (LF) when she was first married and every post was about their wedding. ‘Today it’s one month since I made toast as a bride etc’. But i’m a miserable cynic not a hopeless romantic like Jack.

I actually think Jack is trying really hard at the moment. Long twitter breaks (perhaps reading here, who knows?) and then her self confessed lack of impulse control strikes and once she’s tweeted once she can’t stop. Also, she can’t zonk out as she genuinely does have the kitten to look after so she’s up anyway. Plus it’s happened too many times that as soon as we go off topic or someone gets support (@Cat_scratches ❤️❤️) for something that she can’t call us a nasty cabal.

Anyway, that’s my overnight thoughts. ‘Out-Eeyoring’ eachother made me drop my toothbrush. 😂
 
Instagram Sham said:
something about this woman.... I think it was her constant flatulance on the real marigold hotel.

she would eat a snowflake like Jack alive!
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I don’t like the farting (I feel like that’s a necessary statement after learning it can be a fetish 🤢 ) but there’s also something admirable about it? Like in a world that effectively socially denies the existence of a women’s bowel and is happy to pretend menstruation involves a pretty blue fluid... farting is quite a rebellion. Not that I’m about to follow her example, but it’s good to see a woman being herself, warts farts and all

Miriam would probably eat me alive too, but I think that’s what I like about her 😂
 
Morning! Are we still doing highlights because I personally loved Mr Tebbutt’s “it’s scripted” from the first DKL show, I’m sure Jack was seething inside.

I still remember being shocked at how truly awful she was! Oh how far we’ve come.

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Saint_clemmie said:
Morning! Are we still doing highlights because I personally loved Mr Tebbutt’s “it’s scripted” from the first DKL show, I’m sure Jack was seething inside.

I still remember being shocked at how truly awful she was! Oh how far we’ve come.

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Not only did he say it was scripted, which was hilarious...she then jumped on twitter to say she had written that joke and knew it would be hilarious because they were such a cheeky duo!
 
Saint_clemmie said:
Morning! Are we still doing highlights because I personally loved Mr Tebbutt’s “it’s scripted” from the first DKL show, I’m sure Jack was seething inside.

I still remember being shocked at how truly awful she was! 🙈

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I don’t understand why she got so upset about that? If we take Jack’s side of the story (with the compulsory bucket full of salt) then it was scripted. Matt complimented Jack, then claimed it was scripted when she thanked him. But later on Twitter, she gets all defensive and claims the whole show was scripted including that banter. So it was scripted, every bloody thing was scripted. Why was she mad about it?

Why would someone so unable to take a joke partake in scripting some banter that made it look like he was taking the piss out of her?

Where’s Jimmy / Novak?
 
Cat_scratches said:
My mum used to be a volunteer for sands, unfortunately its not our families first experience of baby loss. Thank you for the suggestions, I appreciate it.
For saying you're all such a bunch of trolls, you're all very lovely.

It feels super weird being in real. Time haha xx
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Just want to offer my heartfelt condolences to all that your family are going through 😘 Absolutely heartbreaking reading your post just now as I catching up with the ever increasing speed at which these threads go ! Times like these wish I could offer prayers but I’m not religious. Life is just too cruel. I’m so sorry 💔
 
chocolate choux said:
I don’t understand why she got so upset about that? If we take Jack’s side of the story (with the compulsory bucket full of salt) then it was scripted. Matt complimented Jack, then claimed it was scripted when she thanked him. But later on Twitter, she gets all defensive and claims the whole show was scripted including that banter. So it was scripted, every bloody thing was scripted. Why was she mad about it?

Why would someone so unable to take a joke partake in scripting some banter that made it look like he was taking the piss out of her?

Where’s Jimmy / Novak?
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her reaction was genuine shock, you could easily see that. 😂
 
Saint_clemmie said:
her reaction was genuine shock, you could easily see that. 😂
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Also Matt is a professional and is a witty chap, he doesn’t need every word to be scripted, you can see that if you watch the delight that is SK!
It was witty and light hearted but Jack can’t stand that, her behaviour on twitter exclaiming she wrote that joke was just so bizarre.

Edited to add; when I say her behaviour on twitter was bizarre it actually wasn’t really was it, it was just the way Jack behaves.
 
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How can there be a new thread already! Should be working (I'm an hour ahead here, so it's 9.30) and instead I am doing a mad Grunka.

Was amazed to see that DKL was only Thread 3. We've come so far....

My favourite Jack moment was when her publicist joined her for the Facebook live (?) and was amazing, but you could see her frustration in her eyes when Jack disappeared off screen.

Oh, and the Eye of Sauron

And the debacle when she accused Hellman's of cancelling her five-figure contract over BLM which was completely made up.
 
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