Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

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Ahh, nice catch up before bed. I’ll try and keep the Brad kissing gif, that dear heart @Flumps posted, in mind as I drift into a peaceful sleep. Unfortunately, due to the last thread, I’ll most likely be having nightmares about being at a team building meeting, and watching letdown larder on a loop as part of a ‘training exercise’ 😱
 
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My thread prediction is that Jack will push all of her sideboards together, slap all the leftover mayo on top to make a giant slip 'n' slide. She'll come sliding into cam view on an Insta Live in her pants and bra, declare her undying love for Allegra and ask her to collab
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Or she could slide down a chute into a vat of vegan (ish) mayo. With a ready made plate of salmon (ish) pasta waiting at the bottom.

I’d pay to watch that.
 
This is my cat ☺️ 10 years old, soppy and loves a belly rub. I can't reveal her name, as I renamed her when I adopted her (she was called puss puss 🙄) and she has a distinctive 3 part name. I'm careful not to post her full title in case anyone here knows me 😂
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Shameless adding a hashtag for the poor little kitty, as a way to drive more traffic or increase engagement on her insta page 😡
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One of her followers offering help with the vets bill as they must feeling uncomfortable that there’s no mention of a vet appointment, just lots of cutesy photos, creating lots of insta and Twitter interaction 😡
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Edited to add this, just in case Jack wants to feel aggrieved I’ve misconstrued her intention via the hashtag
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I'm a bit behind the times - struggling a little to keep up with the threads.

I watched the last Hellman's live and I just couldn't believe what I was seeing.

The first 5 mins was Jack being unorganised and slagging off the show. If you want people to watch, don't tell them what they are watching is tit! Also, why isn't she instagramming pictures of what she's cooked for the series? Then you'd get the decent, up-close higher-res look at the end -product. I took a peek at the mayo cake episode and you couldn't really see what the cake was like at all.

I understand that presenting and being in charge of the tech and being live is a super challenge. Either Jack needs to realise that camera work isn't her thing, or she needs to really get good at it before she accepts these gigs. Her chopping tomatoes was terrifying - I thought she was going to chop a finger she was so nervous.

Watched the Daily Kitchen link shared in the last post and it's the same - going on and on about how nervous she is and how she isn't enjoying it. That sauce looked awful - she's right. I don't think I would want to look back after having it! I also don't believe it'd thicken in the oven, it'd surely just mix in with everything else.

What went on with her recent break-up? Which thread do I find that on?
 
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