Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.

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Mycuppatea said:
Dear Hearts, I have to admit a terrible secret. Tonight I was preparing an emergency risotto and obviously have been spending too much time Jack Monroe adjacent, so I rinsed a can of chicken curry free of curry sauce and added the chicken to the risotto.

I feel deep shame.

I'm also somewhat distressed that my children thought it was the yummiest risotto I'd ever made.
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But did you use long grain rice?
 
I feel shady, but.....

so tempted to tag RM to one of the Lack of book tweets to see where that rabbit hole goes....



I have a rescue cat with an amputated limb. We‘ve made the home as accessable as possible with easy access to areas for her to explore without complicated climbing as she’s clumsy & falls sometimes. we got her from a charity who do house inspections & ask a lot of questions as some of the pets are abandoned (Like our little lady) and/or abused
I for one would not be putting a cat with pronounced physical difficulties in a position which could cause injury (ie, on a shoulder where they could fall and land awkwardly). Also (have veterinary experience), don’t try to manipulate the kittens limbs until they have been seen & have a structured physio plan as that could be causing more harm than good, especially in a developing animal.

Plus, the other cat. Established cats generally do not like others in their environment unless family or gradually introduced due to territory Issues . The older cat will need a lot of time to get used to a new addition. Is that really fair on everyone in that house human or not?

Another excuse to show off the lovely girl ❤
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Why are Lisa and John even getting mentioned by her. Everything mentioned by her seems to turn to tit and those two are gems and don't deserve it.
They've done more for me during lockdown with their recipes, yes ACTUAL COOKING RECIPES than jack did over the course of her two television/hellmanns tit programmes in 16 episodes.

I know I'm behind but this is a response on one of her Instagram posts about kitten money gate and the woman going off on one but not remembering how many letters were in the word bleep amused me.

jack in a total catch 22 there about it.
"Successful TV career so has money"
But but, she's poor and likes us to remember it.
 

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JJusa69 said:
Why are Lisa and John even getting mentioned by her. Everything mentioned by her seems to turn to tit and those two are gems and don't deserve it.
They've done more for me during lockdown with their recipes, yes ACTUAL COOKING RECIPES than jack did over the course of her two television/hellmanns tit programmes in 16 episodes.

I know I'm behind but this is a response on one of her Instagram posts about kitten money gate and the woman going off on one but not remembering how many letters were in the word bleep amused me.

jack in a total catch 22 there about it.
"Successful TV career so has money"
But but, she's poor and likes us to remember it.
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Ugh. I feel like she's just using them to post about *romance* and make sure everyone knows she's back in the game. Watch out older, wealthy ladies! Calamity Jack is single and ready for a (shop's own brand, obv) Pringle #notspon
 
ChickenPorridge said:
Ugh. I feel like she's just using them to post about *romance* and make sure everyone knows she's back in the game. Watch out older, wealthy ladies! Calamity Jack is single and ready for a (shop's own brand, obv) Pringle #notspon
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I wonder how many more celebrity lesbians there are for her to try and hook? She's definitely on a major fishing expedition right now
 
Mycuppatea said:
Dear Hearts, I have to admit a terrible secret. Tonight I was preparing an emergency risotto and obviously have been spending too much time Jack Monroe adjacent, so I rinsed a can of chicken curry free of curry sauce and added the chicken to the risotto.

I feel deep shame.

I'm also somewhat distressed that my children thought it was the yummiest risotto I'd ever made.
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Jelly Bean said:
Thanks to @colouredlines for the thread title.

Quick recap of last thread:The One Where -
We were all still worried about her new kitten.
Jack got blue eyes.
She lost 60 books.
We were treated to a series of insta photos in grey vest to celebrate something probably momentous but I've forgotten what.
We fondly remembered Jack's best bits.
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Split lip
 
JJusa69 said:
Why are Lisa and John even getting mentioned by her. Everything mentioned by her seems to turn to tit and those two are gems and don't deserve it.
They've done more for me during lockdown with their recipes, yes ACTUAL COOKING RECIPES than jack did over the course of her two television/hellmanns tit programmes in 16 episodes.

I know I'm behind but this is a response on one of her Instagram posts about kitten money gate and the woman going off on one but not remembering how many letters were in the word bleep amused me.

jack in a total catch 22 there about it.
"Successful TV career so has money"
But but, she's poor and likes us to remember it.
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Don’t they have a weekend cookery show? I wonder if Jack has ever been a guest.....🤔
 
Pocahontas said:
Is Ruby Tandoh free?

She’s barking up the wrong tree with her desperate kitten naming and hashtagging Sophie Ellis Bextor. Don’t approve, Sophie! Do not approve of this behaviour.
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They'd honestly be perfect for each other, in a horribly whiny and fake dramatic way. She seems to go for the mumsy type, maybe she needs to shake it up a bit?!

I remember she 'invented' instant porridge for the police woman. It's actually not hideous to be fair - oats, milk powder, sugar, and optional sultanas, mixed together in a big tub and then measured out to be mixed with water and zapped as needed. Her earlier stuff was definitely more normal
 
People-huv-tae-know said:
Lots of gentle hugs for you @Cat_scratches. When you feel able you may want to contact the charity Tommy's for extra support and counselling. My heart goes out to you and your family x
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I just came to post this too about Tommy's charity. Also another called Aching Arms. Them and Sands were wonderful to us last year. Sending you so much love @Cat_scratches xxx
 
Cookiecookie said:
They'd honestly be perfect for each other, in a horribly whiny and fake dramatic way. She seems to go for the mumsy type, maybe she needs to shake it up a bit?!

I remember she 'invented' instant porridge for the police woman. It's actually not hideous to be fair - oats, milk powder, sugar, and optional sultanas, mixed together in a big tub and then measured out to be mixed with water and zapped as needed. Her earlier stuff was definitely more normal
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That’s right - they’d be out-Eeyoring each other daily and each calling the other the energy drain / attention seeker.

Her latest fashion shoot in the grey vest may be instrumental in enticing the next Mrs J.
 
MrsOgre said:
Put this on a spoiler to be respectful to others here but does mention how jack has done so much for food banks.
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The thing is the original poster being leaped on here is actually making a perfectly pertinent point. If you're going to pretend to be a cook and get booked on a COOKERY segment, then at least bloody cook the ingredients properly!

Her supporters are absolute bellends.
 
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